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Published: 2010-05-31 03:46:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 11559; Favourites: 62; Downloads: 60
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Request.Spongebob Squarepants vs Ivan Drago (Rocky IV)
Referee- Touya Kinomoto (Cardcaptor Sakura)
Audience - Patrick Star, Squidward, Mr Krab, and Sailor Saturn/Hotaru Tomoe (Sailor Moon)
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very true, he couldn't box to save his life!
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Haha! Too true!
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and SpongeBob can!!!!
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He is paraded around Bikini Bottom for being the greatest fighter to destroy Drago.
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SpongeBob: *Waving* Thank you, thank you.
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Sandy - i'm the trainer who seems proud of helping him get to the high ranking in boxing.
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Sponge: Thanks bunches Sandy.
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Sandy - my pleasure, hon,
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Sponge: *Blushes a little*
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Sandy - So SpongeBob, as your Manager/trainer/promoter, i hope you can pull off some more wins, cos i have 5 more great fighters for you to go up against, (of which 2 are created by boxingglovehands, ask him nicely you can fight these 2 queen's of the ring:-Β
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if you ask Uraputo's permission you can fight Miduki.
and if you ask CMcC they can say yes to you facing Buttercup.
and if you ask Jose-Ramiro nicely, you can fight Hillary.
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Sponge: *Sees they're pics* Uuuuuum....
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Sandy - be positive, each of the ladies are good boxers, and friendly, they would never be horrible to you especially Miduki and silent assassin and Buttercup. all agree and nod their head positively. give us a chance they beg SpongeBob.
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Sponge: *Shrugs* What the heck, let's do it!
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the girls: yaaaaay!, alphabetically of names, cool idea, well SB, we are gonna promise really and truly that, we'll love you, whether we win or lose, ok?
SpongeBob: agreed on the condition i'm paid $10 to fight you, by your trainers, and win/lose/draw whatever happens my trainer shall pay you triple that amount after our bouts, and each will be as promised a 10, 2 minute roundsΒ bout each.
the girls: that sounds like great plan.
Sandy: by heck, was this part of the contract, huh?
the girls & SB: YES!!!
Sandy: i gotta also divvy our audience fare...70% to the girls, the rest, hurmm, i have to make SpongeBob happy... 55% of what's left of it to him, and the rest to me! though it shall be so brain hurting for me to make it all work out, that'll be for sure.
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SpongeBob: I can tell
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the girls - it ain't that brain taxing, eh??
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Sponge: Brain taxing?
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Patrick - duh beddah dahn bwaihn-dahmige! dat's uhp ter yew!
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Sponge: Patrick... Did you hit your head again?
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Pahtwiq, sez 'nogh weellee, bu' mah tongg ith jhahmed dahn ma froad!, i kanna shpeeq pwopahlee!'
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bet you'd talk like that if that happened to you!?!
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What happened?
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hurmmmmmmmmmmmmm, mmm mm mmmmm, nuffink appened! but............ Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β (let Β Β me Β Β Think)
O.O
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YYeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh-ssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
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in deed.
mmmmm.
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true that.
mmmmmmmmmmph.
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ffumff humrph fumpfufff
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Fluff huff fluff
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lol. phumpamphumuhuhum fump swmph thththummmmmmswsmoooppsw jutuhutuhhhhesesviwaqsedfgthj.
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Dheccotibdshbjiutrdvbjffffdjwjwkwowoxkcjbdbegwuwjwywttshshhdhdjdjdjdjcjcjcooqlql
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qawsedrfvgfcdxcfvgcdxgvfcdxgvfcdxgvfcdxgvcdxgvdxghfdxgvdxgvfcdxgvfvfvhfcgfgdxgyttdgtrfgftc, SB: enough of the nonsense talk, it's time for me and the girls to punch each other real sweeet like.Β
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Sandy has won the battle against Drago, with a killer uppercut k.o. result in round 8.
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you want that?
Spongebob doesn't, Patrick doesn't, Sandy doesn't! & i doesn't!!!
'we wanna kick that cheating mf bastards ass from here to the end of his screwed up dangerous drugs taking punch drunk life!' we all yell!
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lol.
asdfghj, qwertyghcx, tfgyghiuhkj, ytrfytrf, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, fmfmfmf! 
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*SMACK!*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
In the ffffing kisser too!?!
where is your sense of humour?
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In a galaxy far far away with Luke Skywalkwr
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i step from the tardis on to a bleak planet, though this planet was submerged under 9,276,000 fathoms of water, and was called bikini bottom, and there i bumps into spongebob squarepants, and sandy cheeks, spongebob was training sandy the great and noble art of boxing, 'i want you to be ultra fit to sort out a menace called ivan drago, some crazy russian who cheats, he uses steroids, he is not natural, but i know he can be beaten, you are the toughest babe around, give drago the works, bash that fool square out of the ring.'
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she does.... 2 minutes into round 9 of the 12 3 minute rounds.
that was awesome spongebob retorts.
of course, he was no match for me! sandy says.
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and sandy is shocked by that louty opinion, she points her boxing glove towards the blue bear who was in the audience, sandy feels she can destroy this wannabe act-alike of dirty fighting like my oc nasty nicky neumarr, i asks sandy to wipe the floor (of the ring) with her! i.e, kick her sorry ass!, (and blue's as well.) and sandy did so, with flying colors! and that b1tch from million dollar baby, promises never to fight dirty again! (so does Nicky.)
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