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Published: 2014-06-08 20:57:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 1499; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 8
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commission for staring him as a pig Β bench, me and using him for his benchiness XDthe story to this- Β fav.me/d7kys1d
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I hope it didn't make you too hungry.
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*Tries to run, but can't due to being a pig bench*
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*Guy stabs you with a needle, injecting you with a soothing serum. Instantly, your joints unlock.*
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Me: "Wait! I haven't told you the best part yet!"
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*Continues to run off*
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*I take off and land on your back.*
Me: "You were a super-intelligent monkey man before, right?"
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Me: "Have you ever heard of the Apex?"
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"No, I haven't."
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Me: "Well, I altered the structure of your base form. When this pig thing wears off, instead of a super-intelligent monkey man, you'll be an impossibly-intelligent ape man."
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Wait, so I'll be an ape-man instead of a monkey man? Like an orangutan or an gorilla?
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Me: "More specifically, you'll be an Apex. And as an added bonus, you won't have to worry about the Miniknog, as it doesn't exist yet!"
starbounder.org/Apex
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Sorry man, I don't play Starbound.
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You should. The purpose of me telling you was to make you aware of the existence of the game.
...Yeah.
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Well, I have heard of it and I do have mild interest in it. I do enjoy Terraria, and this does look pretty cool.
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Plus, it's got space pirate penguins. With tanks.
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Nice! Sounds fun, I might nab it at the Steam summer sale.
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I'm starting a multiplayer server for it, too.
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Cool, man. That sounds awesome.
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Keep in mind that the game is in very early beta, so there may be some bugs and crashes... These will get smoothed out over time, though.
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I hope so. I may wait a bit to get it.
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Next update's gonna be HUGE.
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I bet. Ever play Torchlight?
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Sorry man, I don't play Starbound.
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You did a great job on this, I make a cool pig bench!
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Thanks XD and yes you do
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Soft, squishy, and smelly, the best kind of bench!
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Just one more week, and I'm back to normal. :3
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Joy ^^ for now I'll just have to enjoy the squishy bench of piggyness
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Got one week left, gotta enjoy the squishy pig bench while you can.
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Yeah x3 I must just go ahead and sleep here
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Go ahead, I'm not going anywhere.
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*gets comfy on you and sleeps*
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*You wake up standing on all fours in the grass next to me*
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ahs~ what a nice rest
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