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Published: 2010-05-31 01:51:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 8357; Favourites: 73; Downloads: 135
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Request.Kaa tried to hypnotize the wrong girl; Eva, from the Total Drama series.
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Eva- Good idea. *starts cleaning up*
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/Thanks for telling)
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While Eva and me do the cleaner,Kaa get out of the trailer and wait for us.Next,we follow Kaa until the woods and I wave to him,saying:
- Have a nice rest and a good digestion,Kaa!
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(YouΒ΄re welcome. 
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Kaa- Thanks again. After this meal, I guess I'll not be hungry for a month or so.
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I answer:
- YouΒ΄re welcome,Kaa!One more time,have a good digestion!
Me and Eva just look,while the large piton back to the jungle,vanishing among the threes.Few moments later,a noise call the attention of Eva and me.We look to back,to see Chris arrive on his silver sport car,and enter on the trailer.The distance from I and Eva are and the trailer is two furlongs.Sprite this,we can listen Chris screaming:
- MY FOOOOOOOOOD!ALL MY TASTY FOOD IS GOOOOOOONE!
With a sly smile,I look to Eva to say:
- I guess that Chris will need call the pizzaΒ΄s delivery,if he would want eat something today!
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Eva- Heh, or eat Chef's meals. *evil grin+
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- This would be a better punishment to him!
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Chris- Now I have to order food! And it takes a lot of time to arrive to the island!
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far from the trailer,I say to Eva:
- Hey,letΒ΄s go to a restaurant?After had saw Kaa eating that way,IΒ΄m hungry!
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Eva- Good idea; or we can see if DJ is cooking today. He is quite good.
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- DJ is a superb cook,and also a very cool guy.IΒ΄d like a lot taste his food.LetΒ΄s go,Eva!
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Eva *shrugs* He's not exactly cool... but he's a good guy, I guess.
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- Beside this,we arenΒ΄t going to a date with him. 
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Eva *blushes* Heh, yeah... no dating.
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- Just food!Now,letΒ΄s go!
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(Well,I guess that this chat is over.)
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Was a funny and nice chat.
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Me: Woo! Yeah teach that snake who's boss Eva!
Kaa: Don't encourage her!
Me: I can encourage who I want mother fucking kid eating peice of shit. Why don't you suck on Cartman's balls asshole!
(Everybody gasps shocked. )
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Eva- You kiss your mom with that mouth?
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Me: What's wrong with smoking crack and kissing my ma with my mouth? I did it since thrid grade and look I'm okay. Disney now that's a guy who no one wants to be with. You want some nazi who's a 33rd degree person kissing you.
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(The last line I didn't mean to say it. I think Walt's not a bad person. )
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Eva- Hey, those nazi comments were just rumors!
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Me: Then what the fuck is the priest having an erection in Meraid movie, or those words that spell sex in the lion king, and the topless woman in another movie? Disney is a rapist! A mother fucking rapist!
DJ: This girl's creepy.
Eva: You're not alone.
Izzy: Cool!
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Eva- Even if that's truth, almost all those details were added by animators, not Disney himself... my, he was already dead a long time before all those movies were done!
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Me: Okay. Maybe that's true! But I bet Goerge Bush is worse! Guy's the reason the econamy is crumbling. Obama is doing nothing! And I am not racist but it's true!
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Eva- Nobody will argue you those points.
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Things are going to turn out like the Gorlla she had to fight.
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It was a Big Foot... and yeah, Eva is that dangerous.
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Uh... Poor Kaa, feel bad for that little guy
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Heh, who doesn't?
Thanks for the faves.
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Uh... Poor Kaa, feel bad for that little guy
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Well that should put an end to Kaa's hypnotic antics.
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It should, but I got asked for another one.
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Poor Kaa... he should really try hunting pigs and chickens; they would be so much easier.
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Heh, with his luck, they're guarded by a farmer with a shotgun.
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Perhaps with the help of Foxy Loxy's psychology methods, maybe he can get some food.
BTW, I am referring to the Foxy Loxy from the 1943 Chicken Little cartoon.
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I saw that cartoon once; yeah, very cool one.
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"Don't believe everything ya' read brother!", I love it when he says that!
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Whoa, I wonder what Eva's going to do to him next?
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Eva- First, shoes and a belt; second... I heard snake tastes like chicken.
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It's time Kaa got made an example of.
Eva is a woman whom I'd be afraid of, just to look at her. She looks a no-nonsense person.
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Also, in the Total Drama Wikia, it's said she has been working out since age 3, and she is a Kickboxing champ, with the record of highest roundhouse kick in the 5 years-old class.
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And that's why you never try to swallow a muscle girl...their too hard to digest and they can probably snap your jaw in half if you try to eat them.
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Eva- And now, I'm the hungry one. I've heard snake tastes like chicken.
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-gets a meat grinder- Anyone up for Snake Noodles?
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Eva- I can use my teeth.
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Nice one, Can't think of a better ending for poor old Kaa.
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Heh, as Eva's clothing.
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