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Published: 2010-07-12 00:27:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 4198; Favourites: 41; Downloads: 76
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Request.Time for Jacob (Twilight) to get a beating.
Left to right - John Casey (Chuck), Lilith (Darkstalkers), Jacob Black, Morrigan Aesland (Darkstalkers) and Servo.
The ones taping everything this time are Molly/Naru Osaka (Sailor Moon) and Hermes (Disney's Hercules)
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Cody and Morrigan later do it the whole night.
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Morrigan-D cup, red lipstick, i'm a succubs so yes I've kissed other women before and no malfunctions. also about have a night of passion with ocdy
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Cody- And very happy for that. *grin*
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Morrigan-yes so cody ready for me
Cody-i'll be taking you out on a date first
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Morrigan- That's a good idea. *pause* Also, I promise I won't absorb all you energy while we spend time together
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cody and Morrigan have great date and night tonight
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Max-that was amazing Morrigan
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Morrigan - Yes, you're awesome.
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Max enters her once more
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Morrigan- Mmmmmβ¦ yesβ¦Β
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Morrigan soon realizes she pregnant
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Morrigan- OOOOH, THIS IS AMAZING!!! *beams*
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Morrigan-Max your going to be a father
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Max- Oh, that's amazing!!
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Morrigan - D, red or blue.
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do you have a boyfriend
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Morrigan- No. I've dated Demitri, a vampire, but is just physical. No real, stable relationship.
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Morrigan-but i'm going to the park for a date hope the guy i meet is a good one
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Morrigan- And that he has enough energy to satisfy me. *grin*
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Morrigan later goes to the bar where she meets up with a guy named Maxwell
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Max - Oh, hello, Miss. *grin* May I invite you a drink?
Morrigan grins. Being a succubus, she immediately recognizes Maxwell as an impossibly good lover.
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Morrigan-of course, handsome
Max-so i'm max
Morrigan-Morrigan, so max tell me what do you do for a living
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Max - I work as a night watchman in a factory.
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Morrigan-wow so you must be really brave, you know protecting the factory from thieves and vandalism
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Max- Thanks. It's usually an easy job, but sometimes I've needed to fight vandals.
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Max-so i'm abit of a Darkstalkers fans, and you were my favorite character Morrigan
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Morrigan - Mmmm⦠you know, my power helps me detect potentially amazing lovers⦠And I can sense you as one of the best.
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Max-well okay then, let prove it my place or yours
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Morrigan *smiling* You don't live far from here, right?
They go to Max's place, and once there, they have impossibly good love-making for a whole weekend.
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Max-Your amazing, Morrigan
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Morrigan *smiling* And you're beyond amazing, Max.
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Morrigan-make me yours forver max
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Max- I will, My Love. *kissing*
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Max and Morrigan soon get married
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Glad you like it.
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Heh, the vampire is resenting it.
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Here's another spoof, this time of Donkey Kong Country (cartoon).
Arnold the Pitbull- Donkey Kong
Jake Spidermonkey- Diddy Kong
Gwen Wu- Dixie Kong
Hermes Conrad- Funky Kong
Barnacleboy- Cranky Kong
Minreva Mink- Candy Kong
Fred Flintstone- Bluster Kong
Cap'n K'nuckles- Captain Skurvy
Tokorri- Polly Roger
Future Ember- Kutlass
Hamton- Green Croc
King Dedede- General Klump
Gordon (Catscratch)- Junior the Giant Klaptrap
Homer Simpson- Eddie the Mean Ol' Yeti
Hugh Neutron (infused with his son's N-Men powers)- Krusha
Human Ursula (The Little Mermaid)- King K. Rool (mostly pronounced "kuh-rool")
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