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After three books about Cain's adventures I must say that Ciaphas is the luckiest man that ever lived in Imperium. )And so the idea for this picture was born. )
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I recognize this picture from TV Tropes ...
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Heck yeah, he survived a hit from a Necron Gauss Weapon and only lost a few fingers.
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'Dunn-dun-dun-dun, can't touch this!' Ol' Cain is too smooth for ya. )
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He managed to reach retirement. IN THE WARHAMMER 40K UNIVERSE. Think about that.
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Cain, along with Sly Marbo, will never die.
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Cain's plot armor doubles as a magnet for the single most danferous person, event, or location on whatever planet he's on. In short, his status as unkillable, while established, is constantly being tested.
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Β He has luck, but he also has smarts and dumbs to use it for. I mean one moment he is almost Sherlock and another he does something soooou smart he only understand that it was stupid after he done it. Is it dumb luck or what? Regardless it only proves that to be a legendary hero one might only need Fortuna and Murhy on their side. Former to save you from any dangerous situations and latter to get you in them in the first place.
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hes not lucky son hes good. hes so good that the emperor was all like "damn that mans good"Β
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Hah. Yep, I guess that's the case. )
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They should totally make a movie out of this.
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Ah the imperium's patron saint of luck and sarcasm.
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I like that bastard. )
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launch him at the emperor and the emperor is revived in full glory launch him at a problem and he will win
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over a century in the Service of the Empire of Man and all he lost where a pair of Fingers and countless nights of sleep
this in a Universe where everyone and everything is out to kill you with so much overkill that just being in the same Hemishere as the impact might be instant death
no wonder Cain is worshiped in some places
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Tallarn sect worships him as the living manifestation of Teh Emprah. For a good reason. )
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Don't forget that he survived meeting a Demon Prince of Slaanesh Face to Face and is said to have killed a Khorne Demon with nothing but a rusty blade.
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yeah, killing two Khorne Chaos Marines and a Slanesh Daemoness singlehandly (at least it looked to them like that) can do that
too bad his rep inspires Cain's superiours to "slap a medal on him and find a more creative way to get him killed"
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Get him killed? Heh, good luck with that. )
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The Emperor Protects (his best source of Entertainment)
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BTW do you know the fanfic where the
Emperor gets reborn as Celestia (from My Little Pony)?
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Hah, nice. I have to read it. )
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tvtropespage: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.phpβ¦
and Link to story: www.fimfiction.net/story/62041β¦
and one more good Fic: Blueblood Hero if Equestria (reads just as a Cain-Novel with hoofs) www.fimfiction.net/story/55377β¦
Blueblood becomes a hero by accident and is made first Commissar ever
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you're welcome
and since we at the thema of 40k Crossovers, there is also a series of VERY good MassEffect fanfics where Shepard is basically a reborn Cain, including the Luck and the (supposedly undeserved) Rep
made in a format resembling the Cain Novels (this includes Footnotes)
First Story, a ME1-novelisation:
www.fanfiction.net/s/5639538/1β¦
the Author's page:
www.fanfiction.net/u/2035529/Rβ¦
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Aww, so many gifts. Thanks. )
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happy to share these wonderful stories XD
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have you read them? I want to know how you liked them
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I'm still in the process. I guess I'll write a review when I'm done. )
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hm, I was hopeing for a fan-dialog over them XD
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I haven't finished reading them yet, so it would be a very short-lived conversation. )
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"I can't die, because the author has given me plot armor."
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He's just so lucky and constantly gets into events that would have gotten normal man killed many times over.Β
And I love his witty one liners that comes after whenever a khrone cultist screams "Blood for the blood god!"
Plot armor is better than any type of armor given by the Imperium. [gets shot by commissar]
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Indeed. He possesses the most unnatural luck. In my opinion it's better when a character is lucky, rather than unstoppable perfect cheat machine. That's why I like Cain - he's no superman, but he gets the job done and cracks jokes in the process.
I recall that moment. It was something about a game cup to Cain's Schola Progenium's sport team.
[saved by plot armour]
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It's like the Master Chief from Halo, he's the luckiest of all the Spartans. I do love his jokes and his awesome moments.
"Blood for the blood god!" - Khrone Cultist.
"Harriers for the Cup!" - Cain.
[wipes sweat off face] Thanks for the save, plot armour!
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