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Description Had to make one of these for Portal
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Biddybuddy In reply to ??? [2011-01-19 22:59:23 +0000 UTC]

Now this makes me whish I had portal...

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Alec963 In reply to ??? [2011-01-19 02:41:25 +0000 UTC]

I played it and loved it, but I only sent three of the toes from my left foot.

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Veloitus [2010-12-31 08:17:26 +0000 UTC]

Exactly what I did.
Especially step 6-experiencing heartbreak.

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okami-the-wolf-nin In reply to Veloitus [2011-01-04 04:21:00 +0000 UTC]

have you played Portal: Still Alive?

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Veloitus In reply to okami-the-wolf-nin [2011-01-04 17:17:43 +0000 UTC]

GASP
*Looks up*
OH YES I need to download that later today.

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pythix21 In reply to Veloitus [2011-02-24 09:08:09 +0000 UTC]

And let's not forget the fan prequel, "Portal: Prelude"
And of course the 3D remake of the flash version, "Portal TFV Mappack"

I'm sure there are others but these are the ones I've played. Portal Prelude in particular is much more challenging than the original, and throws a lot of new mechanics at you with little or no warning. It's also got easter eggs, red herrings, and some really devious turret placements.

Portal TFV Mappack is similar to portal the flash version, as the name implies, but it's also got a companion cube loveboat ride and an original end boss.

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TheCompanionCubie In reply to ??? [2010-12-23 08:31:57 +0000 UTC]

...

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Akefiakat228 In reply to TheCompanionCubie [2011-02-01 00:49:11 +0000 UTC]

Companion cube! you live!

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TheCompanionCubie In reply to Akefiakat228 [2011-02-01 01:05:35 +0000 UTC]

Yus

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PSPvenom [2010-12-22 04:11:51 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure valve have enough body parts of their own already thankyou.

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sealy7 [2010-12-22 00:18:20 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, YES.

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Raenafyn [2010-12-07 03:40:34 +0000 UTC]

whats up with his legs?

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Spartan773 In reply to Raenafyn [2010-12-12 10:33:54 +0000 UTC]

in the game, your character has shock-absorbers attached to her legs.

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Raenafyn In reply to Spartan773 [2010-12-13 05:11:51 +0000 UTC]

okay then, not sure how they absorb shock tho :\

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Spartan773 In reply to Raenafyn [2010-12-16 23:09:56 +0000 UTC]

springs. they lessen fall damage.
the entire aspect of portal is physics.

many of valve's games have very advanced physic engines. Portal's one of them.

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ATSkill In reply to Raenafyn [2010-12-15 07:29:15 +0000 UTC]

I saw in a commentary (which is included in the game i believe) they said that they didn't originally have anything on the legs. But people were questioning why falling so far...er, fast, didn't kill you, seeing as the falling had to stay for reason of making the game impossibly hard otherwise, they just randomly stuck something on the feet so people wouldn't ask questions.

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Raenafyn In reply to ATSkill [2010-12-15 20:05:20 +0000 UTC]

aw, that makes sense then, but i dont see how things strapped to her legs will make her fall safely...

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ATSkill In reply to Raenafyn [2010-12-15 21:27:28 +0000 UTC]

They work the same way as the portal gun does, Aperture Science magic.

OR

My guess is that they work on a two part system, with the bottom black hook (which looks surprisingly similar to a real sports prosthetic foot.)taking out the initial shock of the landing impact. And the second part is some kind of inertial dampener that reverberates through her whole body, and also play's a role in how the main impact of fall would NOT be transferred right into the soft tissue of the calf muscles. Seeing as how the leg devices don't actually strap on to her at all, but rather "stick" to the back of the legs, I've come to the theory that she is in fact being held by them in some kind of tracterbeam.

Now, if that wasn't nerdy enough for you, feel free to add your own input. With help I'm sure everyone can be slightly disillusioned about the superiority of our cake toting overlord.

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Raenafyn In reply to ATSkill [2010-12-15 21:59:02 +0000 UTC]

lol, i have actually seen extreme nerdiness before, and i mean EXTREME. i found a group of SUPER POKEMON FANS. and we were gonna be watching the first three pokemon movies, and half the group were singing the pokemon theme song! it scared the shit outtaa me and redefined "biggest fan" for me! srsly, college ppls still being that fanatic, and this guy brought ALL his games too!

*ahem* getting back to portal, i think they wanted to not make her die at such heights because there were some parts that required flying thru the air and going to great heights to test these portal stuff... and plus if you were to infinitely fall thru the portals and then move a portal, you should die in real life, cuz you did just fall thru like 100 feet or more, plus that ur getting faster as you fall.

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connect9 [2010-11-30 00:15:23 +0000 UTC]

I also sent my hand, and they sent back chocolate cake. *stuffs cake in mouth*

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connect9 [2010-11-30 00:09:28 +0000 UTC]

...The f**k are these on my legs?! *reboots* ..>The f**k are these on my legs?!

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heartless-2 [2010-11-29 16:49:20 +0000 UTC]

Why?!? Why Did they make you kill the companion cube?!? WHY?!?

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VigilNebula [2010-11-28 17:06:14 +0000 UTC]

Do I please you when I say there will be a Portal 2

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legolover4321 [2010-11-27 04:23:11 +0000 UTC]

Freaking love that game, can't wait 'till 2, and awesome job with the art as well.

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bobosensei [2010-11-22 22:08:00 +0000 UTC]

I love that game. whenever my bro stels thardrive and escapes to another person's 360, I replay this game.

Over and over.

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Miifan67 [2010-11-22 06:36:53 +0000 UTC]

So true.

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legend234 [2010-11-22 01:23:10 +0000 UTC]

lol

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bunnygalxoxo [2010-11-20 03:00:36 +0000 UTC]

im pretty sure everyones done #3
and i sended my hamsters leg C:

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YaoiBandicoot [2010-11-14 23:08:32 +0000 UTC]

I haven't sent any part of my body... Yet...

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brutaka359 [2010-11-12 10:22:47 +0000 UTC]

LOL The last part doesn't make any sence! Awesome! xD

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Turkeydipking [2010-11-07 16:46:16 +0000 UTC]

hahahah xD

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XxBlue-MoonxX [2010-10-21 22:57:09 +0000 UTC]

hahha xD this is so funny

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6611nitro [2010-10-10 02:41:50 +0000 UTC]

i sent my brains western hemisphere (dats da best hemisphere)

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no-yes-no In reply to ??? [2010-10-01 01:33:26 +0000 UTC]

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Drgn12 In reply to ??? [2010-09-26 00:24:03 +0000 UTC]

you forgot THE CAKE IS A LIE part

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pivotLives In reply to Drgn12 [2010-10-17 23:52:41 +0000 UTC]

Exept that the cake isn't a lie cause it's a lie that the cake is a lie (really, find the hidden level!)

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BlueEyedAlbino [2010-09-18 02:20:27 +0000 UTC]

I don't hate you... D:

I do. (:

Can't wait to see what sort of madness Portal 2 holds. >w<

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YaoiBandicoot [2010-09-14 21:53:06 +0000 UTC]

I've done everything except 8.
Maybe I could send them my brain, I'm not using it anyway.

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Synstematic [2010-09-13 22:40:35 +0000 UTC]

I'm in love with a game I've never played....I want to sooo baaad....

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shandy [2010-09-08 23:55:33 +0000 UTC]

True, so true!

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xxdemondoodlerxx [2010-09-05 21:18:09 +0000 UTC]

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Ignatian-Mystic In reply to ??? [2010-08-30 17:36:17 +0000 UTC]

LUVS, LUVS, LUVS, I THINK I'M IN LUVS WITH YOU...

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MeowCloudofAna [2010-08-29 23:42:11 +0000 UTC]

Did you know you can donate on or more of your vital organs to the 'I love Portal' fund for Valve? It is true.

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Talenca [2010-08-21 23:23:16 +0000 UTC]

i love you companion cube!

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TheDarkEmerald [2010-08-10 19:26:08 +0000 UTC]

there's gonna be a second one...i like GLaDos she's creepy as fuck!

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DarkGamer72 [2010-08-08 19:42:53 +0000 UTC]

immense game + strange/entertraining conversation we got going on here

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Addry [2010-08-07 08:23:11 +0000 UTC]

Where's the cake? You know it's not a lie!

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zombieslayerjjj In reply to ??? [2010-07-31 20:40:03 +0000 UTC]

I think those leg things are braces to keep your shins from snapping after a high fall. Not really sure though, just a guess. I just got the game yesterday after buying the orange box... I'm on level 18 and so far it's pretty good. It's hard to play a platformer when you can't see your own damn feet, though.

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ichigo240 In reply to ??? [2010-07-26 18:11:00 +0000 UTC]

u forgot the cake

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Catmaniac8x In reply to ??? [2010-07-11 16:08:01 +0000 UTC]

eh..this game was okay, I played it when it was able to be downloaded for free, but Steam slows the heck out of my computer so I eventually uninstalled it.
It's always fun screwing around with the portals ^^

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