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JustMoth β Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons in a nutshell
Published: 2012-01-27 02:47:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 14124; Favourites: 93; Downloads: 1780
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Just a little tongue-in-cheek summery of the kinds of things that happen in Project Horizons, none of this literally happens in the story, so it's not spoilers.I intended this to be the most extreme, over the top, things I could think of as an exaggeration of what Blackjack goes through, but after reading chapter 33 I think I undershot it...
Somber said this was accurate so Iβm posting it
Added the *buysomeapples* censoring so I wouldn't have to put a mature content warning.
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At the time I made this, I frequented the Fallout Equestria IRC channel and Somber would often pop in now and then (often to bemoan how his latest chapter was terrible). You can get to the IRC channel here (either with one of the browser based apps, or using the server info in another program)Β www.fallout-equestria.com/chatβ¦
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Would you believe she managed to get knocked up? You're like a wizard. Welp, now I get to look forwards to all the pregnant Blackjack art.
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Well, this sums up how much sh*buysomeapples*t Blakcjack somehow survives. Also, is that P21 with masquera and black tail dye?
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Yup 
This was made way back when P21's defining traits were being emo and blowing stuff up. Nowadays he has a badass hat that somehow let him grow a spine and a personality.
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Grow a spine, Blackjack doesn't even have one.
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I love Project Horizons, but this is agreeable.
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The main thing that I like about the story is the setting and worldbuilding. Hoofington is not only some mysterious high tech city, but it's also somewhat lovecraftian...
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It's funny because it's true.
Although it's down right tame compared to what Somber put poor BJ though since then
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Project Horizons has been a decent read. The first ten chapters really suck, though.
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I don't know, chapter 6 was pretty awesome.
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Yes, chapter one and chapter six were pretty good, I must admit.
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The revised first 3 chapters that Somber did are better, but yeah, the fic has a rough start and I think doesn't get really good until around chapter 20 (when they get to Chapel).
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Oh yeah, the first chapter was really really good. But yeah, these other chapters are sort of hard to arse myself through.
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Just discovered this image, only on chapter 4
Eagerly awaiting to see what happens in 33 XD
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Good luck avoiding spoilers of 33 (tip: avoid ALL blackjack fan art)...
Yet "eager" really shouldn't be what to feel towards 33, more "dread". It's the most grimdark chapter in the whole story (called Black for a reason) and you will not be ready for it...
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If you're referring to the robotic legs... XD
Challenge accepted I guess
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After reading chapter 33 this is exactly what I needed, you deserve the biggest of brohoofs and the highest of fives!
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Thanks!
Thankfully no chapter will ever get as dark as 33 again (unless Fuzzy guest writes a chapter 
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You're welcome and we'll just have to wait and see what horrors and Whiskey will befall Blackjack and company
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"After being shot 27 times by the gun that killed Batman's parents..."
That, right there. I completely lost it. So very, very true!
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You really exagerated this. Blackjack's life sucks WAAAY more than this! NOT ENOUGH MENTAL TORTURE AND ANGUISH!
You know what Hoofington needs? Giant ants. Giant FIRE-BREAHTING ants.
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Lol that's so true. I described Project Horizons to my friend as ''an avalanche of shit and horror upon the protagonists'' I wasn't wrong.
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Oh god I thought I was the only one. This is almost too true. 10 Points.
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Truth. This is making me laugh so hard.
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this is disturbingly accurate, despite how you exaggerated.
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First time I have ever found a writer that fucks with their main character more than Jim Butcher.
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You know...I love PH and Blackjack, but this is pretty accurate.
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And then she died peacefully in her sleep.
oh wait no, she punch death ion the groan and ran.
ALL HAIL QUEEN WHISKEY
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LONG LIVE THE WHISKEY QUEEN, hopefully you won't have to be reconstituted TOO many times.
Just remember, what doesn't kill you can still liquify your body into a weak non-Newtonian fluid.
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Youknow that might be one of the reasons she doesn't want Sanguine to make her a new body!
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Xombiemorphs are never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! They wanna steal yo body, an' eat ya!
Also, P-21 is SUPER accurate. Like, BOOM! Headshot! And, I think I detected a slight ref to Indiana Jones. Hiding in a Sparkle-Cola/Refrigerator to stop yourself from dying. And, I think you missed a 'F*CK! F*CKING F*CK ALL THE F*CKIN F*CKERS WHO F*CKED ME!!!' in there somewhere. Oh, and
***SPOILER***
she got raped, but was okay with it. And then she and P-21 had a sob session.
***SPOILER***
Very accurate, you made this. Yesssss.....
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She was in no way "okay with it"!
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Well, she let them go, and she had a sob session. I wouldn't've let them go. I would've grabbed a spoon, sharpened it, and gelded the f*buyapples*kers.
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Why sharpen it? [link]
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Of course not! They want all of you.
I think that was, too. There was one of those in New Vegas if you took Wild Wasteland perk. A skeleton in a fridge with a hat, and it's Indiana Jones' hat.
FUBuy some applesK
Yeah, that couldn't have been fun.
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Ohh! Where's this fridge at? Ivanna see it! (I has perk!)
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Right outside Goodsprings, on the trip down to the first town.
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Yup I think you pretty much summed up Project Horizons perfectly. Heck I think a more accurate title for this fic would be "Fallout Equestria: The Universe Bucking Hates Blackjack".
And yes, I'd say the level of trauma you inflicted on BJ in this panel pales in comparison to what she actually went through in the story.
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