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I am here to advertise my services as a freelance artist!

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Hey there! do you happen to have a project but what you don't have is enough time, materials, will or simply lack artistic inspiration or skills? Well boy do I have the solution for you!

For the grand total of 0.00$ I can draw what ever you like for what ever period you want, exactly as you hear it kind random citizen! Nothing, zero, nada! I'll, free of all expenses or payment, will draw, paint, if i give enough da- I mean if I have enough time maybe even sculpt what ever little spec evo creature came out of your head today! ONLY catch is that, as a dirty freelancer, I get to do it, when ever I want, may even halt the production to attend to other clients or for personal reasons, and get as much time as I need to conclude the drawing, but don't worry, I'll try to get it done and to you as quick, easily and nonpainfully as I can, and distractions or halts in production are low to happen!

So call now to 662 69 [This is not a real number if you call you might just call the boss of the mafia or even worse your own crush]
And let me know just how big, scary and speculative you want your creature to be! And I'll draw it for absolutelly free! Hope you consider my kind offer, and have a good day.

Description
I am here to advertise my services as a freelance artist!

80s ad music plays
Hey there! do you happen to have a project but what you don't have is enough time, materials, will or simply lack artistic inspiration or skills? Well boy do I have the solution for you!

For the grand total of 0.00$ I can draw what ever you like for what ever period you want, exactly as you hear it kind random citizen! Nothing, zero, nada! I'll, free of all expenses or payment, will draw, paint, if i give enough da- I mean if I have enough time maybe even sculpt what ever little spec evo creature came out of your head today! ONLY catch is that, as a dirty freelancer, I get to do it, when ever I want, may even halt the production to attend to other clients or for personal reasons, and get as much time as I need to conclude the drawing, but don't worry, I'll try to get it done and to you as quick, easily and nonpainfully as I can, and distractions or halts in production are low to happen!

So call now to 662 69 [This is not a real number if you call you might just call the boss of the mafia or even worse your own crush]
And let me know just how big, scary and speculative you want your creature to be! And I'll draw it for absolutelly free! Hope you consider my kind offer, and have a good day.