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Jose-Ramiro In reply to ??? [2013-02-07 05:14:08 +0000 UTC]

Condorito - Oh, I'm motivated.

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Firebrand222 In reply to ??? [2013-02-05 20:26:37 +0000 UTC]

lol, great work and humor

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to Firebrand222 [2013-02-06 05:38:06 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a bunch.

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MVerseDFender In reply to ??? [2013-02-04 20:46:04 +0000 UTC]

*Garfield lands in my arms.*

Me - The firefighter didn't save you did he?

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-05 02:08:29 +0000 UTC]

Garfield - No... thanks for the save.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-06 00:23:40 +0000 UTC]

Me - No prob.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-06 07:42:32 +0000 UTC]

Garfield - That condor is gonna lose his job if he continues making these mistakes.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-06 23:09:31 +0000 UTC]

Me - What happened?

Garfield - Got distracted by a woman tanning on the roof nearby.

Me - See who it was?

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-07 07:16:41 +0000 UTC]

Garfield- Not really. If she wasn't baking a cake or grilling ribs, I'm not interested.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-08 00:52:43 +0000 UTC]

Me - Okay...

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-08 06:57:36 +0000 UTC]

Garfield- I've rarely felt attracted to human females.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-09 04:52:01 +0000 UTC]

Me - No problem with that.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-09 06:52:48 +0000 UTC]

Garfield- Yeah, I usually prefer girls of my species. Or girls from any species holding a pizza, lasagna, hamburger or Chinese food.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-10 01:01:26 +0000 UTC]

Me - Of course.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-10 08:13:52 +0000 UTC]

Garfield- Yeah, those are girls worth staring at.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-11 05:23:56 +0000 UTC]

Me - I'll take your word for it.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-11 07:53:15 +0000 UTC]

Garfield - My wisdom is undeniable.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-12 01:36:20 +0000 UTC]

Me - Right.

*I put him on the ground carefully.*

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-12 07:13:18 +0000 UTC]

Garfield- Thanks. You think we should report the Bird Brain to his superiors?

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-13 00:49:08 +0000 UTC]

Me - Sure.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-13 07:25:28 +0000 UTC]

Two minutes later, Condorito's superiors are... in the tree, with him, looking at the nurse.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-14 01:19:25 +0000 UTC]

Me - Days where I hate my own gender. I understand men are attracted to hot women, but surely they shouldn't be stunned by beauty.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-14 07:16:18 +0000 UTC]

Garfield - Yeah... I mean, she's not even holding a pizza or a lasagna.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-15 04:33:59 +0000 UTC]

Me - Not...not what I meant there.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-15 07:30:09 +0000 UTC]

Gar - Then what?

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-16 00:27:55 +0000 UTC]

Me - I'll save you the trouble and not explain.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-16 07:47:21 +0000 UTC]

Gar *shrugs* If you say so.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-17 05:45:05 +0000 UTC]

Me - Yeah...so what now? She's eventually going to notice.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-18 06:12:23 +0000 UTC]

Gar- And now that you said it, she'll notice it in about... now.

HN- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING???? *pause* Oh, of course I know what you're watching. *groans*

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-19 02:01:24 +0000 UTC]

Me - Talk about timing.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-19 07:42:18 +0000 UTC]

HN *glaring at the firefighters* How many of you have wives or girlfriends?

This is enough to make the guys blush and chuckle in embarrassment.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-20 02:39:40 +0000 UTC]

HN - That's what I thought.

Me *calling up* Hey there, Hello Nurse!

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-20 06:54:30 +0000 UTC]

HN- Oh, hi. *grins* Think you can tape these guys and post the video online so the whole world can see how they waste their time?

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-21 04:22:20 +0000 UTC]

Me *pulling out a video camera* On it.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-21 07:19:23 +0000 UTC]

All the firefighters run away on their cars.

Garfield- Why the hurry, guys? *grins* Where's the fire?

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-22 02:30:51 +0000 UTC]

Me - Well they're gone. You can go back to relaxing.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-22 07:17:04 +0000 UTC]

HN - Thanks, but I'll better relax inside. Really, a girl no longer can take a sunbath in her own rooftop.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-23 04:51:05 +0000 UTC]

Me - At least you didn't do it well...I won't say for both your and my sake.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-23 07:39:42 +0000 UTC]

HN - Smart decision. *grins*

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-24 05:14:24 +0000 UTC]

Me - Thanks. *grins*

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-24 07:18:35 +0000 UTC]

HN - I'm getting back in now. May I offer you a drink or a snack?

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-25 02:29:13 +0000 UTC]

Me - If it's alright with you sure.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-25 07:36:56 +0000 UTC]

HN smiles at you and leads you in.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-26 03:00:40 +0000 UTC]

Me - Thanks.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-26 07:07:44 +0000 UTC]

HN- You're welcome. *goes to her kitchen* Juice, milk or water?

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-27 02:19:32 +0000 UTC]

Me - What kind of juices do you have?

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-27 07:35:53 +0000 UTC]

HN- Orange, apple, carrot...

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-02-28 04:29:00 +0000 UTC]

Me - Apple juice please.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-02-28 07:32:22 +0000 UTC]

Garfield *behind you* Same here; if possible, in the form of an apple pie.

HN rolls her eyes yet smiles and returns with the juice... and two slices of apple pie.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-03-01 01:57:23 +0000 UTC]

Me - Thank you kindly.

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