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Published: 2009-01-13 15:56:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 55082; Favourites: 1320; Downloads: 1776
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Description Michael McIntyre provided the inspiration for this one ([link] )
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YiorYeosa In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 17:42:42 +0000 UTC]

I didn't knew they made centerfold passports!?

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LinkG07 In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 17:42:19 +0000 UTC]

"Everything is all and paid for... now all you have to do is "take it"

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Amalgam-Images In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 17:35:30 +0000 UTC]

Chloe is the only person that volunteers for the extra security strip search at the airport.

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Skyen In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 17:32:51 +0000 UTC]

A dreary day at the office (or airport, as it were), brightened up a bit... by the most awesome lightbulbs in the world!

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Vergalon [2009-01-13 17:22:43 +0000 UTC]

I love the panic button XD
oh, and Chloe is very nice too ^.^

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GIJohn [2009-01-13 17:19:34 +0000 UTC]

He'd better hope an oxygen mask drops down from the ceiling soon, he's forgetting to breath

And she's just so damn sexy with those glasses on

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CJShadorunner In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 17:09:34 +0000 UTC]

Frisk her!!!

Surprised no one else has come up with that notion.

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andrewk In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 17:09:05 +0000 UTC]

Whaddya waiting for?! Take it.

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wolfman-al In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 17:08:14 +0000 UTC]

^__^
You know, Chloe should wear those glasses more often.
She looks even more stunning, if thats possible.

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scrapmen In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 17:07:05 +0000 UTC]

omg

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Jaebird88 In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 17:02:17 +0000 UTC]

your work + the comedian = awesome! XP

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LifenDeath In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 17:01:29 +0000 UTC]

PANIC BUTTON!! Before it devours you!! xD

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Wolfenlied In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 17:00:50 +0000 UTC]

Love the security's expression!

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ArsonDadko In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 16:53:06 +0000 UTC]

How many stuff can she put in there!?

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GunShad [2009-01-13 16:52:26 +0000 UTC]

HOLY PASSPORT!!! O___O Nice One

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Severflame In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 16:50:37 +0000 UTC]

Chloe know she got it goin' on. This is a halarious pic. Kudos.

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JBantha [2009-01-13 16:46:53 +0000 UTC]

She didn't have jacket pockets anyways1 X3
Wherre can I apply for the Passport Controller charge?! *_* X3

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maxwildcat [2009-01-13 16:40:28 +0000 UTC]

so thats why they call it Airbust ...

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TormentedPuppet [2009-01-13 16:39:58 +0000 UTC]

Why doesn't anything like this ever happen in real life?

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cresent34 [2009-01-13 16:38:49 +0000 UTC]

Well...that's another way to get banned from flying..

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Yhu047 In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 16:34:32 +0000 UTC]

according to him I have a man drawer

'hello mr dead battery, I could put you in the recycling jar . . . . ' *sees man drawer*

'INTO THE MAN DRAWER' *flings it*

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ZytherDark In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 16:34:22 +0000 UTC]

Tits that print paper!! Brilliant!!

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21roxas12 In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 16:33:56 +0000 UTC]

ill look jsut like he does wen some one has her pasport between het breats lol
nice one love it ^^

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Twinsnake-Coatl [2009-01-13 16:32:09 +0000 UTC]

When he got started on the photos, I thought of Vanity.

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michaelthewolf In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 16:31:31 +0000 UTC]

Ha! I think his finger should be on the panic button cause he definitely looks like he is.

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Vicious713 [2009-01-13 16:30:52 +0000 UTC]

This pic is another one of those "Reasons to adore Chloe" moments =3

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Meguja [2009-01-13 16:24:40 +0000 UTC]

GOOD IDEA!!
I would do same things ...someday ^^

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yodeladyhoo In reply to Meguja [2009-01-13 16:42:54 +0000 UTC]

**ahem**

Been there, done that. Island hopper plane on the Greecian islands. No pockets and somehow I was stuck holding too many towels and stuff. Where to put the passport?

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sparkster46 [2009-01-13 16:23:02 +0000 UTC]

And then...

he presses the panic button or maybe Chloe does. Heck, I would it looks so tantalizing. LIKE IT'S BEGGING TO BE PRESSED. D8>

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HomunculusLover [2009-01-13 16:19:31 +0000 UTC]

"Ugly Ugly, get the bags!" XD

Well, at least she knows where they are and I doubt she'll lose them, anyone who makes a grab for them will deal with her booby trap.

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Omnywrench [2009-01-13 16:19:13 +0000 UTC]

I wonder what would happen if someone tried that in real life.

BOOBS ARE TERRORISTS ZOMG

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Rockdio In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 16:18:08 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe. Whats really funny is now they're starting to make your Driver's License ALSO your passport. xD Therefore, this scene recreated with just a Driver'slicense/passport would be HILARIOUS indeed.

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timinbklyn In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 16:16:51 +0000 UTC]

I've missed Chloe! What a way to return!

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dhkite In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 16:15:30 +0000 UTC]

At least she won't have to check on her passport. EVERYONE can see where it is XD

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Levi-K-Whitney [2009-01-13 16:13:37 +0000 UTC]

Looks like he's about to hit the panic button.

Panic! PANIC!

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Deviant-Soul-Reaper [2009-01-13 16:11:32 +0000 UTC]

Looks like something my ex would do LOL

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choaticbreak1288 [2009-01-13 16:08:21 +0000 UTC]

just reach down slowly....

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PhilcoTV [2009-01-13 16:08:20 +0000 UTC]

Chloe is such a tease! But I imagine the surveillance tapes of this border crossing will become VERY popular.

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Wolftherian [2009-01-13 16:07:10 +0000 UTC]

yaknow.... it would really suck if he was gay...

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Omnywrench In reply to Wolftherian [2009-01-13 16:18:37 +0000 UTC]

I dunno... I've known gay guys who like boobs.

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Wolftherian In reply to Omnywrench [2009-01-13 16:22:14 +0000 UTC]

true true... but are they truely gay then?

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Omnywrench In reply to Wolftherian [2009-01-13 16:26:33 +0000 UTC]

They don't care for the rest of the female, just the boobs.

Boobs = Yes

Vagina = No

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EdmondDantes [2009-01-13 16:06:07 +0000 UTC]

He might do it unintentionally.

...

Depending on where he's standing.

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EdmondDantes In reply to EdmondDantes [2009-01-13 16:07:02 +0000 UTC]

Push the Panic button I mean...

But Cenaris beat me to it.

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Cenaris In reply to EdmondDantes [2009-01-13 16:08:52 +0000 UTC]

Watch "Kevin and Perry Go Large"

There's a scene involving the old "push the panic button with your penis when you see an attractive woman" gag.

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EdmondDantes In reply to Cenaris [2009-01-13 16:11:45 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I see.

Thank you, Cenaris.

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Cenaris In reply to EdmondDantes [2009-01-13 16:15:41 +0000 UTC]

[link]

Just click foward to about 8:40, that's pretty much the bit I'm on about.

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EdmondDantes In reply to Cenaris [2009-01-13 16:34:27 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

That, would do it.

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Cenaris In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 16:05:09 +0000 UTC]

Thank goodness the panic button isn't directly in front of him underthe desk. He might get too excited and accidently poke it (if you get what I mean)

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Charvale In reply to ??? [2009-01-13 16:04:40 +0000 UTC]

If I were him, I'd ask that she step in the back to make sure that she's not carrying any contraband.
=^_~=
Just to be safe.

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