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Request.When Indestructible, Highly Destructive Maniacs Collide!
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max: sam we beter subdo her
sam: live it to me max you are but a c.i.t but I'AM A MAN PUNCH!
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Courtney catches the punch and replies with a kick that sends both Sam and Max away.
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but thay land and attack Courtney with guns and bazookas
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Courtney runs away.
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max: come back here princess
sam: you can't ecape the law
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Courtney - But you two aren't real cops!!!!
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sam: that's right we're freelance police
max: and i'am the president of the usa
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Courtney - Still, you have to respect my rights.
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max: you'r rights?
sam and max and total dramaters: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Courtney - Yes, I have rights!!!
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duncan: no you don't
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Courtney - Even juvenile delinquents like you have rights.
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and Courtney got knock out by max
max: she was starting to annoy me
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Sam - Well done, little buddy.
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max: thanks Sam
Duncan: i'll give you $30 if you lock her up for 29 years
max: done and done
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Courtney - WHAT????
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max: hay you're met to be knock out
max knock Courtney out again
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sonic: right you are max
sam: i'm sam
sonic: oops sorry
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sonic: right you are max
sam: i'm sam
sonic: oops sorry
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What a way to enjoy hilarity from two wisecrackers!
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It's FINALLY happened....Deadpool ha smet someone CRAZIER than him.
Just like when Joker met The Creeper.
Joker: HE'S A LUNATIC!!!
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Heh, you're right. I think Creeper and Joker are equally crazy, but Creeper is a lot harder to kill.
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Plus Creeper doesn't kill people, he's a superhero.
Though, one character I like is "The Jokester"
he's a Heroic version of Joker from a Parallel Earth (same as Owlman)
He has Purple Hair and wears a Green Suit.
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I think he appeared in the Crisis in 2 Earths movie, right? And his pet monkey is called Harley.
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That was another version based on Jokester, called THE JESTER (The Joker in a Court Jester costume)
In the Original Comic, Harley was Jokester's AGENT who Owlman killed
But, you are right about the Monkey and Crisis on Two Earths (Great Movie, by the way)
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Heh, thanks for clearing that.
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It's EASY for people to get confused.
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(Deadpool has Emma at gun point while Slade has Vanessa at gun point as well)
Deadpool: Looks like we have a Mexican Standoff!
Slade: How is this a Mexican standoff?
Emma: (held by DP) Idiot.
Slade: I don't care if you shoot her!
Scott: (meekly) I do...
Slade: But what if I shoot her(pushes gun against Vanessa's face) Huh Deadpool old boy?
(Deadpool looks like he's considering it.)
Vanessa: (worried) Wade?
Slade: Yesss, picture her dead in the gutter (Vanessa struggles with a desperate call to Deadpool) and how much better your life will be like without her!
Emma: (shocked) Jesus Christ!!
Scott: What?
Emma: (appalled) He's got an erection!
Vanessa: What!?
(V, is pushed aside by a disgusted Slade.)
Slade: What is wrong with you!?
(Is shot to death by Wade.)
Deadpool: Nothing. You on the other hand have a bull....(Is smacked over and over on the head by V's purse.) OWW Stop! What do you have in there bricks!!?
Vanessa: (outraged) AN ERECTION!!!!? The THOUGT OF ME DEAD GIVES YOU AN ERECTION!!?
Deadpool: Only half of one. (Pathetically) The other half would've really missed you.
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(Discussing where to hide from Lurch)
Fester: Hey! We could always hide in my trench coat.
Gomez: And suffer the same fate as Aunt Sticky when she climbed in?
Fester: Oh, yeah. I'm still having her electronically removed.
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Hahaha... I remember that one.
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Wednesday: We only wanted to keep Uncle Vlad and Aunt Vanessa together. So when we thought they were gonna break up, we used a shot of Love Potion No. 13 on them.
Morticia: A shot! (shakes head rueful) Dear's, one drop is enough to last an eternity.
Gomez: Why do you think Uncle Ajax keeps digging up Aunt Cassandra? It's not just becuase she's a pretty face.
Fester: (looks out window) Well we'd better clear things up. I just saw Vlad Ecto-Shock the mail man for handing V, the mail.
(Eyes open wide) Hey, there's an idea!
(Heads outside and we can hear his voice.)
Fester: Hey V, mind if I smooch you? (There's bright flashing green lights and eletric sounds) WHOOOOAAAA!!!!
(Comes back into the house scorched and sizzling.)
Fester: (grinning) Boy that potion really worked a number on, Vladdie!
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Vanessa: Darling, I'm a little worried about Wednesday and Pugsley.
Vlad: Why? (Looks serious) Wait a minute! They didn't paint Mr. Morton's pet goat again did they?
Vanessa: No.
Vlad: Too bad. He looked good in green.
Vanessa: (leans against him) So do you Darling, especially in your green birthday suit.
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I like Deadpool but this is just too funny!
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Yikes! This one could go either way, but this is an awesome pic. :-D
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Now, THAT'S what you call a "big gun"!
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And THAT is why you call the army for help.
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Something is lost in translation ^^
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I read on Wikipedia that there was a time when the Joker got a hold of the Mask. I would hate to see Deadpool with it, mostly since it would mean having to remove his regular mask and seeing his face.
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Heh, yeah, I remember that story.
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Looks like Dead pool found someone he fears!
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Deadpool- I fear nothing... except the fact I'll have to wash my underwear.
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More Fourth wall breaking.
you should watch im a marvel and im a dc on youtube it funny as hell.
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