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Request.Rita (Animaniacs) beating up Rouge The Bat.
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(Death's home)
Bunnie! I'm home!
(Bunnie Rabbot comes down a flight of stairs)
Bunnie: Takin care of me isn't necessary at all!
You heard the doctors... You can't use a gun until your arm is adjusted to the upgrades, you're safer here than home, I got reports Heartless are even wilder without this Comet guy Hank talks about
Bunnie: (confused) Who?
Exactly...
Bunnie: I think Hank's taken a few too many pistol whips to the head?
(notices that the fireplace had a lit fire) Lonely much
Bunnie: I won't start datin until I can prove to myself (closes the front door) I will be happier with someone else in my life
(Death points at a picture of his graduating sniper class) Those men and women are family to me... My life is happier with a adoptive family... Why wouldn't life be better if you also had a lover and eventually a bigger family
Bunnie: (too proud to be corrected) FUCK YOU!
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Bunnie- I don't like the idea at all!
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What's wrong with a big family
Bunnie: Holidays...
You know what fuck you
Bunnie: FUCK YOU TOO!
We can do that we have a fire lit in the living room
(Bunnie hits Death across the face)
Bunnie: Not very subtle are ya?
Not at all... You think I'm blunt, meet my ex...
(Bunnie has a phone in her hand)
Bunnie: Way ahead of ya...
Fuck... (notices the caller ID) I didn't mean invite Tifa to my house!
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Bunnie- Oh... sorry.
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(knocking at door) for the love of God don't open that door
(outside)
Tifa: Remember Rouge best behaviour!
Rouge: You're acting as if I'm a child
Tifa: You take what you want with no consideration of other people!
(loud noises can be heard)
Tifa: Aww he didn't miss me... Time for plan B!
Rouge: Well I do have grenades in the car... (Tifa kicked down the door already) She calls me childish
(Both enter)
(Downstairs hallway)
Tifa: DEATH! WHY BARRICADE THE DOOR
Restraining order... You know that thing that says you're not supposed to be here!
Tifa: HA! Good luck those are hard to enforce!
Bunnie: (points up) Rouge is welcome here, she knows friends a mine... You Sugah, ain't welcome here
Fine I'll pack my thi- wait this is my house!
Bunnie: (hits Death) Not you ya moron! Fistfightin' bar chick over there!
(shrugs) How the fuck should I know that?
Rouge: You live here moron...
(Tifa throws a picture of Lord Hood at the camera)
And now he will be mad... He wants every marine home to have his picture and all cameras working
Tifa: How quick (hears shotgun behind her)
Rouge: That was quick...
They have your back up ready in thirty minutes or less!
(Bunnie throws a bottle with a rag on it, Tifa is lit on fire shortly)
Rouge: Remind me to NEVER piss you two off
If I marry Bunnie remind ME to get fixed, her having children would be like an apocolypse!
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Rouge- And if you get fixed and that messes with your stud-ness, you'd be living in hell.
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Nothing can stop me
(Hank pushes a box into the living room)
Hank: THE LAST GOD DAMN TIME I BRING YOUR MAIL IN!
It's only 6 tons...
Rouge: DAMN WHAT'S IN THERE!
Hank: Your letters and pictures!
Rouge: Oh...
Bunnie: (opens the box)
This was not my idea
Bunnie: THE FUCK ARE DRAWINGS OF HER NAKED DOIN IN HERE!
Rouge: I was drunk, desperate, and horny...
You can say that again...
Rouge: I was
I WAS JOKING!
Bunnie: There are tapes of Rouge pole dancing in here!
Hank: I WILL PAY EVERY DOLLAR I EVER MAKE FOR THAT BOX RIGHT NOW!
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Rouge- Hank, those images are only for guys I really love.
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Bunnie: AND A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH!
Rouge: Does he drink
Don't you think Bunnie tried that?
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Hank: moron...
Rouge: JERK MONKEY!
(Minerva appears in the entrance doorway with a box)
Minerva: More fan sent booze...
Bunnie: Don't we got enough?
Where there is booze (typing at computer) is a bunch of ugly people trying to have some fun
Hank: You're going to give your drinks away for free when they were sent to you for free
20 dollar cover charge and the notice went out
(a line of people with 20 dollar bills in their hands are lined up at the door)
Hank start the grill
Hank: DO WE EVEN HAVE A PROPANE TANK BIG ENOUGH FOR FEEDING THE CROWD?
I dunno maybe
Minerva: Some morons are trying to use credit cards... they think I'm the friggin card swipping machine
(Hank laughs)
(Death nods his head)
Bunnie and Rouge head out to the truck for the additional drinks)
Minerva: (Blushing) What the hell are you waiting for
(Death pulls out a list)
Meteor death Flare Bio Warp Pig Toad Osmose and Drain
Hank: Oh boy
Minerva: Half of those are rare aren't they (yells at crowd) CASH ONLY!
I just need them for a display case for my new museum
Hank: I really think we should help her
She's fine, she worked with Warner Bros she can survive this
Minerva: Hank I will kill you one day
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Minerva- And you guys know I can do it.
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How much to kill him?
Minerva: 500 per person
(swipes credit card in-between her breasts)
Minerva: That is not fuckin funny
(Death laughs and starts taking money from the crowd)
Hank: This is going to be a long night
(35 hours later)
(Death is noticeably drunk) THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING! (staggers a bit) IF YOU AREN'T PART OF THE CLEAN UP CREW GET HE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE
(the large crowd disperses and Hank attempts to leave until lassoed by Bunnie)
Bunnie: You're part of the clean up
Hank: FUCK!
Minerva: I'm going to get the drunk upstairs (dragging Death by his arms)
Rouge: Let's hope these assholes actually used the trash bins
(the yard is spotless)
Hank: Well we're done for tonight, I'm headed home!
(Rouge lays down on the couch)
Bunnie: Why are you waiting here?
Rouge: When Minerva's done with him I want a turn
Bunnie: That aint goin to (hears loud noises) I guess I'm last then...
Rouge: We will probably have to force booze down his throat (smiles) and a bit of milk...
Bunnie: This is completely unethical and we shouldn't even be participating or supporting Minerva in this!
Rouge: And the last time you had sex was?
Bunnie: Never...
Rouge: And that's why your doing this...
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Minerva 'uses him' for 3 days in a row.
Minerva- Mmmm... he's a jerk, but he's a very resistant one. *grins and leaves*
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(Death walks downstairs)
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
Bunnie: You got drunk...
(grabs six different liquor bottles and drinks all of them at once)
Bunnie: Why?
(Death breaths fire at Heartless)
Rouge: I wonder if he can change forms? Like Sora? Or Travis?
Bunnie: Just because your neighbors can doesn't mean- oh my god... His skin is green and his hair's so god damn long
(looks down) Damn I should have never agreed to playing Maplestory!
Rouge: Eh?
This is what my character looks like
Bunnie: The good news is he didn't turn into a tiger
Rouge: HE'S GREEN WITH A LONG BLACK PONYTAIL WHAT IS NOT WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE
I DID NOT MAKE THE GOD DAMN CHARACTER!
Rouge: OH REALLY?
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO SPEND HOURS ON END SHOOTING THINGS WITH A BOW AND ARROW WHEN I CAN JUST BASH THE FUCK OUTTA THINGS WITH A MACE MUCH FASTER
Rouge: You're still green...
It's not dangerous it was some stupid fashion envelope thing I was STUPID enough to open
(Rouge grabs his wrist and heads up the stairs)
Rouge: Whatever hunter boy you'll have to do for now...
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He and Rouge do it for hours.
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(Bunnie looks impatient and Minerva sits down)
Minerva: Wanna play MK to pass the time?
Bunnie: (sees Rouge) What happened?
Rouge: My god he has stamina...
Minerva: Kinda what is required of an archer of any sort moron
(Rouge smiles)
Bunnie: I know what your gunna say
Minerva: Somethin about a long arrow that does massive damage
Rouge: Damn it you beat me to it (sits on the couch)
Bunnie: How can you two just fuck someone with little to no warning and have that kinda smile on your face
(Minerva walks up the stairs while saying "like this" and a door is slammed)
Bunnie: FUCK! She cut in line
Rouge: and that's why you're quick on your feet around that bitch
Bunnie: I'll wait till you two clear out and say I need to stay a few more weeks and use that time
Rouge: Great pay your share of the rent in sex favors, don't go up there just yet he hasn't washed up yet and his (whistles) looks like a god damn rainbow, my fault for using six types of lipstick
Bunnie: You did that six times?
Rouge: Not proud of that... atleast I didn't have to use green lipstick
Bunnie: Get a mental evaluation!
Rouge: Go get laid...
Bunnie: I will wait for Minerva to leave, Death says she bites
Rouge: So do I and so does he! Get up their and get bitten and fucked! You are a real bitch when it comes to people having fun, if this were family guy, you would be Buzz Killington's wife...
(Bunnie and Rouge's ears perk up)
Rouge: Their in the god damn shower?
Bunnie: Damn it I just cleaned the bathrooms yesterday!
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13 hours later, Minerva finally walks downstairs.
Minerva *grins* He's ready for the next one; just give him some time to recover.
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DIE SOM BITCH
(Death is rolling down the stairs with 4 Heartless)
Bunnie: Four Heartless with his bare hands
Minerva: Also good for
Bunnie: Shut up you
Rouge: Throwin you around?
Minerva: She beat me to it!
(Bunnie puts her head in her hand)
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Bunnie- I want my turn now!
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(1 hour later)
(bashing a bow into a Heartless) DIE DIE DIE!
Bunnie: It was already dead!
(it disappears)
Bunnie: TURN! ME! NOW!
(walks upstairs)
Rouge: Sleep, him, tired
Minerva: Don't fall to her standards of butchered english!
Bunnie: Damn...
Rouge: He needs sleeping pills
Minerva: I am assuming with all the sex jokes I've heard you say in the past, I'm just thinking there might be a sex joke in that
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Rouge- No, having sex with the guy next door would be a joke. He's awful.
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(Minerva looks out the window)
Minerva: It should've been thats a chick
Rouge: What no...
Bunnie: That's Yuffie, the most fuck ugly girl that I've ever met!
(Minerva points at a bra on the shower head)
Rouge: THAT COULD BE ANYONE'S! (Sees Yuffie putting on the bra)
Minerva: It's ok, Blaze the Cat made the same mistake, twice
(Rouge throws up)
Bunnie: TOO MUCH!
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Minerva- Yes, even for a lusty bat like Rouge.
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(Rouge throws up again)
(appears) LOOK WHAT I STOLE!
Minerva: YOU WHAT
Nothing (holds up a blue instrument) THE BLUE THINGY OF TIME
Minerva: You stole it from Zelda while she's asleep?
(Death smiles)
Minerva: Steal me a nice dress sometime
I dunno maybe when I stop stealing artifacts
(Death plays a melody in a low key)
(Yuffie's 3 months ago)
Rouge: *Drunk* Let's do this!
(Death runs in steals Rouge and brings her back home)
DON'T DO THAT, THAT IS YUFFIE! A CHICK!
Rouge: *sobered up* I almost fucked with a what now?
JUST STAY HERE!
(present day)
Rouge: Who is that neighbor
Minerva: Yuffie, Death stopped you from fucking her
Rouge: Ah!
I love music magic!
Minerva: You fuck with the timeline?
broke it in half and crafted it in MY IMAGE
(Rouge's clothing disappears)
YES!
Minerva: PERV! (looks down) Why do I have a tattoo of a cross above my p-
OKAY WHO WANTS TO PLAY MORTAL COMBAT?
Bunnie: The boy is quick on his feet
Rouge: Those were my favorite heels too!
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Minerva- Let's make him pay.
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(petrifies the girls)
Hank: Another thing Comet would have done
STOP SAYING THAT
Hank: Mortal Kombat starts with K not C
I WAS IN FEAR OF MY LIFE
Hank: STILL IT'S NO EXCUSE
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Minerva- And I recovered already.
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(Bunnie shakes gravel out opf her flopping ears)
Hank: You stupud basterd you have done it now
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(stabs Hank)
I should run shouldn't I?
(Rouge and Minerva are putting on brass knuckles)
Bunnie: RUN DAMN YA! (watches Death run into a window) Moron...
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Minerva - I'm in the mood to beat up someone.
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(Death disappears)
Rouge: DAMN IT (punched by Minerva)
Minerva: HA HA!
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Rouge - Let's get it on! *they start fighting*
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(Bunnie pulls them apart) NOT IN THE HOUSE! Where did that moron go?
(bar)
I love being a Night Walker
Steelwing79: Me too...
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Meanwhile, Rouge and Minerva start fighting outside.
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(Bar)
Steelwing79: Your house is gunna get FUCKED UP
Yeah? Well fuck you!
Steelwing79: Your just mad I have a cool name
Yes one named after a pokemon move
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After 17 hours of fighting, both Rouge and Minerva take a break.
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(Death walks around the girls) Mondays...
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Garfield - Yes, they're a burden.
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(Death puts 6 boxes of pizza down on a table)
Cindy: FOOD!
(Cindy runs down with another Blaziken)
Where'd the others go
Cindy: They found out what dreams are and decided to fulfill them... This Blaziken is Amber, I found her looking at apartments
Amber: Then she grabbed my wrist and said follow me and I didn't feel like chewing my own arm off
Why?
Amber: I have been from town to town by myself Mickey told me it was because some Comet guy died at birth
Hank mentions that guy alot... oh well let's (opens the box) the fuck happened? Where'd the pizza go
(Garfield burps)
Garfield: Guilty as charged... (farts)
Cindy: DID YOU ORDER PEPPERONI AGAIN
I didn't know we would be feeding what is the equivalent to a garbage disposal...
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Garfield - Hey, I'm lovable.
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funny cuz I dont love you
Amber: You MUST be the charmer
Cindy: (zoned out)
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Garfield - I`m lovable, not overall lovable.
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Amber: (points at Death) I meant him!
Garfield: Ok then (gets caught in a bear trap near the fridge)
Take that you pudgy mother fucker
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Garfield *meowing in pain* This is very extreme way to make me follow a diet!
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Amber: (laughing uncontrollably)
Cindy: That is fucked up
What would've been TRULY fucked up is if you and Amber ate KFC
Amber: He's not WRONG
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Garfield - You have KFC?
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THAT'S IT YOU PUDGY LITTLE BASTARD (empties an M4 clip into Garfield)
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