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Published: 2008-03-14 15:26:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 121608; Favourites: 2228; Downloads: 10890
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Description Love this game.

A note, though, that these AREN’T game reviews, as some have inaccurately described them.
They are game ‘guides’, hence the title
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Comments: 482

Rock-Raider [2017-07-21 22:20:56 +0000 UTC]

Finally got around to beating it.  In some cases, I think people add the step "Feel worse with every giant monster you kill".

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AndyofIndiana [2017-05-22 01:42:17 +0000 UTC]

9. Realize that you are essentially a poacher hunting an endangered species to extinction.

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JokerX24 [2017-01-14 01:09:10 +0000 UTC]

SoTC in a nutshell

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InternetUser2000 [2015-02-08 23:53:11 +0000 UTC]

Ya pretty much

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Knght-Zero [2013-10-30 21:28:44 +0000 UTC]

I love this! This is exactly how I felt!

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NinaCrowlace [2013-10-02 17:50:06 +0000 UTC]

the 2nd one had me rolling. My lungs almost ruptured.

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CrazyLadyII [2013-08-17 02:35:54 +0000 UTC]

"Admire your steed's sense of self-preservation" and [Play"Try to out-run the tentacles"]... I died laughing.

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courtnashe [2013-06-19 03:06:58 +0000 UTC]

I love the one about the horse, especially on the way to the final colossus and you cannot tell if that is a huge cliff or just a bit of rocky landscape, luckly Agro knew and prevented us falling to our death. Or you could launch yourself off him like I did.

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orudios412 [2013-01-17 06:24:00 +0000 UTC]

Yes!!

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SgtCody [2012-10-26 05:35:43 +0000 UTC]

this is the funnest thing i seen all month i agree on all of this cause i played and beat it

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Thesleepywolf [2012-10-24 17:38:42 +0000 UTC]

God, I haven't thought of this game for years. When you meet the first huge monster thing, wasn't it a rock lion or something? It's like holy shit...

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AliceofZombieland01 [2012-09-27 12:03:07 +0000 UTC]

Indeed, it's all true.

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Jester-of-the-Clown [2012-09-14 03:12:58 +0000 UTC]

You need to turn off your brain for most of the game to enjoy it. Most of it just kinda dangles you over a pit of pointless bullshit and expects you to like it just because it looks somewhat pretty.

Don't get me wrong, I like this game, but it's not a well done game in terms of incentive or plot writing, and I'm a plot man. People with their graphics worship and need for extra functions can shove it.

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BigMaleforFan [2012-09-10 08:56:20 +0000 UTC]

the last panel is what i was saying in the middle of the game!!!!!!!!!! ( i think the 10th colossus )

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DragonPatronus [2012-08-11 03:05:25 +0000 UTC]

Haha, yes. Exactly.

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writer-jm [2012-08-07 19:52:44 +0000 UTC]

Pretty much my experience! Was awesome and unforgetable!

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DolphinLotus [2012-06-10 04:54:01 +0000 UTC]

Forget outrunning the NASTY EVIL BLACK TENTACLES OF EVIL DEATH (TM), I jump on the dead Colossus and see how badly I can get the graphics to glitch.

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artisticTaurean [2012-03-25 15:45:30 +0000 UTC]

#7. EVERY. TIME. XD

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SgtCody [2012-03-16 14:17:32 +0000 UTC]

i beat that game
i give a...
10 out of 10!

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ItsuKaiShi [2012-02-21 07:31:55 +0000 UTC]

#7 -

However, one annoyance of the game. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DAMN COLOSSUS. I spent three hours looking for the damn friggen desert with geysers one. -______-

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Prism-S [2012-01-18 03:26:08 +0000 UTC]

Best guide EVAR!

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aspenmaize [2011-11-04 19:10:20 +0000 UTC]

Love 5. As kiddish as that sounded. Love the strip. Great Job!

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godzilla1990 [2011-10-26 13:30:32 +0000 UTC]

this game. all i can say is gamer rage and then the bliss of saying i tore the "godzilla teddy bear thingy" to ash and then find out that was the FIRST boss!

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1337Goat [2011-10-24 21:40:56 +0000 UTC]

they made the ending in this game pretty awesome! sad.... but awesome!

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arcnova [2011-10-24 15:53:58 +0000 UTC]

you forgot killing lizards and eating their tails to increase stamina! (7) is the best. you never outrun them but the compulsion to try is irresistible!

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KamikazeCharlotte [2011-10-19 02:35:50 +0000 UTC]

LMAO on playing "try to out-run the tentacles".

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Purpleground02 [2011-10-15 15:46:29 +0000 UTC]

lol.. I love to do no.7

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hollowheartlessIzsak [2011-10-05 04:22:53 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this ^.^ brilliant!

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viiwolfe [2011-09-29 20:07:16 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE IT>o👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Jowain92 [2011-08-30 16:10:22 +0000 UTC]

Has anyone ver managed to escape those black tentacles? I keep trying even that I know it's futile...

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dragon5314 [2011-08-21 15:38:38 +0000 UTC]

lol the second panel is probably the best out of all of them

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LutherOMight [2011-08-01 13:35:55 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahahaahah!! This is epic ,and true

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BlueLightningStrike [2011-06-18 21:35:19 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, so great. XD

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XDarkEssenceX [2011-05-30 02:49:01 +0000 UTC]

By far the best sum up of the game... do you have 1 for Ico and other games?

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Jowain92 [2011-05-20 07:04:52 +0000 UTC]

I wonder what happens if you out run those tentacles... IF one can! Sad ending to... But I still love it.... oh ICO...

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Sparkus-Clark [2011-05-04 13:16:13 +0000 UTC]

You know I never found out about that whole "shoot-the-lizards-for-extra-grip" until after I'd beaten the game...

oh well, I had a friend who beat FF7 without Knights of the Round because he didn't feel like going to find it.

-SC

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ramusx [2011-04-17 02:20:25 +0000 UTC]

That game was amazing and it didn't even make you fight hordes of enemys. Just one at a time and it worked out perfectly. Exploring the world was fun enough, but climbing these god like monsters and striking them down was just a shock and awe experience.

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SneeMonster [2011-04-10 15:40:06 +0000 UTC]

haha, finally someone besides me who's wondering at this horses phobia of heights.

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tonyk1000 [2011-03-27 07:02:08 +0000 UTC]

Almost died laughing at the second panel.

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LuridAngel777 [2011-03-14 19:02:56 +0000 UTC]

SO TRUE!

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MusicOLot [2011-03-09 23:15:22 +0000 UTC]

Have beaten it/ I have, AND SHE WASN'T WORTH IT!!!! I wold go into further detail, but that would be spoiling.

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DragonVampriss [2011-02-03 22:54:46 +0000 UTC]

OMG -dies laughing- i love this!!

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En-Taiho [2011-02-02 18:48:11 +0000 UTC]

lol so funny And yeah, i also tried to run away from the black tentacles everytime lol

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Veloitus [2011-01-22 06:12:17 +0000 UTC]

Can't choose a favorite panel from this. I rofl'd at all of them.
I will now stop trying to scare myself with Silent Hill fan art and chill with reading some comic strips...thank god I read this, otherwise I would have never stopped and would give up getting any sleep.

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ABirdNerd [2011-01-14 22:58:20 +0000 UTC]

I concur with this comic I definitely try to out run the tentacles o' doom every time.

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Cutter9792 [2011-01-08 06:13:54 +0000 UTC]

I bet a lot of the girls in your Doom Fortress do panel 7 a lot.

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Vezoca [2010-12-14 19:18:15 +0000 UTC]

very funny

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jforce55 [2010-10-25 08:06:28 +0000 UTC]

This was friggen awesome! I really recognized myself in "7" ^-^

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ichbastele [2010-10-24 17:13:06 +0000 UTC]

Just a step below Ookami in my book

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Sokka47 [2010-10-11 21:50:05 +0000 UTC]

I faved this, God told me to.

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