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Jose-Ramiro β Boxing You vs Derpy
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Published: 2014-02-02 07:58:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 15216; Favourites: 142; Downloads: 67
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Yep. Derpy's back; and stronger than ever.
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*the match with thunderlane arrives and i enter the ring, smiling* hey thunderlane, I hear wonderbolts do well in any situation, care to show me? (this is assuming the wonderbolts exist in this world, if not, omit that wonderbolt comment)
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"Heh, well, I'm still a 'Wonderbolt Reserve', but I'm still good enough." Thunderlane grins as he stretches a bit.
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heh, well lets see if you hit as fast as you run/fly a plane (assuming they dont have wings, if they do, ignore that comment about the plane) *the bell rings and i keep my usual mid ranged distance, taking quick jabs at the torso and head*
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(Well, they're anthros, so they have wings)
Thunderlane throws some quick jabs while trying to block your own.
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*i ramp my speed to 6, making sure im more careful not to be too violent, i take swift jabs to the torso and one hard shot to the head*
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TL grunts from the shots, and gets fully defensive again.
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*I wait for him to take a few shots before striking out at a nice pace of 8, my shots becoming a little faster now*
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TL backs off, grunting and trying to cover.
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*i keep my pace and punch him hard in the jaw when i see an opening*
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TL groans and goes down, stunned. He manages to stand back in 8.
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*i bob and weave around him, making sure he doesnt hurt me too badly. I continue to rapidly assault him with punches*
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TL grunts and tries countering, connecting a few quick body shots yet still receiving some himself.
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(Hey jose, i know you have things to do, but is it possible for you to post twice a day for each rp or nah? I mean, im not saying you should do it but im curious) *i take the shots like a champ, and fake him out before landing one hard uppercut to the jaw*
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(Sorry, I usually get over 200 messages per night, plus 50-100 notes, and that delays me.)
TL is sent to the ropes, stunned.
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(thats understandable, imma just stick with the wrestling rp for now ok?)
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(Good idea)
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(also sorry if i seem annoying with all these comments, anyways time to make these roleplays more interesting, CUE THE FIGHT MUSIC FROM PUNH OUT 2, MINOR CIRCUT)
*Instead of the beating that you predicted, I do get caught off guard with the onslaught from derpy and I did get knocked down pretty quickly, but after getting up at the count of four, i bob and swerve around her hits, more prepared and taking short ranged jabs due to my arm length* nice try derpy, il be the first one to beat you anthro ponies and prove that the fans are just as strong as the ponies! *i say breathing a little heavy and smiling*
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Derpy *claps* Yay, this is fun!!! *throws random punch, without even realizing it, and you go down again* Oops. I don't know what went wrong.
This time you stay down for good.
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(ok ok look, i dont like the unfairness in all of this, cant you give the guys or gals a chance bruh? and no im not actually upset, just a good point)
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Hey Derpy, you are sweet, like a muffin *seductive wink*
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Derpy- You're very nice.
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You're very nice too *grins*
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*make out starts* *kisses her*
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Derpy kisses back with a passion.
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*gives her a French kiss*
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*keeps kissing* *Doc walks in the room*
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Doc -... Okay, we're sharing 'herds' now?
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There is still hope, *only uses jabs and direct punches* *Derpy gets knocked down and gets up on 4*
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Derpy- Hey, nice. My turn.Β
Derpy connects a hook.
You wake up in the hospital, 2 days later.
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Derpy *giving you a muffin* I can break a floor just by sitting on it; that will give you an idea of how strong I am.
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Wow, that's really strong... Must be hard not sitting down.
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She's not clumsy, she's a boxing DEMON! Owwwwwww...... *faints*
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Derpy smiles and poses in victory.
This mare can break a floor just by sitting down.
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I know! She's my favorite background pony!
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Yeah, I liked how she got a large role in 'Slice of Life'.
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Derpy-you know i can also use my clusminess as an advantage
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Derpy- Mostly because I'm unpredictable in the ring.
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Derpy-sometimes that has prove to be a disadvantage since sometimes i fall on my face in the ring but luckily being so busty my breasts soft my fallΒ
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Derpy *chuckles* One time, when I fell on my butt, I made a hole in the canvas. The fight had to get paused until the ring got repaired.
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Derpy-turns out the canvas was very old so it didnt take that much weight on it to make a hole in the canvasΒ
the endΒ
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how did you get so good at boxing
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