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jollyjack β€” Papers, please.

Published: 2009-01-13 15:56:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 55082; Favourites: 1320; Downloads: 1776
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Description Michael McIntyre provided the inspiration for this one ([link] )
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Cifyra [2016-01-10 17:56:45 +0000 UTC]

You have been selected for a random search. Face the scanner.

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yamahal123 In reply to Cifyra [2016-09-12 00:45:32 +0000 UTC]

hahahahah, ye bro just ye XD

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Usuario2 [2015-05-25 04:31:53 +0000 UTC]

Β‘Gloria a Arstotzka!

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1230james [2014-08-17 20:09:56 +0000 UTC]

"Entrant must provide an entry permit and an ID supplement."

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DeoxysEnderman [2014-07-11 22:24:27 +0000 UTC]

Araiguma: Papers- Umm... *blushes slightly* (MineCraft piston noise)

That's what Araiguma's reaction would be to something like this.

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TarkanAtilla22 [2014-02-22 04:00:06 +0000 UTC]

Glory to Cobrastan.

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SONBoomer [2013-06-06 20:51:22 +0000 UTC]

Glory to Arstotzka!

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ORear In reply to SONBoomer [2013-08-28 06:21:11 +0000 UTC]

Cause No Trouble

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CoolCSD1986 [2012-10-18 19:02:18 +0000 UTC]

That's very nice, man.

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RoloX [2011-09-07 19:53:43 +0000 UTC]

this is how terrorists get in the planes... how can we blame security now???

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squarenuts In reply to RoloX [2015-04-22 03:59:17 +0000 UTC]

too soon

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RoyalRagequit In reply to squarenuts [2015-07-05 17:40:41 +0000 UTC]

Not soon enough.

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squarenuts In reply to RoyalRagequit [2015-08-02 17:26:25 +0000 UTC]

If you see something, say something.Β 

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Ignatian-Mystic [2010-09-16 22:41:21 +0000 UTC]

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yelleena [2009-10-30 07:31:37 +0000 UTC]

Beware she is armed and dangerous, she has 'weapons of mass distraction'.

Hit Panic Button Now!

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Ignatian-Mystic In reply to yelleena [2010-09-16 22:42:33 +0000 UTC]

*I PUSH TEH BUTTON!!*



Holy shit niblets... I'M TAKIN' THIS BUTTON WITH ME!!

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KekeMonkey [2009-07-20 20:27:23 +0000 UTC]

LoL I just know he's going to press that panic button pretty soon...

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Aysherah [2009-06-12 18:38:48 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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crystalpixie [2009-03-21 11:18:49 +0000 UTC]

scarily something that i HAVE done sadly the passport guy wasnt impressed.....prolly cause id just come off a 36 hour travel flight thingy and i looked like ass

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Inspectornills [2009-03-09 20:04:22 +0000 UTC]

lol, girls aren't like that in real life, but its nice to think about it XD

hehe, awesome pic!

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the1cutemetalchick In reply to Inspectornills [2010-05-24 07:54:13 +0000 UTC]

i would do it.xD if the passport guy was cute.xD

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Inspectornills In reply to the1cutemetalchick [2010-07-07 15:58:07 +0000 UTC]

hahahah XD

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the1cutemetalchick In reply to Inspectornills [2010-07-07 16:11:02 +0000 UTC]

xD

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SgtChilly [2009-02-18 20:28:19 +0000 UTC]

For those wondering...

"you know you want to."

is the phrase going through Chloe's mind.

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HellTutor [2009-02-13 00:08:37 +0000 UTC]

I am so glad you provide this type of humor..
It's the only kind of humor I get!

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Shardshifter [2009-02-12 09:15:49 +0000 UTC]

Pfft, women and their extra storage capabilities x3

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Dr-Rodriguez [2009-02-07 20:56:55 +0000 UTC]

omg furry

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DD2111 [2009-01-19 20:21:09 +0000 UTC]

GRAB IT!GRAB IT NOW!!!8((

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Shane-Rodriguez [2009-01-19 03:11:28 +0000 UTC]

i wonder how she will handle the strip search. great pic! -trinity

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tacubay0 [2009-01-18 06:21:25 +0000 UTC]

chido

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Cellidor [2009-01-17 06:39:54 +0000 UTC]

WELL!

Certainly won't have to worry about losing your passport in there!

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Bend-in-my-brain In reply to Cellidor [2009-01-17 12:41:26 +0000 UTC]

Are you kidding? One jiggle and they'll be lost to the depths, never to be seen again!
Bewate teh Clevage of ULTIMATE DOOM!

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Cellidor In reply to Bend-in-my-brain [2009-01-18 07:53:01 +0000 UTC]

Oh, but I'm sure there would be plenty of volunteers to help her get it back out!

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marcuszer0 In reply to Cellidor [2009-06-03 07:59:48 +0000 UTC]

He has a point there.

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roxyart [2009-01-17 06:25:25 +0000 UTC]

haha XD i like that panic button

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Yeldarb86 [2009-01-17 04:23:27 +0000 UTC]

Chloe loves to play.

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Tomato21 [2009-01-16 18:08:54 +0000 UTC]

New art with Chloe! I was waiting on this Thanks, another great done job.

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xyr [2009-01-16 11:36:52 +0000 UTC]

hysterical link! XD cute picture, too

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Justicex [2009-01-16 07:00:57 +0000 UTC]

Meh. She's a lady. Ladies don't carry things. Carrying things makes ladies sweat. Good job Chloe!

I love your sexy sense of humor. Cute, funny without being pornographic.

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gac64k56 [2009-01-16 05:22:38 +0000 UTC]

DON'T PANIC

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ZombieSkeith [2009-01-16 04:45:46 +0000 UTC]

Aside from "Hey, boobs!", this is what came to my mind:
Indiana Jones: Papers? *punches a guy out a window then points where the guy was* No papers.

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IronMonkey69 [2009-01-16 00:44:46 +0000 UTC]

I wonder what her passport photo looks like? Couldn't be as hideous as McIntyre describes it should be.

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markbeusse [2009-01-16 00:29:02 +0000 UTC]

Dude...
She's got Swiss Army Boobs...

"In the event of an emergency, the cat-lady's mammaries can be used for floatation devices. Please assist yourself before assisting children..."

And...I've gone too far...

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Mahichan [2009-01-15 19:34:05 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHAHAA!!!... i dared one of my friends to do that once.. she smacked me... lol

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Hopeofmysoul [2009-01-15 15:32:22 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for introducing me to Michael McIntrye!

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SheikTheGeek [2009-01-15 12:08:44 +0000 UTC]

*looks down*

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bydayga In reply to SheikTheGeek [2009-01-17 04:35:07 +0000 UTC]

intresting

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SheikTheGeek In reply to bydayga [2009-01-17 08:26:25 +0000 UTC]

Very...

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bydayga In reply to SheikTheGeek [2009-01-17 17:38:35 +0000 UTC]

indeed
im bored

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SheikTheGeek In reply to bydayga [2009-01-18 03:36:42 +0000 UTC]

That sucks...

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