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Published: 2015-03-09 05:51:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 3586; Favourites: 66; Downloads: 9
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Request.Chaos, from Disney's Aladdin series, visits everyone's favorite Draconeqqus... or whatever Discord's species' name is.
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You know, I was actually wondering when you'd do this. Great work--I wonder which one will out-insane the other? My money's on Chaos.
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Discord *covering Chaos with pennies* Yes, my money's on him too.
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Chaos: You're making me a mint. Let's return the favor! *Discord's body transforms into peppermint candy*
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Discord- Heh, how sweet. *changes the place into a royal suite* You want room service? *appears a tennis racquet and hits a ball away*
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Hey, watch it, Jack! *turns Discord into a Jack of Spades* Oh, you're WILD! But so am I! *transforms into Tarzan* Ahhhh-ah-ahhh!
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Discord- Watch out for that... *snaps fingers*
A tree falls on top of Chaos.
Discord -.. tree. *grin*
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Chaos: Tree's a crowd! *clones of Chaos spring up around Discord*
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Discord- And this is a scare-crowd. *turns into a scarecrow, scares the clones away*
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Chaos: Oh, if you only had a brain...*conjures a brain in midair* Oh, Discord, are you losing your mind?
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Discord- Nope, I have a Mega one. *transforms into Megamind*
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Chaos: Code 'You Don't Know Who You're Messing With'! Taste Spee-yai-der! *Turns into a giant spider*
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Discord *chuckles* I'll need a big boot to squish this spider. *appears a gigantic one*
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Chaos: There's only one way to describe a boot like that! 'UGH'! Here, have some fashion sense! *Discord is covered in a high-fashion ballgown*
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Discord- Oh, perfect for a dance. *dresses Chaos in a fancy dress* Need a escort?
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Chaos: You're a real charmer! *puts Discord in a snake charmer costume, conjuring up a cobra as well*
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Discord- Nice; you have a co-bra too. *snaps fingers, and now Chaos has a bra made of live snakes*
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Chaos: Oh, throwing a hissy-fit are we? Very mature! *the snakes disappear, and Discord is transformed into a baby draconequus*
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Discord- Aw, now you're the old guy? *snaps his fingers and Chaos turns into an elder*
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Chaos: You whippersnapper! When I was your age, we had REAL discipline! Like this! *conjures a paddle primed to spank Discord*
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Discord- Heh, are we playing now? *changes the paddle into a paddleball, and the ball bounces back at Chaos' nose*
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Chaos: You need a time-out! *paddle turns into a shackle on Discord's leg, the string into a chain, and the rubber ball into a big iron one*
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Discord- Objection!!! *points at Chaos with such force that he falls down*
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Chaos: *changes into a judge's robes and bangs a gavel* Overruled! *drops a giant rule book on Discord*
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Discord *opens the book, appears in the middle of a page* I prefer LIGHT reading. *appears several lights around Chaos*
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Chaos: I find that reading is a great way to REFLECT! *a mirror appears, redirecting the light back at Discord*
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Discord- Heh... I'm brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!!! *dressed as a scientist*
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Chaos: Your discoveries will be footnotes at best! *conjures a giant Monty Python foot to smash Discord*
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Discord- Nope; this is Monty Python. *conjures a giant python* Monty, eat it.
The giant snake eats the foot.
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Chaos: Careful. He has athlete's foot! *as the snake eats the foot, it becomes surrounded by a spiky cleat*
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Discord- Nope, that's the athlete's foot. *points at the distance*
Several marathon runners run over Chaos.
Discord - ... or feet.
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Chaos: *pops back up* Here's a feat! *conjures a motorcycle and rides it over a ramp, jumping a shark tank to crash into Discord*
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Discord- Heh, you're jumping the shark now? *catches the motorcycle* Yep, catch-as-cats-can.
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Chaos: Who doesn't love a game of catch? *conjures a huge baseball that slams down on Discord's head*
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Discord- Oh, look at the pretty stars... *some stars circle around him, and then they fly towards Chaos, hitting him several times* Heh. Shooting Stars.
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Chaos: Good idea! *dons a cowboy costume and points twin revolvers at the incoming projectiles, firing at them and destroying them before they hit*
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Discord- Yes!! Bullseye. *snaps fingers* Here come the bulls.
A bulls stampede over Chaos.
Discord- And here comes the 'aye'
Chaos *in pain* ... aye..
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Chaos: Well, they charged me, so I'll return the favor! *Discord is hit by lightning*
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Discord *as Frankenstein* I'm alive... I'M ALIVE...
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Chaos: Not for long! *drops an anvil on him*
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Discord *grin* Anvils? Oh, I've wanted to do this for years.
Discord changes into an orchestra director, and plays the 'Anvil Chorus' on Chaos.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7hNr8…
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Chaos: Nice try! *conjures a trampoline over himself and bounces every anvil back at Discord*
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Discord- Heh, you forget I conduct this concert? *the anvils fly back at Chaos, hitting him*
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