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CometluvsRouge In reply to ??? [2012-07-29 23:15:07 +0000 UTC]

(throws water balloon at xbox)

Lara: Damn it man...

at least it wasn't

Lara: One of your used condoms, I remember the LAST xbox...

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-07-30 04:06:10 +0000 UTC]

Lara grins at this.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-07-30 05:04:55 +0000 UTC]

yeah...

Amber: um?

(Creepy Nepeta is stalking)

Lara: I saw the neko girl troll again

Ignore her...

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-07-30 05:40:47 +0000 UTC]

Lara- Not easy. She's creepy.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-07-30 15:32:40 +0000 UTC]

(Pulls down a wall scroll to cover the window)

Lara: I can see her eyes

Button pressed: BLINDING SAWDUST

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-07-31 04:23:18 +0000 UTC]

Amber covers herself.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-01 01:14:34 +0000 UTC]

Nepeta: NO WANT

(loud cat noises)

win...

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-01 04:19:23 +0000 UTC]

Nepeta - Rats.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-02 01:56:41 +0000 UTC]

(eating sopor slime)

Sullox: hey you guy2 2ee the 2liime gz is supposed to...

this... Jello is... making my head feel... funny

Sullox: oh 2hiit...

(grabs sword)

Kill. All. Lowbloods...

Sullox: BEAT HIIM DOWN!

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-02 04:22:14 +0000 UTC]

Sullox - AND DO IT NOW!!!

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-02 04:35:38 +0000 UTC]

(crushes Sullox's skull in)

Neeeeeeext...

Amber: FUCKING RUN

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-02 05:17:58 +0000 UTC]

They all run away.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-02 05:35:42 +0000 UTC]

(sealed in room)

Karkat: AND THIS IS WHY WE DO NOT EAT SOPOR SLIME

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-03 05:23:38 +0000 UTC]

Karkat- And knowing is half the battle!!

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-03 05:37:56 +0000 UTC]

(hand pierces through Hylian shield used in seal)

Amber: THAT SHOULDN'T HAPPEN... FUCKING RUN!

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-04 04:58:55 +0000 UTC]

Amber runs away.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-04 05:24:22 +0000 UTC]

(makes way through hole)

Karkat: GAMZEE HELP ME OUT YOU FUCKASS

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-05 03:03:06 +0000 UTC]

Karkat tries to escape by his own.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-05 03:42:01 +0000 UTC]

(3 hours later)

Dave: I feel uncomfortable leaving the trolls with your friends

Rouge: Put your fucking money where your mouth is or fold bitch! I came to play cards not fuckin talk all night

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-06 04:56:53 +0000 UTC]

Dave- Gee, temper.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-06 05:23:56 +0000 UTC]

Amber: Mage... Sopor... Run

Dave: the weird one that's pretty much stockpiling useless legend of Zelda items?

Rouge: CALL RAISE OR FOLD

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-06 06:29:24 +0000 UTC]

Rouge- Just do it!

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-06 16:54:57 +0000 UTC]

Dave: fine call

(a spear goes through Dave's neck)

Rouge: I WIN!

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-07 06:08:31 +0000 UTC]

Rouge grins.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-07 17:29:36 +0000 UTC]

(Inebriated killer nearby)

Rouge: damn

Amber: told you

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-08 04:41:02 +0000 UTC]

Rouge defeats the killer in a split second

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-08 04:53:26 +0000 UTC]

Amber: And look who it is...

Kill all the motherfuckers

Amber: This is why mages shouldn't have Sopor slime...

Rouge: Huh?

Amber: Troll drug used for sleeping peacefully

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-09 05:37:45 +0000 UTC]

Rouge- Say no to drugs.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-09 21:45:17 +0000 UTC]

Amber: they would do what he does without it, it's like sleeping pills

Rouge: oh

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-10 05:50:08 +0000 UTC]

Rouge- Too bad.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-10 06:37:48 +0000 UTC]

Amber: the "voices" make them murderous

Rouge: shit...

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-11 05:31:04 +0000 UTC]

Rouge- Now I am worried.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-11 18:02:11 +0000 UTC]

Amber: you should be

(grabs rifle)

Amber: (uses double kick)

Rouge: why?

Amber: fucking voices

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-12 04:54:07 +0000 UTC]

Rouge- You have many issues.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-12 05:30:20 +0000 UTC]

Amber: STAY DOWN

(gets up)

the voices... they keep screaming

Amber: FUCKING RUN

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-13 04:52:47 +0000 UTC]

Rouge - No... I'll stay here and support my lover.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-13 15:02:52 +0000 UTC]

(Barrett and and Cid break in)

Cid: Fuck he's down...

Barrett: Ok time for quarantine and Detoxication...

Rouge: That's a bit extreme

Amber: His hand broke through the indestructible Hylian Shield

Rouge: And?

Amber: Ok you stupid cunt... let me try this again... HE had his HAND break through an INDESTRUCTIBLE SHIELD

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-14 05:30:28 +0000 UTC]

Rouge- One... ouch. Two... not that indestructible if he did that.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-14 18:09:49 +0000 UTC]

(A Machamp and a Lopunny walk away with a stroller)



(wakes up)



like hell... (shoots the Machamp first then the Lopunny)

Rouge: FUCK HE WASN'T RESTRAINED

Amber: RUN!

(everyone runs)

Cid: HOW LONG WILL THAT SHIT GUNNA KEEP HIM LIKE THAT?

Amber: 48 HOURS

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-15 05:00:01 +0000 UTC]

Rouge- It will be two very long days.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-15 05:46:25 +0000 UTC]

Cid: (holds up a Jakobs revolver)

Amber: you really stole that

Cid: Duh it's a beautiful gun

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-16 05:16:26 +0000 UTC]

Amber - You're hopeless.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-16 05:35:38 +0000 UTC]

Cid: AND YOU AIN'T A SOUTHERN BELL EITHER!

Rouge: STOP YELLING AND FIND A SAFEHOUSE

Barrett: YES MA'AM

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-17 06:00:27 +0000 UTC]

They start searching.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-17 06:09:38 +0000 UTC]

Rouge: Found it

(Foreclosed condo building)

Cid: Close enough...

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-18 05:31:20 +0000 UTC]

Rouge uses her radar to find another way.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-18 06:11:19 +0000 UTC]

Cid: Ok, let's talk scavenging...

Rouge: Well I'll be caught faster than a Japanese schoolgirl standing near a squid tank

Amber: (sighs) fine I'll go

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-19 05:24:37 +0000 UTC]

Rouge grins at this.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-19 05:38:45 +0000 UTC]

(Amber slips out the window)

Rouge: Good...

Cid: I'm not killin her

Rouge: I don't need you to

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-20 06:17:27 +0000 UTC]

Rouge- I don't support killing in a regular basis.

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