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Published: 2010-05-31 01:51:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 8349; Favourites: 73; Downloads: 135
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Request.Kaa tried to hypnotize the wrong girl; Eva, from the Total Drama series.
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Eva throws him away and kaa runs scared and then decides to become a vegigtrainΒ
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Kaa- Why my prey always fight back? *groan*
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Remember B.C.: The Broad and the Snake; For Kaa this is worse!
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Wrong first woman. I think you were going for Eva NINE,Kaa.
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Yep. Wrong Eva. Thought you wouldn't get that.
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I'm Catholic, so yeah, I know about the original Eva.
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I think she's gonna turn him into a pair of new shoes or a handbag...
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Considering Kaa's size, he'd be a lot of shoes and several suitcases.
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GOOOOO EVA SHOW IM WHO THE BEST
FILL THE POWER OFF GIRLS
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lol false spell me lol
anyway nice i like to see kaa being owned
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Kaa,Eva is worse that Shere Khan!Got her angry was a critical mistake!You never should had made this. 
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Kaa- NO, PLEASE, SAVE ME! I'M AN ENDANGERED SPECIES!
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- Hey Eva,do you really wanna kill this stupid snake?
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Eva- I want to turn him into luggage, and since it will be too painful if he's still alive when I skin him...
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- Can I suggest a alternative punishment to him?
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Eva- Throwing him to the sharks?
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- IsnΒ΄t a bad idea,but I have other thing in mind:use Kaa to a "jump rope"exercise!Knowing your stamina,when youΒ΄re tired,Kaa will be so wounded that no will can do any foolish!
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Kaa *gulps* This will hurt.
Eva- Heh, good idea. *starts using Kaa as a jumping rope*
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When Eva stop,several hours later,Kaa are with bruises by all his body.I say to him:
- I know that this was very bad.But keep in mind that the others choices to you were became belt and shoes to Eva,or finish as sharkΒ΄s food!
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Kaa- Ungh... somehow, those options doesn't show that bad right now.
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- Look the good side Kaa:youΒ΄re still alive,and are almost in one piece!
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Kaa- Emphasis on 'almost'.
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The KaaΒ΄s body are very wounded,with many bruises.I say:
- Well,I agree youΒ΄re bad.But be turned in shoes and belt,or finish as sharkΒ΄s food,would had been worse!
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Kaa- Now, let's see if I not starve to death because, in these conditions, I can't hunt for food.
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- I guess that we can solve this problem... And so,I say to Eva:
- What do you think in take Kaa to the Chris trailer?He always have lots of tasty food there!
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Eva *grins+ Great idea.
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Eva and me carry Kaa until the Chris trailer.The door is locked,but I open it easy with a spell.Inside,me and Eva give a help to Kaa,opening all plastic packs and canned foods.Next,I say:
- Enjoy,dude!But when you finish the meal,get out of here,because I donΒ΄t know when Chris,the owner,will back!
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Kaa nods and eats lots of food.
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Looking to Eva,I comment:
- Kaa are eating a lot! 
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Eva- Better not finding the food, than finding a hungry phyton.
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- Find Chris would be very bad to Kaa! 
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Eva- I barely classify him as Human.
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- I agree with you,Eva!He should be some no-classify mutation!
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Eva- Yeah, a Hostius Sadisticus.
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-Yeah!I agree with you!Chris is a so bad stuff that,if Kaa would eat him,will drop dead!
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Eva- And we would go jail for poisoning animals.
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- Yeah!I didnΒ΄t like this!
Kaa finish his meal.Looking around us,I understand that all Chris food is over. 
- Well dude,look like that youΒ΄re full filled!
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Kaa- Heh, yeah, I did. *burps* Oops. Sorry.
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Gigging,I answer:
- No problem,dude! - Next,I say to Eva:
- Now,I think that the best think to do is a cleanness,to erase any clue we were here!
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Eva- I suppose, even if I don't like the idea of cleaning up Chris' room.
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- Me no either!However,is better erase any clue about our presence here,just by caution!Chis is vindictive,and when discover about this little disaster,he can wanna revenge,or something this kind. 
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(IΒ΄d like tell to you that my PC was with some critical problem,that make my connections almost impossible!In fact,I donΒ΄t know how I did this time to be here today!I donΒ΄t know how long time I will need to back.So,if my answer to you reply late,you already know the cause.Thanks by your attention. 
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