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Published: 2014-01-18 00:08:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 65783; Favourites: 1777; Downloads: 716
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Iβm always wary when I hear of people in power targeting specific groups with irrational and/or hysteria-fuelled justification. As a history nut I can say it has never ended well. Ever.
Also, the more this has escalated, the more I have felt that Vladimir Putin (topless cross-country jockey and current Russian President) doth protest too muchβ¦.
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Irony is, the anti-homo campaign begun right after the gay movement suggested he's one of them.
www.spiegel.de/international/zβ¦
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You're Putin yourself at risk with this one!
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wow, there's so many people Russian to make puns
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Well, if that's the way it's gonna be, Soviet.
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I'm Vlad i didn't make a joke that bad.
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Putin can make anything manly.
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No, Putin can make anything creepy.
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One or the other.
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Well what do you expect? When people are in power, bad things happen. Its the reason why man should not have touched power in the first place.
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Really funny !
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The face is a killing.
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Makes me recall a joke I had about a Bad Lip Reading of Michael Buble, named "Russian Unicorn."
"Oooh, the night is young, baby we could shoot a russian unicorn..."
Which led to...
Dear Comissar Celestia, please help, I am being shot at!
Your patriotic student,
Comrade Sparkle
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Well, not every homophobe lawmaker need be a closeted, self-denying gay - I'm sure many are simply colossal pricks. Putin certainly satisfies the psychological profile of some kind of super-asshole.
Until he gets caught drinking shots of Stolichnaya out of the chiselled navel of a spetsnaz operator, I'm going to defer judgment.
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"Chiselled navel" Β OMGWTFBBQROFLMAO
Thanks for that, I'll remember it always.
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He's Vladimir mother FOOPing Putin. There would NEVER be anything gay about that.
From the U.S. with respect.
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Yeah, that guy is, well, as camp as a nomdic settlement!
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...the horse rides you!
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see... I have a comment to make, but it will only make things worse for me, so I guess I'll pass this time...
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How could you ever resist such a sultry gaze?
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Shouldn't he be trying to get better security at the Sochi games rather than continually posing for topless Geraldo Rivera type photo ops?
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I feel really bad for that horse.
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Here's a fun bit of trivia: Most folks in Russia just laugh off Putin's attempts to prove that he's this awesome manly dude. They seem to think he's trying too hard.
The Republicans in the United States however, have been eating it up.
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Then it's working. This campaign of "Manly Putin" was done for foreigners since the begining.
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Putin: Give that man a cookie!
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Phil... you DO realize that if thermonuclear war starts the Russians are likely to target YOU first now, right...? XD
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If a thermonuclear war starts, it doesn't matter who's involved, Fair Blighty will be glassed within 30 minutes. May as well go out raising a mid digit so it's burned onto a wall for all eternity
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thats... actually not a bad way of looking at it. XD
i suspect Amurica will be gone shortly afterward, so maybe i'll join you in the eternal fingering.
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When walking down the street, watch out for the man carrying the polonium-tipped umbrella.
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JJ, 3 works in one day, awesome job man.
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never took Putin as a Bronie
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The term is 'Π±ΡΠΎΠ½ΠΈ'
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Not enough rainbows ):<
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There was. It didn't look right. Dropped it.
(Yeah. I took Putin's rainbow.)
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How dare you...
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I always believed he used Old Spice.
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also i thought this was tywin lannister before i read the description
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Frankly speaking, their character is quite similar anyway.Β
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Good political art. I used to think Putin was cool, until I found out about Russia's stance on homosexuality a few months ago.
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