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Cifyra [2016-01-10 17:56:45 +0000 UTC]
You have been selected for a random search. Face the scanner.
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yamahal123 In reply to Cifyra [2016-09-12 00:45:32 +0000 UTC]
hahahahah, ye bro just ye XD
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1230james [2014-08-17 20:09:56 +0000 UTC]
"Entrant must provide an entry permit and an ID supplement."
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DeoxysEnderman [2014-07-11 22:24:27 +0000 UTC]
Araiguma: Papers- Umm... *blushes slightly* (MineCraft piston noise)
That's what Araiguma's reaction would be to something like this.
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RoloX [2011-09-07 19:53:43 +0000 UTC]
this is how terrorists get in the planes... how can we blame security now???
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squarenuts In reply to RoyalRagequit [2015-08-02 17:26:25 +0000 UTC]
If you see something, say something.Β
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yelleena [2009-10-30 07:31:37 +0000 UTC]
Beware she is armed and dangerous, she has 'weapons of mass distraction'.
Hit Panic Button Now!
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Ignatian-Mystic In reply to yelleena [2010-09-16 22:42:33 +0000 UTC]
*I PUSH TEH BUTTON!!*
Holy shit niblets... I'M TAKIN' THIS BUTTON WITH ME!!
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KekeMonkey [2009-07-20 20:27:23 +0000 UTC]
LoL I just know he's going to press that panic button pretty soon...
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crystalpixie [2009-03-21 11:18:49 +0000 UTC]
scarily something that i HAVE done sadly the passport guy wasnt impressed.....prolly cause id just come off a 36 hour travel flight thingy and i looked like ass
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Inspectornills [2009-03-09 20:04:22 +0000 UTC]
lol, girls aren't like that in real life, but its nice to think about it XD
hehe, awesome pic!
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the1cutemetalchick In reply to Inspectornills [2010-05-24 07:54:13 +0000 UTC]
i would do it.xD if the passport guy was cute.xD
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Inspectornills In reply to the1cutemetalchick [2010-07-07 15:58:07 +0000 UTC]
hahahah XD
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SgtChilly [2009-02-18 20:28:19 +0000 UTC]
For those wondering...
"you know you want to."
is the phrase going through Chloe's mind.
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HellTutor [2009-02-13 00:08:37 +0000 UTC]
I am so glad you provide this type of humor..
It's the only kind of humor I get!
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Shardshifter [2009-02-12 09:15:49 +0000 UTC]
Pfft, women and their extra storage capabilities x3
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Shane-Rodriguez [2009-01-19 03:11:28 +0000 UTC]
i wonder how she will handle the strip search. great pic! -trinity
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Cellidor [2009-01-17 06:39:54 +0000 UTC]
WELL!
Certainly won't have to worry about losing your passport in there!
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Bend-in-my-brain In reply to Cellidor [2009-01-17 12:41:26 +0000 UTC]
Are you kidding? One jiggle and they'll be lost to the depths, never to be seen again!
Bewate teh Clevage of ULTIMATE DOOM!
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Cellidor In reply to Bend-in-my-brain [2009-01-18 07:53:01 +0000 UTC]
Oh, but I'm sure there would be plenty of volunteers to help her get it back out!
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Tomato21 [2009-01-16 18:08:54 +0000 UTC]
New art with Chloe! I was waiting on this Thanks, another great done job.
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Justicex [2009-01-16 07:00:57 +0000 UTC]
Meh. She's a lady. Ladies don't carry things. Carrying things makes ladies sweat. Good job Chloe!
I love your sexy sense of humor. Cute, funny without being pornographic.
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ZombieSkeith [2009-01-16 04:45:46 +0000 UTC]
Aside from "Hey, boobs!", this is what came to my mind:
Indiana Jones: Papers? *punches a guy out a window then points where the guy was* No papers.
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IronMonkey69 [2009-01-16 00:44:46 +0000 UTC]
I wonder what her passport photo looks like? Couldn't be as hideous as McIntyre describes it should be.
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markbeusse [2009-01-16 00:29:02 +0000 UTC]
Dude...
She's got Swiss Army Boobs...
"In the event of an emergency, the cat-lady's mammaries can be used for floatation devices. Please assist yourself before assisting children..."
And...I've gone too far...
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Mahichan [2009-01-15 19:34:05 +0000 UTC]
AHAHAHAHAA!!!... i dared one of my friends to do that once.. she smacked me... lol
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Hopeofmysoul [2009-01-15 15:32:22 +0000 UTC]
Thank you for introducing me to Michael McIntrye!
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