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Published: 2005-04-15 20:41:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 2256; Favourites: 55; Downloads: 79
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This is t-shirt idea I had. It's a warning sign for heavily zombified areas, the irony being; who would have time during a zombie outbreak to make warning signs.Related content
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You follow directions well!
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I try my best
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cool idea, a suggestion: make the distance between the two bigger to clearify more that the one on the right is a zombie. It might seem that their both running. Also if you consider zombies are slower than men, the distance should be a bit bigger i think
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You're probably right, I was trying to stick to the general size of the "person walking" charater on the real sign and couldn't increase the distance much without throwing things out of balance.
Also, I see it more as a surprise attack in a city, the guy's out walking and the zombie comes stumbling out of a dark doorway at him... hence the need for a sign to tell that there are zombies around.
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Wow, that's neat XD I'd totally buy a shirt like that too.
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Thanks. I've been thinking of making a shirt out of it... but I'm lazy (or undead, not quite sure which).
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mmm....i'll watch my brain if i ever meet you,then :B
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Now that's a motto to live by!
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If I saw this on a shirt, I'd buy it! Heh heh. Awesomeness indeed! 
Fave!
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dude. make a shirt
i will buy it post-haste
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It's on my list of "things that should be shirts." Eventually, eventually...
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Yup. Great movie, one of my fav zombie flicks.
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oh man...if only this was in Dawn Of The Dead 
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I'll put some more juice boxes in the fridge then.
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cherry, watermelon, or pina colada
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All three and fruit punch, too. I'm good to my stalkers.
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i gathered, very nice very nice. The Pina Coladas will be finished off before you can say "moo moos on a barbed wire fence!"
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I'm sure I could take a rest from running to make a sign. Think about it: all that running, screaming, and general panicking would lead to a very tired group of people. If there were warning signs, people would know where exactly they had to run from instead of running all over the place - possibly even running into the zombies themselves. Really, I think your project is quite reasonable, and I plan on bringing up the subject in the next town meeting.
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Does your town have a serious zombie problem? Should I avoid it like the zombie plague? Are they slow and shambly "Dawn of the Dead" type, the run real fast and scream "Dawn of the Dead" remake type or the comedically talky "Return of the Living Dead" type?
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I wouldn't say problem, so much as diverted city funds. We pay more taxes, and that really gets the old ones going. The danger/speed depends on the age. The teenage zombies are really lazy and would probably go away if you just gave them some pizza pops, but the elderly are real fast buggers, with zombie dentures!!! OoooOooooh zombie dentures!!!
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So I'm assuming then that zombie dentures wouldn't attack other zombies. Would they, however, be confused by wind-up chattering teeth, what could be thrown to distract them?
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Dear god, you're right!!! JonBeanHastings, you may have saved our zombie-ridden town- AAAARG!!! *attacked by ninja spy zombie teeth*
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's okay, I'm... I'm okay... I-*curls into fetal position* Arrrrg!!! Now I am zombie!!! Give me pizza pops!!! Wahahahaha!!!.......and a side salad.... Arrrrrg!!! *attacks lazily*
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Holy cannoli, she's a zombie! Now who will pose seductively in front of bricks?!! Why, dear George Romero, why did this happen to her of all⦠(is easily munched on because he was monologue-ing)⦠I mean, braaaaaaaaiiiiinnnssss!
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Is it fun to hit the old ones in the back of the head and make their teeth fly out?
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Yes, but I wouldn't recommend it. Zombie dentures are viscious; I wouldn't recommend unleashing them... unless, of course, your arch enemy is nearby.
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Also, AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is awesome!
Zombies!
WHAT! I'M NOT A ZOMBIE!!! WHO TOLD YOU?!
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WHAT! NOBODY TOLD ME! STOP CHEWING ON MY BRAIN!
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i would kill to own a teeshirt saying that.
and so would all my friends.
we have a secret zombie club...
shh.
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I WON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT YOUR SECRECT ZOMBIE CLUB! (Whoops, was I yelling? Sorry!)
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:: looks around all paranoid ::
what zombie club??
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for a flash animation i should so have a shambling zombiie hoard... then just have then suddenly charge 
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GRAAAHHHH blaaaahmmllluuuhhhhhhhh.
A ninja could totally kill all zombies ever. ^_^
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Not if they we zombie ninjas! Wait, they could still kill those, too. Nevermind.
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Duh. God. JUST GET IT RIGHT FOR ONCE, MAN.
Mahn.
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hahaha! when i saw the thumbnail, i thought, what a great tshirt that would make!
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Hehe! ^^, That sign fits perfectly on a wall in the Resident Evil movie. :}
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