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Jose-Ramiro β Boxing You vs Derpy
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Published: 2014-02-02 07:58:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 15223; Favourites: 142; Downloads: 67
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Yep. Derpy's back; and stronger than ever.
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Je no se si lo hayas notado Jose pero en la pelΓcula animada de My Little Pony del 2017 vi que salio Derpy Hooves ΒΏcΓ³mo la ves? je je.
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Si, yo la vi tambiΓ©n.Β
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Sputnik Snow: On planet Freezeonia you don't play with snow, snow play with you *throws snowballs at Derpy and punches her while she's covered in snow*
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Derpy, upset at Snow's cheating, punches back, flies up, and then does a diving kick.
Snow is defeated instantly. Derpy hits quite hard.
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Sputnik Snow: *protects himself with ice shield* Ice try! *charges at her with large icicle*
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Derpy destroys the icicle with a kick, and then punches Snow.
He wakes up the next day. Derpy's that strong.
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Sputnik Snow: Urgh.... Why is muffin pony so strong?
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Medic- She's a messenger pony; she goes to the most dangerous areas of Equestria. Of course she's tough.
(This is confirmed in a comic; Derpy goes to areas where most other pegasi can't even fly)
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Sputnik Snow: But I am from world of eternal ice age!
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Medic-But you can't use your powers in the ring, or you get disqualified. Your people keeps doing that, so the ponies continue using their own abilities to win.
(Almost going to sleep)
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Sputnik Snow: We are an ice powered species! *stomps off*
(have a good sleep)
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Medic- And some of the ponies have magic or flight, and they're not allowed to use those in a fight too. They only do if you cheat and use those attacks first.
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Medic- Yes, you better learn to follow the rules.
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Sputnik Snow: FINE! *stomps off*
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*steps up with green boxing gloves and a rocky kind of adittude* alright then, I keep seeing everyone get beaten by these ponies, I wanna fight them for once, how about it derpy, lets go a full ten rounds! *i say without sounding like a douchey over confident ass*
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Derpy smiles at this... and keeps smiling while giving you the beating of a life time. You lose in Round 3, getting carried to the hospital.
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(in any case, let me repost if you didnt get my rp, i dont wanna be annoying but i wanna be more interesting)
*At first, I do get beaten down as I wasnt expecting such a fast onslaught from the cross eyed mare, I get knocked down BUT I get up after the four count* Alright, now im ready, I promise you a good fight, and I promise YOU my other humans that I WILL show these anthros that a human can be strong! *i say with a smile on my face, taking rapid and short jabs at derpys head and midriff, bobbing and weaving around some hits*
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Derpy chuckles despite receiving some punches, and stats blocking and countering with quick body shots.
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*i refuse to go down and stammer into a rope, getting up, while still getting punched a bit before i could retaliate, i throw some body and head shots as well and if all goes well, i perform a hard uppercut to the jaw* Heh...heh...nice try...but we humans are more powerful then you think! *if anything, im exhausted already, but still filled with the determination to show equestria that they arent machines, their as human as we are!* (im having fun with this, how about you), the bell rings to rest in our corners (that is if you wish it too) and should this be the case, I go back and pant, being reassured by some random supporters, mainly humans watching, drinking and spitting water into a bucket*
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Derpy does too, smiling despite having a few bruises herself. Then again, she has horsepower, so she can take a lot of damage.
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(Oh I see what you did tharr 
*i end up with a few more fans as the bell rings and i get back up, mainly, my mid torso is bruised the most out of all the bruises i got, thanks to her swift body shots* alright then, how long would you say a human has ever lasted in a ring with an anthro besides me? *i say as i fight defensively, making longer ranged shots to keep her back, to analyze her behaviour in combat a bit more*
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Derpy blocks the shots but still receives a few.
Derpy- Mmm... I don't know... Depends on the human and the anthro, I guess. *gets closer, connects a very hard body shot*
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*im hit but this doesnt deter me, despite me coughing a bit from it, i pummel her lower body, the midriff, and when her guard is down i deliver a POWERFUL uppercut, aiming to send her flying down to the mat, hard*
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Derpy, however, takes the shot, and, despite the pain, connects a mighty hook to your chin, stunning you before she connects her own powerful uppercut, taking you down.
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*i refuse to be beaten so easily and get up rather quickly after one* lucky shot *i say as i onslaught her with midsection and headshots relentlessly, getting faster and faster, 2 4 6 8 10 12, my force and speed keep increasing as I try to secure victory over the cross eyed mare*
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Derpy grunts and gets in punching trade with you, hitting harder and faster now; she's no 'lucky shooter' but a real boxer. The round ends with her having a few bruises but you are half-way beaten.
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*i pant and grunt* i cant lose now, ive come farther then most other humans, if I lose now then what will I have to show my friends and fellow humans? *as the next round rings, my speed and power ramps up more 14 16 18 and finally 20, i relentlessly pummel derpy with shots as hard as that one uppercut i pulled before, derpy can see the boiling anger in my eyes, determined to end this fight as fast as I can*
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Derpy- This is no longer funny. *pouts, then frowns* Okay, if you no longer want to fight like friends, I'll fight you for real.Β
Derpy connects a straight shot to your head that feels like a wrecking ball; the punch's so hard it takes you down instantly.
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*i manage to block it just in time but i fumble backwards from how hard it was* derpy, i do wanna fight like friends, but im also representing an entire species here, maybe I am taking it more serious then I should be, but I guess theres no turning back if ive angered you, very well, but please forgive me! *i deliver fast blows and one shot to the head, to knock her down for once*
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Derpy goes down, but stands back in 5, and, still upset, throws more of her hard shots. They are so powerful that they hurt your defense, and she eventually breaks your guard and takes you down, also sending your mouthguard out of the ring.
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*i sigh, dissapointed in my self, she sees im perfectly capable of getting up, but i feel terrible for making her upset so i get up and tell the ref that i forfeit the match and concede this day to derpy, he announces my forfeit and i look at derpy upset* please find it in your heart to forgive me my friend...
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Derpy- Uh... sure, I can do that. I never stay angry for long. *pause* Still, maaaaybe you'd challenge some pony with less experience. Even if we continued, I was dominating.Β
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Yeah...freaking hell though...your not mad at me anymore? I just wanted to show that a human could beat an anthro, and I got carried away.
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Derpy- I see that, but you only proved that a human can lose his temper and get overly competitive. *sighs* I wanted a good, clean match, but you forced me to fight you as hard as you were attacking me.
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Bullshit derpy, dont let little old me tip you off, there are lots of humans that were....you know what, im sorry, il go now... *i say leaving the ring*
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Derpy sighs and goes with you.
Derpy- Okay, we can continue talking in private.
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*goes to my locker room and was zoned out before realising you followed me* Β wait...your following me? But after I made you so upset, im rather shocked. Well, look, derpy, im sorry i really am, I just see so many humans get knocked down by anthros, some times even purposely because the females are hot. I just wanted to get us a chance at some sort of championship...so derpy, if you still wanna be friends, then i would appreciate it.
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Derpy *smiling* - I can do that. But you also have to stop going the whole 'I'm fighting an anthro, so I must go wild' thing. That might help you win a fight but it will affect your reputation too.
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yeah, i dont hate anthros, i kinda explained my self about that...so derpy, I want to ask you to train me, I want to become stronger so I can actually defeat one of you. And lastly, I yet again apologize if i came off as racist about it.
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"Mmm... okay then, but maybe we'd talk with Rainbow Dash; she helped me train, so she's a better coach than myself. That way you can have 2 trainers." Derpy suggested.
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That sounds great! *i say* and also, about that weaker opponent, who do you reccomend I fight?
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"Mmmm... how about Thunderlane? He is good but not as strong as Rainbow or myself; his record is 22 wins, 9 loses and 17 k.os. Mine is 32 wins, 3 loses and 30 kos, and Rainbow's 54 wins, 1 lose (to Applejack) and 50 kos." Derpy smiles.Β
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I need someone weaker, male or female, i wanna take as few chances of humiliation as possible here. If theres no one else il take on thunderlane
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"There's a few others, but I think he's a good enough opponent for you." Derpy points out.
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Alright, anyways, thanks for understanding derpy, im still sorry about my little outrage...but lets forget about that.
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Derpy smiles and nods.
Soon, she helps you arrange a match with Thunderlane.
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