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Published: 2016-11-16 00:13:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 88615; Favourites: 1878; Downloads: 593
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Forget the Football, just keep him away from the phones.....Related content
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Sunny: He won't even BE in the White House!
Eile: Yeah, I hope them snipers can shoot all the way ta New York.
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I hope that's not the case. Then his VP would take over, and that fucker is crazier than Trump is!
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No, no, we meant the snipers on the White House that are suppose ta protect the President. If Trump lives in NY, the WH snipers would hafta be able ta shoot all the way there.
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Ah. I stand corrected, and apologize for not getting the gag.
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No apologies necessary, and thanks.
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LOL Oh, god, only if.
...God, I hate our voting system.
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watch the simpsons tree house of horror episode where kang an konos take over via our voting system
sums it all up
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Oh, fuck. Now I remember just how old I am. Damnit, it's been a long time since I saw that.
But, you're not wrong.
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Yes! Keep him away from the damn phone and tweet! He doesn't need to tweet every. damn. thing!
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he should not have the nuclear football
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He doesn't, that's not how the executive branch works.
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Well at least its not another Clinton with the codes. Ill take bad over worse any day.
abcnews.go.com/WN/president-bi…
www.inquisitr.com/3603227/hill…
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"The cast of Hamilton will PAY!"
"You want to take the shot this time?"
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these tiny hand jokes get never boring xD
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Whoever that sniper is, they deserve a huge raise.
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Think about it. Do you REALLY want to make a martyr out of Trump?
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You need men like that when you elect someone who has no filter between his brain and mouth.
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Yeah, I think you call this "troubleshooting"?
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To paraphrase GradeAUnderA.
"You may not like Trump. But he is Smarter than you. If you think a Trump presidency is bad? A PENCE presidency would be much worse."
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They're not aiming at Trump ad missing. They're aiming at his phone to stop him causing more stupid tension with his stream-of-consciousness tweeting.
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Ah hell. We're going to be living in interesting times.
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this whole thing is genius. pure genius.
Though...they aimed a little too low in my honest opinion.
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now he'll ask to the tax payers a loan of a million dollars to buy himself a new phone. the difference will be used to enlarge the size of his tower
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*insert Samsung Galaxy joke here*
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Actually you know what? Don't protect him. Let his evil ass just burn the hell out.
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thats probably for the best. XD
Just be carefull, if this guy dies, a real monster will come at his place.
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Lets be honest though: Obama needed this security protocol WAAAY more. He needed that blackberry amputated on day 1.
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I want the record to show, that I didn't vote for this man be in office. Soo all fuck-up's he makes that all you guys fault
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Look at those tiny, wee hands!
Reminds me of Deadpool, honestly.
Trump and Deadpool high-fiving each other with their tiny, tiny hands! (Deadpool has a reason why his were tiny, Pres.-elect Trump!)
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Not sure if that's protecting Trump, or protecting the world.
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that guard was a hillary suporter and just misse... but at least we are safe.
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All hail the sausage fingered vulgarian!
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LOL! Pity they couldn't aim higher...
BVV
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Honestly, I hope he keeps taunting people. I gave up twitter years ago, but from what I've seen he makes it fun to check it out.
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Clearly he was using a Galaxy Note 7 smartphone. Just look at the way it explodes.
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I'll forgive you for not knowing that real football is played with your hands.
FYI: for all of those wondering why we Yanks call it "foot"ball: have you ever actually measured how long a football is?
Answer: it's a foot.
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incorrect. It is approximately 11 inches in length.
The name football came from it being played on foot as opposed to on horseback. European football was called soccer long ago as well, however it changed to football.
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Ah, I've been out Americaned *tips hat*
But for even the most fastidious European, we can always get by calling it "Gridiron."
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XD
also TINY HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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