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Published: 2014-02-02 07:58:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 15223; Favourites: 142; Downloads: 67
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Yep. Derpy's back; and stronger than ever.
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Derpy- I got bullied a lot when I was younger, because of my eyes, so I took self-defense lessons; and I became VERY good. I'm much stronger and more resistant than the average pegasus, I mean, I can break a floor just by sitting down!! *chuckles* And my eyes actually help me because my peripheral vision is better than normal, so I can see hooks and cross punches coming with ease; of course, I have some problems with direct, straight punches, like the jabs, because, again, of my eyesight. That's where my resistance helps me, so I can take those punches.
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Derpy- 58 wins, 2 loses, 5 draws, 50 k.o.s.Β
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Derpy-several of those winning comes from fellow background ponies mares like lyra, vinyl and berry punch. after i beat them and if there accepting me and turner bring them into his herd
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Derpy- Turner is a good enough stallion to handle all of us.
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Derpy-even though mares like lyra/bon bon and vinyl and Octavia are a couple together they decide that they start to have similar feelings for time turner as i do so they decide to be with him
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Derpy- Plus, even if they're mostly 'gay', they all want to have foals, so they want a very good stallion to impregnate them.
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Derpy-i'm also teaching my daughter how to fight as well
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Derpy- And she's very good so far.
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Derpy-she now 15yr old and she become a beatufiul young woman
Dinky-just like you mom
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Derpy - But you're cuter. *smiling*
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Derpy-each win i get is extra money for my dinky
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Her opponent, Bulk Biceps, is knocked out cold.
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her next oppotent is vinyl scratch
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Vinyl does pretty well, but Derpy defeats her in Round 7.
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Derpy goes off to defeat Octavia, Lyra, Bon Bon, berry punch, and carrot top and colgate as well
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Derpy wins the BCCh... Background Character Championship.
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Derpy-so vinyl, Octavia, lyra and bon-bon i need to ask you bra size, lipstick and i already know you have kissed girls before but ever had a wardrobe malfunction
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Vinyl - C, blue, and yes, sometimes, in a wild party, I've gotten a ripped shirt or pants.
Octavia- C+, almost D; pink; no, not yet.
Lyra- B+, dark blue, none yet.
Bon-Bon - C, red, and once, when I was a foal and got my pants ripped.
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Derpy-well i hope you dont mind if well you join me and time turner in a night of passion. i know you girls are attracted to each other but
Octavia-of course we will join you, heck if we ever wanted a surrogate father for any future babies we would ask time turner
Derpy-great bring your lipstick girls and go over and kiss him
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They all kiss Turner, who then gropes and kisses back.
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Lyra tastes like cinnamon, bon bon takes like peppermint, Octavia takes like cherries and so does vinyl
Vinyl-so i guess you here to knock us up turner
Octavia-there isn't a single stallion we would have getting us pregnant than you
Lyra-so we have to thank Derpy for letting her share you
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BonBon- Heh, remind me to buy her several muffins as a 'Thank You' gift. *smiling*
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Derpy-no need to thank me BonBon, i know we all like turner and he feels the same way, so why not share him and get you pregnant
Vinyl-that great so let get started
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Turner smiles and starts attending them all.
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Vinyl reveals herself an incredible lover; with lots of energy and keeping a great rhythm.Β
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Turner then bangs Octavia and lyra and bon-bon
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Of the whole group, Turner thinks Vinyl is the best lover besides Derpy, but the others are very good too.
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see, this what i like people who have a tiny brain, they try to make a fight more fun, no offense pp and derpy
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Derpy- None taken. *smiling*
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*Derpy punches me and I fall down*
Referee: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, *get up* I'm not done yet!
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Derpy - Yay, we can play more!!!
Derpy uses you as a punching bag until the referee stops the match before you get badly injured. In the end, You're almost purple-skinned because of all the bruises.
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not only time turner and dinky are rooting for Derpy but also Vinyl, Octavia, Lyra, and Bon bon
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Lyra- Actually, most of the arena is cheering for her.
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i meant. the ponies i mention are cheering for Derpy
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Derpy-also D cup with pink lipstick. i normally dont fly that high since my breasts are so bigger than a normal female Pegasus
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Derpy- On the bright side, I'm also much more resistant than most pegasi, including the male ones.
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Derpy-through my breasts are another one of the reason why i'm so clumsy in the sky
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Derpy - They take me out of balance, and considering my perception is already messed up...
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Derpy-it one of the reasons why pegagus mares dont usually have large breasts. it slows them down and makes them imbalance
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Derpy- Again, I tried to make something positive of it. I worked out so much so I could still fly at a decent speed that I became much stronger and resistant than the average pegasus. That's also why I work as a mailmare, because I can carry messages and packages for a very long distance without needing to rest.
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Derpy-and I've earn several people respect in ponyville. in fact i was nominated for sexiest pegagus of the year but lost to spitfire
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Derpy- SF says I might actually win next year.
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Derpy-i wouldn't mind if i did but dont care if i didn't. still there girls like Fluttershy, rainbow dash and lightning dust so i have very tough competition but i dont think i'll even enter next year. modeling really isn't for me
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Derpy- In that aspect, Fluttershy and I are very much alike; we have the physical beauty to be Β models, but she's too shy, and I'm too klutzy.
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