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"Thou art doomed," said the seer in the box.

I hadn't even put my coin in the slot yet and already the doom saying begins. People have no patience. No preamble, no small talk, no chit chat, just straight to the catastrophic predictions. It's all pressure tactics and sales strategies. Where's the customer service? Alas, what has become of the retail experience?

"Verily, perchance deposit a coin for ranker detail regarding thy imminent doom," said the lady.

Doom, doom, doom. Why is it always doom? Doesn't this thing get any other channels? Maybe something sports related, or at least the weather.

Fine. I slid my coin into the slot.

"Thy soul lies beneath the small doom of Damocles," said the doomsayer.

"Wait, small doom? I don't even get a full sized one?"

Talk about getting shortchanged.

"Thy life is in peril. This I has't seen."
So we're just going to blow past the diminutive nature of my doom are we? Fine. But I've got news for you, lady, I'm already dead.
Still...

"How do I fix, if I was hypothetically reclined to do so?"

"The waters of Paradise doth wash away thy karma. Bathe thyself and thou shall be freed anon."

Wait, I've got to bathe? Oh, hell no!

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After the struggle of yesterday, this was a nice return to smooth sailing. Finished early without any real issues.
Let me know what you think.
More on the way.

Description

"Thou art doomed," said the seer in the box.

I hadn't even put my coin in the slot yet and already the doom saying begins. People have no patience. No preamble, no small talk, no chit chat, just straight to the catastrophic predictions. It's all pressure tactics and sales strategies. Where's the customer service? Alas, what has become of the retail experience?

"Verily, perchance deposit a coin for ranker detail regarding thy imminent doom," said the lady.

Doom, doom, doom. Why is it always doom? Doesn't this thing get any other channels? Maybe something sports related, or at least the weather.

Fine. I slid my coin into the slot.

"Thy soul lies beneath the small doom of Damocles," said the doomsayer.

"Wait, small doom? I don't even get a full sized one?"

Talk about getting shortchanged.

"Thy life is in peril. This I has't seen."
So we're just going to blow past the diminutive nature of my doom are we? Fine. But I've got news for you, lady, I'm already dead.
Still...

"How do I fix, if I was hypothetically reclined to do so?"

"The waters of Paradise doth wash away thy karma. Bathe thyself and thou shall be freed anon."

Wait, I've got to bathe? Oh, hell no!

---

After the struggle of yesterday, this was a nice return to smooth sailing. Finished early without any real issues.
Let me know what you think.
More on the way.