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Published: 2017-04-15 22:02:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 2405; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 0
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This was a joke a coworker and I came up with talking about ridiculous video games like Panzermadels, Hatoful Boyfriend and other silly joke games, so naturally this had to be done. Do YOU have what it takes to take out all these lovely monster girls on the time of their lives and maybe worm your way into their radioactive hearts?! Good Lord I hope not XDRelated content
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Ha, no I hadn't heard of it, but I must just to see how good/terrible it may be. This pic was just a joke between me and a coworker, and a little bit of my remembering the old fanart series of Kaiju Girls from the mid-2000s.
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Crimeny....
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Yes, thank you it's been a while I couldn't remember the proper name.
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Mothra's so fluffy, Queen Ghidorah is cute, and dat tail on Ladyzilla.
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XD thanks, I'm glad the intentional joke behind the overly cutified Goji girl produces the desired (?) effect. Much as I make fun of it here, I would play the crap out of a kaiju dating sim for the kicks because if done right it would be absolutely hilarious and adorable. Original kaiju would be best though
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You hit the right balance. And I fell hard for Teeny, Looker and Pudda.
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Ah that's really kind, thank you. I love the girls. My philosophy in writing is you either write the type of characters you enjoy the most or aspire to be, and there's a mix of that in those characters for me personally. My goal is to try get a regular 5 panels out a week, it's just rough with life busyness and the full time job side of life, but as long as you nice peoples care I want to keep pumping out Gallant Girls indefinitely.
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Oh good, maybe I should develop it into a real game, I hear there's money in these things
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This seems like the kind of thing Minoru Kawasaki would do...
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I would be greatly amused to see him tackle it, the kaiju genre should always have big enough shoulders to poke a little fun at itself.
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"Sir, our attempts to change the universe's narrative structure was a success. However..."
"Go on."
"Well, um, we're now in a really weird harem anime."
"What?! Why?!"
"I picked it because it would be the most unlikely way of making the monsters less powerful. Had we gone with a Super Robot series, we'd be dead by now."
"Right. Well, congratulations. The real hero is the poor schlub who has to navigate that love dodecahedron without experiencing death by fanservice..."
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Actually, considering how many kaiju-themed monster girls I've seen here on DA, there's actually an audience that would probably buy a game like this.
Not a large audience, mind you, but it exists.
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Oh I believe that for sure, and I'm just playing around here, it's nothing meant to be mean spirited XD I remember the Neo Monster Island Girls back in the day, and honestly some of the designs were pretty adorable. I would play this game for the funsies, for sure.
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No need to tell me no harm meant, I just thought I'd comment.
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XD I just don't want to think about how difficult it would be to date some of them. Anguirus-Girl would be rough to cuddle.
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And which set of eyes do you gaze deeply into on Queen Ghidorette?
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Queen Ghidorette. Nice. New waifu confirmed!
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