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Published: 2013-02-04 06:32:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 5325; Favourites: 76; Downloads: 23
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Garfield had no luck here... and it seems Condorito had all the luck.Garfield - Why I didn't climb a tree next to an Italian restaurant?
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- No,dumb! 
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Gar- Mmm... tomato sauce then?
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- Garfield,youΒ΄re castrated or is only the more foolish guy of the world?
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Gar- No, I'm no castrated. And most of my IQ tests show that I'm much smarter than normal... it's just that I know that romance usually leads to troubles. I have a girlfriend myself but we don't see each other too often.
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- WhatΒ΄s the name of your girlfriend,Garfield?
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Gar- Arlene. Pink fur, nice lips, a little gap between her teeth... still, very nice.
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- Well dude,you should see Arlene more times.Oh,and fuck her too...
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Garfield - Maybe... if we share a lasagna... and I eat 99% of it...
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- This way,is better Arlene eat something before go the date with you...
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Garfield *grins* She usually does.
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Garfield- We have dated long enough to know each other's quirks.
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- Know the mutual quirks is the founding to a good relationship!
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Garfield *chuckles* She's the only gal I know that can out-sarcasm me on a regular basis. I kinda enjoy that.
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- Yeah,this seem a good relationship.
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Garfield - Hey, it works for us.
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- So,all is okay,dude!
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Garfield nods and grins at this.
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- Hey Garfield,by chance you already think in become daddy?
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Garfield- No. I have nothing against kittens, but I doubt I'd be a good parent.
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- Yeah,I think not...
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Garfield- Yeah, not exactly my style.
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- Is because this that you hate Nermal?
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Garfield- Nermal isn't a kitten, he just looks like one... but yeah, he's a bit younger than me. Also, I actually like some kittens; I don't like Nermal because he's a little egotistical pest.
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- Yeah.He make me remember a funny music about egocentric people,where the singer said on the chorous:"I love me!I love me!I cannot live...without myself!"
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Garfield- Ugh, disgusting, uh?
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- I guess that it could be called "The NermalΒ΄s song"! -
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Garfield - Heh, you're right.
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- And you Garfield?What would can be your music?
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Garfield *grins* You should know it by now.
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- Sounds like good.
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Garfield - It is. *grins*
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- Well Garfield,now youΒ΄d like down of the three?
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Garfield- I already fell from it.
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- Well,so I presume that you wanna back to home.
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Garfield- Yes... and make a quick stop at the pizza place.
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- You love pizzas and lasagnas,right?
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Garfield *nods* Yes; and spaghetti, and pasta in general.
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- Garfield,you really love the Italian food!
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Garfield - I was born in an Italian restaurant's kitchen.
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- Do you think that your love by Italian food come from this?
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Garfield- Most possible.
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- Goodbye,dude!Have a nice day!
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Garfield- Thanks. I'm gonna take a nap before dinner.
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- CΒ΄mom dude,letΒ΄s see if the Nurse need help to put suntan oil on her back...
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Hello Nurse is the Animaniacs line!
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Seems to be a matter of motivating him
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