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Published: 2016-11-16 00:13:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 88595; Favourites: 1878; Downloads: 593
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This is very true. There are more problems than just what I said earlier and sometimes there are so many it can be very difficult to recall them all.
I do thank you for the extra information and appreciate the respectful response.
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>People need to go beyond their comfort zone and actually learn what is going on.
I couldn't give you better advice and is something I suggest you do.
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And you have the maturity of a five year old trying to play the role of a sophisticated debater when spewing absolute useless words and statements.
Suirano above detailed legitimate concerns based on his thorough observations of our presidential elect's behavior during their respective campaigns, and you just wanted to pull a stupid "LEEEEROOOOYYY, JEEEENKKKINNNNS" on the guy.
Stop being a troll; very few are actually funny, and you're not one of them.
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>Stop being a troll; very few are actually funny, and you're not one of them.
I wouldn't say that. Got a laugh out of you.
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And yet, the only one laughing is you.
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You,me, your mom, Sheila, and the mailman.
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Dunno who Sheila is, don't have a mail-man, and my mother would absolutely bitch-slap the shit outta you if she were to ever meet you, so aside from your failure of meeting any decent standard of comprehension, common sense or decent insults, I'd say you and Trump are a match made in heaven.
And remember to swallow, it's rude to spit.
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>Dunno who Sheila is
She works at the tampon store. Very dangerous job.
>my mother would absolutely bitch-slap the shit outta you if she were to ever meet you
She's a very kind women. We play poker on Tuesdays.
>And remember to swallow, it's rude to spit.
You know nothing ruins porn more then that you know? I mean you get to the climax then the stupid chick always spits. Totally ruins it. I always swallow but... was that an actual homophobic slur from you? Wow. Looks like you got issues... or your in the closet.
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Whether you're male or not is immaterial. I'm remarking that I'm wasting my time responding to an idiot trying to sound smart with his/her insults. As to fellating Trump, it seemed the most sensible thing you'd be willing to do for him seeing as you and he have approach to dealing with verbal conflict: fling shit until the other person walks away.
So how about you stop this particular horse-shit of trolling me? Otherwise I'll be more inclined to have your DA account closed for repeated harassment?
Oh, wait. This is your only way of getting entertainment.
So how about something honest, simple and crude?
You're a piece of shit.
No one likes you.
You're annoying.
Your mom should've taken a Plan B pill.
Outside what family you got, no cares about you or what you do.
Go fuck Trump.
On the off-chance old Donald DOES go and fuck things up, you'll have yourself to thank for contributing to putting him in office.
The day you kick the bucket, I'll have a Siesta.
If I had your bare skull, it would be my chamber-pot.
And on your tombstone, I'll spray-paint a dick-butt on it in your honor.
You're a three-ton anchor on a sinking ship.
You're a maggot festering inside a rotten slab of meat.
You're that one drumming monkey toy that everyone wants to throw in a fire pit.
Had anyone the foresight as to what kinda person you would grow up to be, the doc that delivered you might've done us the favor of dropping you into the hazard bin.
Honestly, I could go all day.
But I'm done with you.
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>Whether you're male or not is immaterial.
In order for your joke/insult to work relies entirely on my gender. You can't even shit post right. What hope do you have against me then?
>I'm remarking that I'm wasting my time responding to an idiot
>I'm wasting your time.
>Gives me a huge ass text wall of him spazzing out.
>So how about you stop this particular horse-shit of trolling me? Otherwise I'll be more inclined to have your DA account closed for repeated harassment?
I'm about to end this man's whole career
>Otherwise I'll be more inclined to have your DA account closed for repeated harassment?
>So how about something honest, simple and crude?
You're a piece of shit.
No one likes you.
You're annoying.
Your mom should've taken a Plan B pill.
Outside what family you got, no cares about you or what you do.
Go fuck Trump.
On the off-chance old Donald DOES go and fuck things up, you'll have yourself to thank for contributing to putting him in office.
The day you kick the bucket, I'll have a Siesta.
If I had your bare skull, it would be my chamber-pot.
And on your tombstone, I'll spray-paint a dick-butt on it in your honor.
You're a three-ton anchor on a sinking ship.
You're a maggot festering inside a rotten slab of meat.
You're that one drumming monkey toy that everyone wants to throw in a fire pit.
Had anyone the foresight as to what kinda person you would grow up to be, the doc that delivered you might've done us the favor of dropping you into the hazard bin.
>Claims he's going to ban me for harassment despite the fact he talked with me first.
>Gets colon crucified and makes a rant making himself look like a buffoon (filled with things that ironically were worse then what I said by your own harassment threat).
>Honestly, I could go all day.
Plz do. I'd love for some more salt.
>But I'm done with you.
Something tells me you'll probably be back but that's OK. I'm always here for you. It's the holidays so you're probably busy.
Have a Merry Christmas.
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In what context if I may ask? Considering I am aware of the situations of events and also aware of people's defenses of said events and reasoning why but also about the fact of consequences that are coming despite others not really focusing on it for their own reasons, I find it a tad difficult to understand what it is that I need to learn.
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>I find it a tad difficult to understand what it is that I need to learn.
You must unlearn what you have learned.
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It seems you are just taking fragments of what I am saying and basing a response on that instead of the entirety of what I am saying. If there is something one doesn't understand, wouldn't it be more prompting to just explain what that thing is rather than using vague one liners?
The context of that statement was that I didn't understand what it was that you claimed that I don't understand that I didn't already say in my first comment. That's all. If there is something that you think I don't understand, I would like to be aware of it.
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>prompting to just explain what that thing is rather than using vague one liners?
But witty/vague one-liners are my shtick. You don't just take another man's shtick.
>The context of that statement was that I didn't understand what it was that you claimed that I don't understand that I didn't already say in my first comment. That's all. If there is something that you think I don't understand, I would like to be aware of it.
There is something you don't understand that you should understand that you don't understand but perhaps can understand, you understand?
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My understanding is my failure to believe rationality was going to immerse from a discussion with responses like yours. I wonder why you even bothered commenting in the first place if all you were gonna do is play with words but have zero substance with the statement and only offer vague responses but given the entirety of what happened this campaign, I suppose that it is only sensible you would respond in a similar manner to the candidate in question.
So I suppose I do understand that you don't understand but claim to understand and believe others don't understand but since you believe you understand then it means I don't understand what you believe to understand, understand?
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All things considered, perhaps it's just better to ignore mr. CutestSith for the foreseeable future, seeing as he's about as sharp a piece of glass, and just as convoluted.
Just an idiot pretending to seem smart.
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>Just an idiot pretending to seem smart.
Now now, that's your job. I don't want to take that away from you.
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It's okay, being a low-class retard isn't near as bad as it was way back when, so you'll be fine living in your state of denile.
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Is that classism now? I thought that Hillary (peace be upon her) and her crowd were supposed to be about peace and love to the poor and retarded. Something you take good company in.
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>My understanding is my failure to believe rationality was going to immerse from a discussion with responses like yours.
Cause you can't handle it.
>I suppose that it is only sensible you would respond in a similar manner to the candidate in question.
So I suppose I do understand that you don't understand but claim to understand and believe others don't understand but since you believe you understand then it means I don't understand what you believe to understand, understand?
0,5/10. Needs more walls, peacocks, and anime girls to be from Trump.
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Natural selection has obviously missed its mark with you. Somehow your genes of absolute ineptitude managed to slip past the net of human development, and caused a serious case of mental retardation.
Why else would you paint a person's comprehensive statement/opinion into something that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever?
Answer: You're a troll, and a personified Trump-supporter, with about as much common sense.
GTFO
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>Natural selection has obviously missed its mark with you.
Was that a Nazi insult? OMG. Is this a literal Nazi.
#nohate
#nohateinmythreads
#someshitaboutbeinganitnazi
>GTFO
How about no?
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.......Thank you, for proving your absolute dumb-fuckery.
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You may say that but at least I'm not a Nazi like yourself and I can take pride in that.
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Projecting your fetishes onto me doesn't make your ineptitude vanish, you know.
So hey, this was fun. Bye.
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Your the one with Nazi fetish. Strange I know.
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what scares me is what Trumps elections means for the future. He got elected by appealing to people fear and basically becoming a sideshow act.
If he can win doing all that, then whats to stop someone worse from being able to run and win?
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Nothing but to be honest, but it has been that way since the beginning.
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yeah, but I think that it was always sort of thought that you need some political background to even be considered.
Trump is a business man
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Many were taught with the mentality that you needed that but it seems to be the opposite. Just be a certain age and a natural born American and you are golden for the most powerful position in the nation. Intelligence and competence are not necessary. I mean, look at Congress.
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Honestly the worrying part is that Trump is intentionally using his Twitter outbursts to keep people focused on the wrong things.
He can throw a rant about something that doesn't really matter (to him), every news outlet will hurry to publish headlines about it.
Meanwhile, he can go off and do something else entirely unnoticed, most likely something that involves using his new position to funnel money into his company.
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One would think the nonsense would've ended by now, but nope. Everyone's bitching about something.
Trump is bitching about people making fun of him and his staff in plays and people aren't lining up to kiss his ass.
Jill Stein (The person I voted for) is demanding a recount.
Hillary's supporters are blaming and bitching everyone BUT themselves and Hillary's own stupidity for her loss. (Seriously, between the Pepe thing, her hard on for Syria's air space, and "basket of deplorables", I'm hard pressed to imagine a less competently run campaign.)
And I'm bitching because I'm just sick and tired of all the bitching.
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It is impressive that he can ferment international incidents BEFORE he's even in office, and that people not only forgive him for it, but applaud him.
What is it? Denial? Or the genuine belief that he's serving something other than his own ego?
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Mr. JollyJack, I think we can all agree on one universal truth:
History has shown, repeatedly, that humans can be pretty fucking stupid.
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He took a call from Taiwan, you whiny bitch.
Keep crying over nothing.
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Yeah. That's what I was talking about. Not his undignified/accusatory tweeting prior, during and post. That's very Presidential and does absolutely nothing but solidify confidence.
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I typed up a list for another Trumpophile. It's somewhere around here. Either go find it or simply start paying attention to what's going on in the world.
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Provide citations or admit that you were wrong.
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Ah, like I thought, you can't think of one off the top of your head.
That's what fake outrage looks like.
We can see it.
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We all wish this would happen, really.
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Must get more snipers after Taiwan Tweet!
Really must get more snipers after Boeing Tweet!
Jeezus, he's not even in office yet! Has America elected the first man they can impeach of the first day?
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Tweeting is not an impeachable offense, dumdum.
Cheating on your crooked wife by sticking cigars inside of interns and then lying about is impeachable though lol
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jollyjack .
Trump's hands...they are so tiny!
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Okay, please make this picture a thing! www.deviantart.com/art/Trumpst… Just imagine your gerbil* with a thin, swooshy comb over!
*Or is it a hamster? I don't remember.
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I voted for the guy, but I do wish Melania would fucking change the password on his twitter account. I mean, it's not like Obama wasn't undignified, posing with that fucking selfie stick, roasting on talk shows and reading tweets in press conferences. In one interview a reporter mentioned that Matt "Why shouldn't I work for the NSA?" Damon* was critical of Barak's policies in the Middle East. To wit, Obama quipped, 'Well, I hated 'The Adjustment Bureau', so, yeah: right back at yuh, Matt.' Yeah. Because a film and foreign politics involving more drone strikes than Bush really compare.
*www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJHvSp…
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