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Published: 2010-05-31 03:46:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 11556; Favourites: 62; Downloads: 60
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Request.Spongebob Squarepants vs Ivan Drago (Rocky IV)
Referee- Touya Kinomoto (Cardcaptor Sakura)
Audience - Patrick Star, Squidward, Mr Krab, and Sailor Saturn/Hotaru Tomoe (Sailor Moon)
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Speaking of Mr Krabs, I guess you can check this out, Jose:
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Mr Krabs "I had placed all of me bet to Drago! He'd better win!"
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And Drago knocks SB out of the ring, winning instantly.
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Je je Bob Esponja vs. Ivan Drago esto parece una version moderna de David vs. Goliath.
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This battle is not balanced! Drago is definitely no match for Spongebob cuz he can resist any pyshical attacks with his body!
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Yes, but one good hit from Drago, and SB will be send out of the ring.
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Heh, yeah, but this time, I doubt David will win.
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It depends, SpongeBob did get beaten a lot, but he isn't that weak or frustrating. Lightweight characters like him and Princess Peach usually most quite easily and are pretty good at dodging. I'm sure Sandy and PrincessΒ Mindy's encouragement will help him, pretty girls always make the best motivators.Β
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Good point. Still, his attacks won't hurt Drago at all, and he's so light that Drago only needs a hit to send him out of the ring.
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True, but he'd get back up anyway and come back for more.Β SpongeBob does display instances of superhuman strength when he's really angry though, so Drago would have to do something incredibly jerkish to incite SpongeBob's anger and make him pummel him (like hurting an innocent bystander or hurling a really, really awful insult).
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Yeah, but still, in boxing, usually, the fight's over when a boxer is sent out of the ring. And even if this doesn't happen, Drago would continue pummeling SB, and win in the end by unanimous decision.
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On the bright side, if this were a karate match or a burger flipping contest, Spongey would totally win.
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That, or if he became InvinciBubble (his muscular superhero alter ego in the new SpongeBob movie)
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True... but without that advantage, he's done.
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Drago: Hah! Little runt. Drago will crush you.
SpongeBob: Just because I'm small & just because I can't lift weights like you, doesn't mean I'm weak. You killed a man... You hurt people & I won't stand for it. Your just a bully & a jerk and your gonna pay.
Drago: *Laughs* Drago will be suprised if you survive first punch. Ha!
SpongeBob: Ever heard of David & Goliath?
Drago: *Nods*
SpongeBob: Well, the way I see it... I'm David... Your Goliath... My arm is the slingshot & my fist is the rock that ends your terany.
Drago: Haha, are you serious?
SpongeBob: Im sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of the crowd chanting "SpongeBob!".
Drago: Prepare for destruction.
*An hour later*
Announcer: Here is your winner of the 16th round... The Spongey Destroyer... SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!
Drago: How did runt win?!
SpongeBob: Because, I believed in myself. If you believe in yourself... You can over come any obstacle.
Crowd: SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB!
Commentater: What a heck of a match! That you for joining us. Good night everbody.
SpongeBob: *Celebrates with crowd*
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Heh, this is so good.
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this is great, spongebob boxing, a bantamweight, vs drago super heavyweight, sb's strength should destroy that bully drago. he might be heavy, but drago is slow to be beaten, but the bantam bruiserbob strongfists, has it in the bag by tko in the 6th.
and this ain't no fause story i'm laying out, it's what I TRUELY REQUIRE THE SPONGE MIESTER TO DO!, NEVER LOSE THIS BATTLE OR ANY OTHER BOXING HE DOES.......EVER!!!!!!!!!
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spongebob: 'i didn't know that i was THIS strong, yaaaay!' π: 0 β©: 2
sandy: when you put your mind to something this splendifferous and mighty fine, you know you have achieveed that task!
Drago: daht runt musht harve hahnds ohf shteeel!
*Before match*
Ladies & gents, this is the immovable object vs the unstoppable force. David vs Goliath. A match we've been waiting for. The Bikini Bottom Basher vs the Iron Russian. The crowd is certainly not shy about cheering for the triple B. the ref's calling for the bell the match begins!
*After Match*
He did it! He did it! By god! SpongeBob knocked out Drago! 16 rounds & the Basher wins! The crowd is roaring as Drago is being out on a stretcher & taken to the ER. This was an amazing match. We thought he couldn't do it, but he did! The resilience & bravery of SpongeBob all pays off. Angelica, Chuckie, Trixie, Rainbow, AJ, Mac & Helga better what themselves. SpongeBob has sent his message... He... Is... Here.
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SpongeBob is my kind of sportsman, he is a force to be reckoned with!
plenty of exercise and crabby patties, sure are the perfect ingredients for a fit bikini bottom citizen.
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Exactly! I'm glad u agree
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that's for sure!
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that's for sure.
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eso estΓ‘ bien conmigo.
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you no understand Spanish?
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Just that. I understand I little bit
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hmmm, reckon you need Spanish lessons, go to your nearest book shop and obtain a superb book on said language, and read every page and study it and you will beΒ realmente magnΓfico! (sorry i slipped another dollop of theΒ EspaΓ±ol into the conversation again.)
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Sall goo. I'll see wut I can do. Thx for the tip
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mi placer, querido amigo .
Translation: my pleasure, dear friend.
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you do have a good opinion on certain things.
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Thank you. Example?
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