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Jose-Ramiro — Roller Derpy by-nc-nd

Published: 2013-06-02 03:16:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 1685; Favourites: 64; Downloads: 12
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Description Derpy found the perfect sport for her. Let's just hope she doesn't collide with her own teammates too.
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Comments: 136

Jose-Ramiro In reply to ??? [2014-01-20 04:37:35 +0000 UTC]

… the walls suffer.

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sevenofeleven [2013-06-07 01:01:43 +0000 UTC]

Roller Derpy.

Two hooves up for this!

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to sevenofeleven [2013-06-07 04:39:49 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!!!

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MVerseDFender [2013-06-06 03:45:38 +0000 UTC]

Equestria Roller Derby League?

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-06-06 05:06:03 +0000 UTC]

Rainbow - Yes, we wanted to create a sport where Derpy could compete and colliding with others was legal.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-06-06 23:09:33 +0000 UTC]

Me - Huh...any other ponies in on it?

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-06-07 17:23:42 +0000 UTC]

RD - Heh, some guys from Cloudsdale.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-06-07 21:06:43 +0000 UTC]

Me - Let me guess...old "friends" of yours?

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-06-09 03:52:06 +0000 UTC]

RD *grins* Yep. And hope Derpy can 'play' with them.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-06-10 23:50:15 +0000 UTC]

Me - Oh...this should be fun to watch. She have teammates?

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-06-11 07:22:01 +0000 UTC]

RD - Nope. Just her. *grins* To make things fair and even for the other team.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-06-13 04:20:32 +0000 UTC]

Me - Ah...*grins* I get ya.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-06-14 04:40:05 +0000 UTC]

The other team is composed by RD and FS's old bullies, Dumbbell, Score and Hoops.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-06-14 18:43:55 +0000 UTC]

Me *to myself* I'm going to enjoy watching this too much.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-06-15 06:32:32 +0000 UTC]

Dumbbell- Heh, we're competing against a female... that's already a good advantage. *grins* But against someone as defective as her, it's just too easy.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-06-16 01:30:15 +0000 UTC]

*My mouth twitches as my arm moves with a pistol holding it.*

Dash - Uh...what are you doing?

Me - Urge...to kill...rising.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-06-16 04:02:37 +0000 UTC]

RD - Nah, they're gonna enter the rink with Derpy. *grins* They don't deserve your merciful kill.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-06-16 22:23:01 +0000 UTC]

Me - Hmm...*grins* You're right.

*I twirl the pistol before putting it up.*

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-06-17 06:46:17 +0000 UTC]

The 'game' begins... and Derpy wins in less than 2 minutes, destroying most of the rink and sending the other team to intensive care.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-06-19 03:09:18 +0000 UTC]

Me - Whoa... while admittingly the last Roller Derby I really watched was an old show called "Rollerjam", that...that was insane!

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-06-19 06:27:44 +0000 UTC]

The crowd cheers at Derpy while she smiles at them.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-06-20 01:42:14 +0000 UTC]

*Rainbow and I start a 'Derpy' chant.*

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-06-20 05:14:26 +0000 UTC]

Derpy smiles and poses for the crowd... breaking a bit of the floor in the process.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-06-21 05:10:07 +0000 UTC]

Me - She have any future opponents?

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-06-21 07:15:45 +0000 UTC]

RD - We're looking for somepony suicide enough.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-06-22 00:28:53 +0000 UTC]

Me - Hmm...you got anypony?

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-06-22 06:33:40 +0000 UTC]

RD - I doubt many would want to face Derpy after today.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-06-22 21:09:24 +0000 UTC]

Me - I wouldn't.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-06-23 06:07:04 +0000 UTC]

RD - Neither do I, and I've fought a manticore.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-06-23 22:49:28 +0000 UTC]

Me - Derpy tougher than a manticore huh?

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-06-24 06:26:35 +0000 UTC]

RD - More unpredictable.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-06-25 03:36:00 +0000 UTC]

Me - Right.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-06-25 07:12:10 +0000 UTC]

RD - Heh, you can ask those 3 that Derpy sent to the hospital.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-06-26 04:49:02 +0000 UTC]

Me - If they can speak coherent sentences.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-06-27 06:03:49 +0000 UTC]

RD *rolling eyes* They barely could before this.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-06-28 03:53:43 +0000 UTC]

Me - Hmm...true, but they worked really hard when they tried to bully you.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-06-28 06:20:52 +0000 UTC]

RD *chuckles* Another big mistake of them.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-06-29 01:54:51 +0000 UTC]

Me - Heh, yeah. A very big mistake.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-06-29 06:23:17 +0000 UTC]

RD - And my mistake was miscalculating the damage Derpy can make. We need to make stronger skate rinks.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-07-07 03:53:50 +0000 UTC]

Me - What was this one made of?

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-07-07 06:09:27 +0000 UTC]

RD - The usual concrete.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-07-08 02:08:19 +0000 UTC]

Me - Uh...huh...

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-07-08 06:43:23 +0000 UTC]

RD- And she still broke it.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-07-09 05:08:16 +0000 UTC]

Me - Yeah...I'd suggest metal, but I'd worried it would hurt anypony severely.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-07-09 08:33:34 +0000 UTC]

RD - Including the other competitors.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-07-10 04:49:01 +0000 UTC]

Me - At least the ones who don't 'deserve' it.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-07-11 04:57:52 +0000 UTC]

RD - And those would be... the most. *shrugs* Luckily, we don't have that many bullies here in Equestria.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-07-12 04:02:19 +0000 UTC]

Me - That's a pretty good thing.

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to MVerseDFender [2013-07-12 06:37:34 +0000 UTC]

RD *nods* Yeah, school teachers try to educate the kids from an early age to correct any bullying tendency.

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MVerseDFender In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2013-07-12 23:53:49 +0000 UTC]

Me - That's good. We're doing something similar where I come from.

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