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Published: 2014-01-18 00:08:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 66087; Favourites: 1776; Downloads: 716
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Iβm always wary when I hear of people in power targeting specific groups with irrational and/or hysteria-fuelled justification. As a history nut I can say it has never ended well. Ever.
Also, the more this has escalated, the more I have felt that Vladimir Putin (topless cross-country jockey and current Russian President) doth protest too muchβ¦.
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This image was drawn before the violence escalated and Yanukovych fled.
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I've got to ask this one question...
...Why...the ball gag?
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Hell who knows, I only wished he was older, much older, like, almost dying, soon, very soon.
The pony looks cool though
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Why don't you add nipple piercings? It would make things interesting.
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*rofl* Damn you, I'm going to remember that every time I see news. It's almost always hilarious to see how the other nations view us and our leaders. Can't really understand where this is coming from, but soo funny none the less.
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Most likely the whole russian gay-propaganda-law-business.Β
Might be a wee bit of a joke that some ignorant people locks up their metaphorical closet with chains of a mix between overcompensation and masculinity.Β
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Priceless, the ball gag bridle totally makes it.
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So many comments already..don't need another from me.Β
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And all the KKK members were secretly black. Don't tell anyone or they will get you.
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*cough*JEdgarHoover*cough*
Sorry.Β Catching a cold, I think.
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Almost thought you were gonna say something about Bronies here . . .
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Cool!)))
But I suggest you to watch out from now onβ¦and do not drink tea! Last time some one got leukemia.
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I don't agree with the policy but its mainly to try to bring Russia's population back up because it has been in a decline for years
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Well, there's more to it then that, but that is a reason. They don't realize that. one sign you're country has living-expense/consumer problems is a shrinking population. If I can live better on my own the with a family, why would I do the latter? If you take out immigration, then the US and UK are in similar boats (though not as pronounced).
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I'm not saying its the proper solution or even a good one, I just understand their train of thought
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Because riding a pink pony with a tatoo on it's butt and a ball gag it's the most manliest thing ever.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a WHILE!
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this is hilarious because of a MLP style pony with a ball gag, and it's putin. well done, haha!
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*gasp* White pony has a ball-gag? Mmmm, look like something 'manly' will happen indeed Ohohoh--
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and somehow that pony still looking manly as hell XD
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Much maniacal laughter ensued after viewing this.
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I can feel the convoluted pathos pulsing around me.
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Excellent try, but his expression effectively nullifies your sarcasm.Β
Vladimir Putin can sit shirtless on a ball-gagged pink pony with glitter raining down around him and still be more manly than you because he never gives off an air of penetrated masculinity, even here. He's not the least bit effeminate in his bearing; he's still steely, intelligent, competent and commanding-looking in spite of the fact that you tried to gay him up in order to ridicule him.
It's like they say in prison culture: "I ain't gay for giving him dick, he's gay for gettin' it from me."
Valiant effort, but a couple pennies short of a dollar.
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I'm detecting hints of admiration here....
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another side of the coin would could explain that displays like this, such as horse riding shirtless, or more severe actions that display a man's masculinity in a somewhat sexual manner (perhaps like dress code the Spartans from 300 for example) are seen as being gay because they're solely meant to attract females.
gays are men who like men, straight women are women who like men. a gay man does not look at FHM for a sexual buzz, he wants to see scantily clad men, not scantily women, a straight woman would also want to see the same. see the connection?
a manly man can strip down and flex his muscles, and if a straight man were to be displayed this, he would think it is gay, because is makes him feel gay, and he may also think the perpetrator is also gay for displaying hims such things, on the other hand a straight woman would be quite delighted to see such. it's like the whole stereotype that all male strippers are gay because they just so happen to be enjoyed by gays as well, many people who believe in this stereotype also forget that women like to watch male strippers too.
it's a bit of a sexist thing really, the whole idea that women cannot have the same sexual enjoyment as men do.
there are times when a man will do things with no interest whatsoever in what his straight male peers think, if it means to further his attractiveness to females. Β
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You are a Gentleman and a Scholar!
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Hints?Β I fuckingΒ looove Pootykins.
In the gayest way possible.
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Spent some time thinking of a clever response....
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Yeah, I have nothing for that.
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Thing about Russians isΒ they hate everyone. Jews, Gypsy's, Homosexuals, Africans, Muslims, circus midgets even Russians who don't look Russian enough.
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Ok... firstly, Jews Gypsy's, homosexuals and migets were targeted by the germans... and that was the nazi's... and russians are actually not as bad as people say they are... russian drunkards are the ones you need to look out for.
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see for yourself.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWv88cβ¦
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I suppose you'd agree with the sentiment that "Americans are rude, fat nationalists"? It's just as true as what you said, after all.
I have a very good friend who moved to the US from Russia less than a decade ago. Since then, she has married her black husband, they've had an adorable child, and her parents think it's the greatest thing ever.
Stereotypes are the crutch of the intellectually lazy.
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It makes me irritated that every country thinks we're the only country in the world with fat people. Ok we have fat people but according to Huffington Post, Mexico is the fattest country. I'm actually embarrassed to be an American nowΒ because most Americans pay more attention to Justin Biebers arrest then these multiple political scandals that areΒ happening.
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Probably not a good idea for you to travel to Russia anytime soon. Just sayin'....
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There's an "In Soviet Russia" joke here, I know it
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in soviet Russia leader assassinates you
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not what I was going for, but its appropriate
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I feel like this should be a shirt...
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Graham Norton just stole you joke lol
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I don't think I was the first to suggest it
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