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Published: 2008-11-03 16:54:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 85970; Favourites: 1056; Downloads: 1858
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Description Fun, but not as much as the original.
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Comments: 259

DeadXwriterXmaraveno [2009-01-17 14:14:24 +0000 UTC]

nice one

but u could have done one or 2 on how u can blow up and kill entire cities ask a guy to bring u home and then fly back again and the city is back

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Anebrd [2009-01-10 23:52:11 +0000 UTC]

I adore your game reviews.

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stevecook23 [2009-01-04 22:33:38 +0000 UTC]

This game looks cool; the theme tune they used in the adverts is worth getting hold of; and finally, neat little comic

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WILIZIN [2008-12-18 06:50:25 +0000 UTC]

I hadn't finished it yet! Thanks for warning me! Kudos to you!

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Elliekin [2008-12-10 09:10:31 +0000 UTC]

I've never played the game, but your comic made me crack up all the same. xD

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JonFreeman [2008-11-30 06:50:37 +0000 UTC]

Agreed, I was let down.

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Hellzeeko In reply to ??? [2008-11-28 17:37:11 +0000 UTC]

HAHA pretty much

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Brolin940 In reply to ??? [2008-11-28 00:58:11 +0000 UTC]

lol I loved the lumberjack part, that was just icing on the cake

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Fanoom [2008-11-25 23:53:31 +0000 UTC]

LOLZ! Must get it!

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coolchris [2008-11-22 14:36:48 +0000 UTC]

Lol like your stereotypical Jamaican reference ^_^

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cybernetichero [2008-11-22 03:42:51 +0000 UTC]

Lol a lot.

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twistedCaliber [2008-11-22 01:59:07 +0000 UTC]

Very cute XD

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LudoArchive [2008-11-18 22:00:37 +0000 UTC]

Oh god....

Panel 4 is SO true.

I mean...

Strip is good, but that alone makes it worth the fav

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Leoneil In reply to LudoArchive [2008-11-19 00:41:18 +0000 UTC]

I know! I can't even begin to describe how annoying that was in the first game! I mean - I'm going around in an Abram tank, blowing everything up in my path, and I'm stopped by a sapling!? THAT'S JUST ... AAAAAGH

Anyways. Panel 4: that IS so true.

Dissapointment at the last panel though

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somethingthingyman [2008-11-14 18:54:21 +0000 UTC]

press b to win game... lo, haha.

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Marduk01 [2008-11-14 02:29:08 +0000 UTC]

Just Air Strike everything = You Win lol

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peaceful-zen [2008-11-13 01:15:10 +0000 UTC]

God I love these. ^_^

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JohnTehJoker [2008-11-12 15:22:47 +0000 UTC]

Sounds a tad like a more interactive and less sexy version of the grand theft auto chain which I only ever played for the rhino tank...

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IIGToons [2008-11-11 20:25:54 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD hahah I love this game

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DEMOXED [2008-11-11 17:13:16 +0000 UTC]

the dissapointment at the end of this reminds me of fable 2s ending....death by music box....

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Xenos-19 In reply to ??? [2008-11-10 20:28:59 +0000 UTC]

Haha Fantastic!

Press B to win the game tottaly got me because that is how I played the game, ran around just melee the guys in the face! (since B is melee), and of course the stupid running around for streotypical morons just to get a nuke to blow up a wall.... What the hell

Anyways good work, twas funny

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outinarizona [2008-11-09 00:32:33 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha... The jamaican on the boat. Reading your "how to's" are much more fun than actually playing the games...

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Evan452 [2008-11-08 04:00:11 +0000 UTC]

I love Mercs 2, but I haven't played the original...so I have nothing to compare it to...anyway, Great job, hilarious, spectacular, exquiste, adjectively!

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noteen In reply to Evan452 [2008-11-08 06:34:28 +0000 UTC]

the original was on ps2 =/ sadly you can't get it on 360 or ps3 -.- the nerve of those people but it was an all around awsome game ._. get to kill ze koreans x3

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AnaRose [2008-11-08 02:09:11 +0000 UTC]

i could never get past the part when get a pilot, couldn't see half the people shooting at the copter or just out of my shooting range....i know i suck. but i never get bored of blowing up tanks.

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noteen [2008-11-07 19:00:04 +0000 UTC]

it was and is a good game ._. ..... explosions ish pretty x3 ... ._. lost myself there <.<' ... *runs off hijacks a vz tank and mows down UP mercs* WOO! die you mercs which arn't as good ¬¬

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Yunosh [2008-11-07 12:42:58 +0000 UTC]

XD XD

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meykeru-sensei In reply to ??? [2008-11-07 11:37:17 +0000 UTC]

brilliant as ever.Hope to see one for any of the ones ive played/am playing,that always does the trick,cuz yer usually right on the mark too AAMOF this stuff is better then a game review XD
Man,too much good games all at once...Saints Row 2,Fable 2,Fallout 3,and now i still gotta get Gears of War 2?
Happy go bye-bye my money :/

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fkaleo In reply to ??? [2008-11-07 09:11:09 +0000 UTC]

cool

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jackrenlogan [2008-11-06 22:32:09 +0000 UTC]

But yet, your rendition of it is hilarious.

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WulfyWaffle [2008-11-06 20:04:01 +0000 UTC]

Eh... Yeah the first was defiantly better. All the same I still enjoyed the second

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SilentThunderer [2008-11-06 14:33:48 +0000 UTC]

ROTFLMAO! +1000000000 points for the Monty Python reference! I love that song!

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thejakeman [2008-11-06 07:09:30 +0000 UTC]

Number seven is true anyway EYEARRELL!

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Sapphire-Alchemist [2008-11-06 06:21:51 +0000 UTC]

OMG I am going to die laughing here. That right there is the entire game in a nutshell. Keep up the "How to" series Jack.

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ninteninja [2008-11-05 20:13:18 +0000 UTC]

haha amazing! *watches*

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davidmcawesome [2008-11-05 18:59:12 +0000 UTC]

The lumberjack was total ROFLage, but I agree with your opinion of the game, the explosions are nice, but what the hell was with that bunker? Wait, what about A FUCKING DRILL! o.O nope, but im glad to see to that you`re still making HTP comics

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leotheyardiechick [2008-11-05 04:21:57 +0000 UTC]

'Beach dwelling Jamaican pirates'

You have the address for the game's maker? I'd like to deliver that drive-by shooting they're asking for.

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beza [2008-11-05 03:19:35 +0000 UTC]

Like how everyone here jumped on the monty python reference

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BluDrgn426 [2008-11-05 03:17:05 +0000 UTC]

haha, I love this "how to play" series

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AlphaNoob4 [2008-11-05 03:03:06 +0000 UTC]

OH NO YOU DIDNT

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haydenchristensenfan [2008-11-05 01:00:34 +0000 UTC]

get a shot in the ass, xD

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rainbowonfire In reply to ??? [2008-11-04 23:03:43 +0000 UTC]

But the song for it is really addicting :'D

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Tails-and-Cosmo In reply to ??? [2008-11-04 22:47:08 +0000 UTC]

XD push b to win what happens if u push A

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seras--victoria [2008-11-04 21:00:22 +0000 UTC]

OMG you always make me laugh with these.

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cobaltfreak [2008-11-04 20:46:22 +0000 UTC]

thats funny

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xyr [2008-11-04 20:18:38 +0000 UTC]

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dinshino [2008-11-04 20:04:47 +0000 UTC]

Panel 7 is what happens in real life, too.

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theblackdragoness [2008-11-04 19:43:38 +0000 UTC]

I loved the first one. Lot's of 'splosions and off-roading. I wanna get this for the graphics and off roading. Have you ever played Smuggler's run? It's driving only so you couldn't do a how to play thing, but it's good fun.

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Jackasshedgehog [2008-11-04 18:55:42 +0000 UTC]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA...
This one is my favorite from all the HtP you've made...

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dustbunny369 [2008-11-04 17:41:43 +0000 UTC]

The ending was kinda weak compared to the first. I missed hunting for 'cards' as well. And the civilians always seem to want to throw themselves in front my of tank for some reason. But still, an okay game.

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