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CometluvsRouge In reply to ??? [2012-08-20 06:41:03 +0000 UTC]

(screams)

Rouge: heh heh

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-21 05:38:41 +0000 UTC]

Rouge- Most of the time.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-22 00:57:28 +0000 UTC]

(Amber crawls back in with supplies)

Amber: I have no problem taking supplies from a woman that's gunna die

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-22 04:35:26 +0000 UTC]

Amber- Heh, I'm a pragmatist.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-22 14:36:15 +0000 UTC]

Cid: that is

fucked up

Amber: RUN

(everyone runs)

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-23 05:07:13 +0000 UTC]

Cid- Let's hurry up

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-23 05:31:05 +0000 UTC]

Rouge: what's the fastest way to Japan... that'll kill like 20 hours

Cid: I DON'T FUCKIN KNOW

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-24 05:20:58 +0000 UTC]

Rouge - Inner voice, please.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-24 06:10:08 +0000 UTC]

(plane)

Amber: we cut things too close

Rouge: amen

Cid: where's the moogle doll I got for Vanilla's kid?

(Amber shrugs)

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-25 05:22:01 +0000 UTC]

Rouge- Maybe in your baggage.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-25 05:39:14 +0000 UTC]

(a bloody hand holds out the doll)

my fuckin head...

Rouge: whu?

Amber: he musta flushed the murder jello out

It's called Sopor slime and will cause violence in withdrawl but it must work in reverse for non trolls

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-25 22:38:16 +0000 UTC]

Rouge- Ouch.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-26 01:36:05 +0000 UTC]

(sits down) who did I kill

Cid: No one important...

ok then

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-27 05:16:10 +0000 UTC]

Rouge shrugs a bit too.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-27 05:22:42 +0000 UTC]

(trying to light a cigar)

Rouge: The attendant is coming

(puffs smoke into the attendant's face)

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-28 05:45:30 +0000 UTC]

The attendant coughs violently.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-28 06:24:11 +0000 UTC]

(snickers) a 50 dollar cigar she coughs like she is breathing in dust

Cid: seaweed and fish eggs make a good cigar

fun fact...

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-29 04:53:29 +0000 UTC]

Cid - The most you know.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-29 05:12:55 +0000 UTC]

(checks watch) 5 hours

Cid: still better than playing mass effect 3

Amber: it could've been a porno...

(finishing the joke) called "ass effect"?

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-30 05:12:43 +0000 UTC]

Amber face palms.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-30 18:00:21 +0000 UTC]

Amber: Ok that wasn't funny and completely forgettable

IT SHOULDN'T BE! IT'S YOUR JOKE!

Cid: HA!

Rouge: I should've went to Germany...

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-31 05:03:59 +0000 UTC]

Rouge *looking at her lover* With you, of course.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-31 05:12:53 +0000 UTC]

Cid: Now who's on team fortress... I wanna play the engineer...

Not that much different than right now...

Cid: Shut it Magic Fag

I will take this entire plane down and kill everyone on it again if you insult my life choices when you're some 15 year old's Gummi Ship slave

Amber: God damn that's almost completely accurate

Cid: Did you look in a crystal ball for that?

That's it, Thunder

(one of the plane's wings is hit with lightning)

Pilot: This is the pilot, we're all going to die, have a nice afterlife

Lucky me I'm immortal

Cid: God damn it

Amber: I will watch you fall into hell Cid

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-08-31 05:46:27 +0000 UTC]

Rouge- I can fly out of here, but I can't carry you all.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-08-31 05:48:37 +0000 UTC]

leave Cid

Cid: HEY

We have Tails who makes you look like an old man who's lost half of his life to drugs

Amber: Let's go!

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-09-01 06:02:09 +0000 UTC]

Rouge saves everyone but Cid.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-09-01 21:44:45 +0000 UTC]

finally... some quiet...

Amber: We destroyed thousands of lives

collateral

Amber: What the fuck do you see Rouge?

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-09-02 02:06:14 +0000 UTC]

Rouge- I'm sexy.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-09-02 05:49:22 +0000 UTC]

Amber: him moron

Rouge: a lot

flattery means nothing

Rouge: Shouldn't have said that on the first date... now it comes back to haunt me

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-09-03 07:10:35 +0000 UTC]

Rouge- Again, I couldn't help but falling for him.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-09-03 22:22:58 +0000 UTC]

Ironic since your wings were shot by me during that fight and you fell pretty fuckin fast

Rouge: I remember...

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-09-04 06:40:03 +0000 UTC]

Rouge- And later, we had wonderful mating.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-09-04 21:33:14 +0000 UTC]

followed by three calls from your mom...

Rouge; 4

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-09-05 04:38:18 +0000 UTC]

Rouge - She was curious.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-09-05 06:04:54 +0000 UTC]

I bet she was

Rouge: what does that mean...

you know what it means...

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-09-06 05:38:06 +0000 UTC]

Rouge sighs and nods.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-09-06 05:55:50 +0000 UTC]

fuck your mother

Rouge: she will for a price

thats funny...

Rouge: I know

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-09-07 05:05:39 +0000 UTC]

Rouge - I remember all the 'uncles' I had as a kid.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-09-07 05:49:52 +0000 UTC]

those were actual relatives (pulls out chart) Dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead zombie dead dead and the last one is a flamboyant homosexual although he prefers to call himself a fag... I call him a NORD

Rouge: you were raised by Dunmers weren't you

yes I was... we fished and threw fireballs at Nords and Orcs back then (chugs down spiced wine) AND WE WOULD FUCKING CHEER WHEN LITTLE TIMMY IN HIS FUCKIN WHEELCHAIR GOT ONE OF THOSE FUCKERS

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-09-08 05:45:09 +0000 UTC]

Rouge- Ouchie.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-09-08 06:10:14 +0000 UTC]

(asleep)

Rouge: of course

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-09-08 06:37:49 +0000 UTC]

Rouge shrugs and lies down next to him, embracing her lover.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-09-08 23:22:39 +0000 UTC]

(slips out)

ok... now time to go kill necromancers

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-09-09 04:05:06 +0000 UTC]

Rouge- It'a a local sport.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-09-09 05:49:42 +0000 UTC]

and an ancient past time...

Rouge: I'll get my bow

(silent sigh)

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-09-10 05:03:12 +0000 UTC]

Rouge returns with her quiver and bow.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-09-11 02:17:37 +0000 UTC]

your bow has a broken string...

Rouge: (looks down) FUCK

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-09-11 04:30:35 +0000 UTC]

Rouge- Better repair it.

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CometluvsRouge In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2012-09-11 04:34:38 +0000 UTC]

(kills a necromancer)

Rouge: I need an hour

(sighs)

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to CometluvsRouge [2012-09-11 06:54:45 +0000 UTC]

Rouge- I'll hurry up.

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