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Jose-Ramiro — Boxing Human Po vs Tai Lung
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Request.Human versions of Po and Tai Lung, from 'Kung Fu Panda'.
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TL - Then I'll crush your storm.
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TL - I'll beat you up so bad, even that stupid female won't want anything to do with you!
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Po- Okay, that made me angry. Here comes the thunder!!!
Po pummels him.
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Nice humanizations! This is one battle everyone in town's not gonna wanna miss!
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TL - A pathetic slob like you could never defeat a champion like me.
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Po - Yeah, right, let's see if you are right or if I'm just too awesome for you.
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And Po is stupidly courageous.
He might not have all his teeth after this.
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Monkey- Yeah, but you can also count on TL receiving some very hard hits too.
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The match continues with both fighters trading hard body hits.
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"And now, presenting a rematch to remember!"
"Weighing in at 220 lbs, with 115 wins, and 1 loss, Tigris!"
"Weighing in at 258 lbs, with 130 wins, and 1 loss, Taiber Lung!"
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TL - I'm gonna crush you.
Tigris - No. Today, you go down.
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TL, furious, charges at Tigris, but she dodges and counters all his attacks.
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Tigris punches his face several times, doing serious damage.
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TL tries countering but Tigris dodges all his punches.
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Tigris connects more good body shots, hurting TL considerably.
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TL tries countering but Tigris continues pummeling him.
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Tigris now corners him and continues with a hard pummeling.
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TL tries defending himself but Tigris is crushing him.
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A KO will happen some time sooon.
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Tigris connects a haymaker. TL goes down, completely immobile.
Ref- ... 8... 9... 10!!! *bell rings* The winner is TIGRIS!!!
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Round Seven
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Shiro (human Shifu) - Pollard, you got him on the ropes! Taiber has never been knocked down this much, and I doubt he will experience this much pain again.
Tigris (human Tigress) - *kisses Pollard on the lips* Go get him, tiger.
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Pollard - Got it, Shiro. *kissing Tigris* OOooooh.... after this kiss, I think I can take on Rocky Balboa and Apollo Creed at once!!!
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Jose - So, Pollard (which I imagine is Po's human name) Ping is a up and coming boxer, with 50 wins, 48 knockouts, 12 loses and 3 draws. Taiber (which I imagine is TL's human name) Lung is a boxing champ with several golden gloves, and has 130 wins, all by knockout, and no loses. Do you think Pollard has a shot at the title or even surviving?
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Jose- I think Pollard has many good chances here, as his fighting style is perfect to face aggressive opponents.
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Fast forward a few rounds.
Round 10. Po, is still slightly bruised, but still going, and TL is almost down. Po punches him right in the face, knocking him down to the ground.
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10!
Ref - Presenting your new boxing champ, Po Ping!
His dad, comes to hold his hand, as Po, poses, he's got one hand on his chest, one fist in the air.
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Shiro and Tigris enter too, and she kisses him with a passion.
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Ref - How about a encore! Tigris vs Pollard in a boxing match?
(They agree)
(They decide to wear padded gloves, and wear headgear, due to it being a spar).
Ref - All right! Super short fight! First one to get KOed, is out!
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Tigris *sensual* Hope you don't mind losing, Pollard.
Pollard *grin* Oh, I won't, but I will not mind winning either.
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Tigris throws some good body jabs that Polland mostly block.
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Looks like Tigris goes for the stomach.
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Polland resist and fights back, but now Tigris dodges and hits his face.
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Oh, and Tigris lands a hit!
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Polland groans and counters with head shots.
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Tigris receives a few hits but blocks most.
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Tigris now attacks his head. Po blocks and backs off.
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