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Published: 2012-11-04 07:08:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 3022; Favourites: 62; Downloads: 109
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Request.Human version of Derpy/Ditzy, from MLP FIM.
"Here's the mail... oh, muffins!"
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so how long have you've been working in the delivery service Β derpyΒ
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Derpy- I've had many jobs over the years, but the delivery and messengering jobs are the ones I do the best. *smiling* I've been Ponyville's main mail-girl for the last 3 years.
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so Derpy what other jobs have you had other than mail mare and boxing
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Derpy- I used to work with a moving company.Β
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so Derpy how did you get your job at mail office
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Derpy- The usual way; looking for a job in the newspaper's ads.
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How dare you,you open my box with muffins,why did you do that,should i punch you now for that??
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Derpy- Oh, I didn't open the box with muffins. The muffin is my lunch.
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Its a Lie,look look thats my box and there was 10 and now are only 9 and you eat now that what missing.
Me:Rage trying hit derpy with fist but i miss nad hit tree.Ach shit shit i think i have broken arm,dammit help me somebody i see my bone,noo why shit its terible pain,ach.
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Derpy takes you to the hospital.Β
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Och thank you girl and for your help i give you that box with muffins, and sorry for that
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Derpy *smiling* You're welcome.
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Come to visit me,when i be back in home
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Derpy *nodding* Got it.
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Twi - Hey, thanks, Derpy. *smiling*
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Derpy-next up i have to go talk to lindsay from total drama
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Lindsay receives Derpy.
Lindsay - Hi, Derby. Come in.
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Dinky's her daughter in fandom, right?
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I'd like to see it in canon.
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Derpy-after this i got to pick dinky from school and go on a date with the doctor
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Aw, Derpy is just too adorable.
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i would like to see her in a boxing match with rhomboid vreedle, also thank you.
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I'll try to do it but can't promise.
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I had to do a double take 'cuz her eyes are only slightly derp'd.
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As a human, it's less noticeable.
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Unfortunate. Her most beloved and dare I say, eye-catching, trait.
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It's her 'signature' favorite food.
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Hope it's not one of 'tired Applejack' muffins.
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She needs a quick bite on the move and dropping heavy objects!
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