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JoseCAlfaro — ...inquisitor...we have a problem...
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Published: 2018-11-15 17:46:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 2157; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 2
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i'm can't understand you
...you can found her or you fail to catch her?
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Got some of it backwards lols 😂 but found cultist chan first and then I exacuted her 😂 sorry for the fail
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tell me you has recover and burn the body with holy fire...the dark gods hate her enough to make her immortal to everything, with the only goal of not having her near
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yes, yes we had and we burnt her to a crips with holly fire though we have people like this guy who says the dark gods can remake what was unmade. so burning cultistchan with holy fire should help prevent them from remaking her.
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*meanwhile in the inmaterium*
cultist-chan: he..eh...hi...
Khorne- Nurgle - Tzeentch & Slaanesh at same time: who in the everliving MOTHERFUCKING COCKBISCUITS returns this cultist to the inmaterium!!
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heh cheeky how long till they find out that it was I who did it. 
in any case that is one less heretic to deal with and something that the dark gods will be feeling for a long time.
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cultist chan probably resurrect in some place in the universe....far far far away of the eye of the terror or any chaos planet.
Do you think the dark gods tried to find out who gave him back without first removing her?
you have 3 options
- a necron tesseract labyrinth...this thing can make a "perma-death-capture" device for any class of daemon. (is like a ghostbuster container device but no one have enough space on your garage to place one of this) less common resurrect point for daemons...the neighbors are a bit hostile.
- a tau planet...they probably don't care about she and kick her butt... in plan "to much blabla with dark gods but, if you not work no food for you"
- a desert world, no orks, tau, imperial forces, tyranids, nothing of nothing, probably eveen cypher or Trazyn no knows about this planet
ahh...and the very accurate to say...Trazyn don't collect garbage...xD
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you never know. that is all for that.
those three places possible but if cultist chan does find a way to corroupt a tau world and find a way to spread it though tau space etc. then the dark gods would think twice about that.
and I doubt that there is such desert world that exists in the first place lols.
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the tau probably dont understand about the heresy and probably say "she's crazy...she all yours" to the first astartes fleet they see
and about the desert world...probably are a post-exterminatus planet OR a rejected chaos planet for this situations
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there etherials do but are keeping it quiet cause to believe in demons and all will conflict with there communist esk ways and the greater good farsight knows the truth behind this so does his onclaves they are free form the control of the etherial class control and then some.
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yes but even the ethereals think "she's crazy...but she is sleeping in escape pod...it's adorable....but aim this think to the near sun when you can"
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heh possible but it will only happen again and again.
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well cultist chan being sent back to the chaos gods lols
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*random warp storm in the other side of the galaxy*
*facepalm* here we comes again...
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lols I knows. but according to 1d4chan cultist chan has the favor of all 4 of the dark gods and has table top status. 
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one thing is about the gods good will and the other is the favour in mode "Take these blessings and do not come back!"
you know....the dark gods' blessings and motivations are too misterious and dangerous...but one thing is abosolutly true... they want she get off from his realms...in a long journey...in the best case...without return
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