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Jose-Ramiro — Batduck and Decoy - Godzilla
Published: 2013-03-03 08:07:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 6220; Favourites: 107; Downloads: 21
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And now, Batduck and Decoy climb a building... or SOMETHING bigger than most buildings.Related content
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Batduck- Except for other giant movie monsters.
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Doctor - There's more
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BD- Yes, in Japanese movies.
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Decoy- Not only that one of them is heading toward the city
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Everyone panics now.
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Blue: You guys might wanna head off, that building looks alive.
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BD- Mmm... good architecture then
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Darn good artwork.
Godzilla: ROAR! (as his head moves violently)
Batduck/Decoy: Yikes! (as they both hit the ground [though, being classic style toons, the fall doesn't do worse than knock the wind out of them])
Godzilla: (roasts Batduck and Decoy with his flame breath [though, again, being classic style toons, they survive the fire with only burn marks])
Batduck: (still dazed as Godzilla walks away) Whoa. That was a wild ride.
Decoy: Well, I think that, no disrespect, this is a job for Superbunny (presses a button on a hypersonic signal watch)
Superbunny (flying in): You called, old chums?
Decoy: Yes, Superbunny. We need you to try to calm down that huge fire-breathing reptile we accidentally woke up before anybody gets hurt.
Superbunny: I'll do my best, Decoy. (flies off after Godzilla)
Batduck: Good luck, SB. (to Decoy) Come on, Decoy. Let's find a couple of nice chairs, heat up some popcorn and watch the show.
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Two hours and billions of dollars in collateral damage later...
SB- Ngh... good that I could convince him to leave...
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Superbunny: Unfortunately, it's going to take me most of the rest of the day to repair the damage. Oh, well - and I know it's another hero's catchphrase - with great power must come great responsibility.
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Batduck - Unless you're the giant lizard who did this.
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Decoy: Well, I know we can't help much with the repairs directly (due to the fact we have no super-powers), but maybe we could sub-contract - hire a couple of top notch repair crews to help you out.
Batduck: Whoa whoa whoa. Just because I'm a billionaire -
Decoy: No. Not just because you're a billionaire; also because it was partially our fault for waking Godzilla in the first place. Also because it might be a bad idea to get somebody who has super-strength, super-speed, heat vision and a wide assortment of other powers mad by forcing HIM to do ALL the work.
Batduck: All right, all right. Sheesh. You know he's still going to end up doing about eighty percent of the repairs because he IS the one with all those super-powers, right?
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Decoy- Yes, but we're supposed to be superheroes too, and heroes help in emergencies... and repairing collateral damage.
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No, they're getting closer to the jaws now.
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Actually, it's a giant torso or something...
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BD- Uh... so that's why it has a minty smell
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For some reason, i can imagine some eccentric Japanese guy telling them to come down, saying they scared his "pet" Zilla.
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Is that Japanese or American Godzilla?
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Uh Oh looks like our heroes are in king sized danger
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*Is floating next to them* That's not a building you two...
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Decoy- Uh... this thing has scales???
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Unfotrunatly... that's a monster you two are climbing.
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Batduck- M-m-m-moooooonssssttttttter????? *gulps*
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Batduck and Decoy gulp and run away in fear.
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*Shakes head slowly then looks at Godzilla* Same time tomorrow?
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Godzilla grins and nods.
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Oh man I'm not sure I want to see the results.
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