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KainTheVampireLord — Challenging a Vampire
Published: 2009-07-26 17:36:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 7924; Favourites: 162; Downloads: 0
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I promised to make a comic of this movie so long ago, but I really had no idea what exactly to draw.All I knew was Twillight is bad, and some little info about it...so when the movie was offered to me to watch, I accepted it.
I have to tell, it was not only bad, but the worst story and movie I've seen in the last months. ( "review" by Stephen King:[link] )
The movie had some scenes that made me laugh hard, I used them and the quotes for this comic.
Kain belongs to Eidos
Edward belongs to S. Meyer
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Yes, Twilight is major lolz
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OH.MY.GAWD prayers answered by finding this<333 i worship u now
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Thank you. Not my best drawn comic, but who wouldn't beat up Edworm
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his pathetic fan girls sheesh such idiots. whos would even drool over a guy sparkling with glitter. nope nope nope NOT ME c; sparkly just doesnt work i hate glitter ._. i would end up stabbing edmutt to death
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Not only this sparkling thing, but the whole cliche of the highschool romance between the emo suicidal vampire and the emo suicidal mortal chick is irritating.
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total agreement -nod nod-
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i just really want to see that happen in a movie or something XD anyway, i love your comic!
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I'm glad you like
Can recommend watching Vampires suck, that's a hilarious Tardlight parody.
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Edward ,,most dangerous predator''? only in his dream!!! hehehhe I'm evil 
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I ranked Twilight as a comedy, even it tried hard to be bloody serious and dramatic the whole thing made me laughing hard or facepalming. Maybe watching the other episodes too for more laugh
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well one day I watch fragment of this and Edward tell in letter ,,I'll come back before you wake up'' lol why he wrote it???
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Lol I love Stephen King my favorite author dear like you and so true I laugh when he criticizes Stephanie Meyer! It was a big shit and a joke about Vampires, now fangirls love vampires or false stupid vampire, who eat animals lol! They even cooking for Human and go to university and play Baseball lol! When they fight they used just they eyes lol! And I hate when I said I love Vampire's story Like LOK that people answer me so you love Twilight! Horrible shit
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Stephen King is my fave too. Liked his harsh criticism and his comparison of Harry Potter with Twilight, saying Harry Potter is about finding inner strength to face an adversary, though those books were written for kids they're really enjoyable for adults too. But Twilight is all about having a boyfriend, suitable for 12 years old girls only. No chance in hell to ever read Twilight or similar books but saw the film (laughed a lot on it) the stuff fits the "quality" of a bad fanfiction.
Can't say I like vampires, I like Kain only as he rather reminds me to barbarian warriors than to vampires, but as I like laced clothing people often assume I must like vampires and Stephanie Meyer or Anne Rice though I don't.
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Yes I see the movie and it's a shame! A big shit I wonder how people can love the actor and story! Especially this pseudo vampire family and Bella, Kristen Stewart seems to be already dead, without any expression of her face in all the scenes from every movies of this stupid Twilight series! Yes Like you I'm found of Stephen King when I see his criticism between Harry Potter and Twilight, I'm so agree with him and you lol! I hate this movie! You made me laugh with your draw about Edward Cullen xD!
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I found the whole film ridiculous with the self-fueled and exaggerated teen drama, the whole thing was all about "-I leave you because I don't want to hurt you" "-nooo, if you leave me I rather want to die" crap. Didn't seen the rest of the Twilight movies, but may giving them a watch for a good laugh. Maybe Meyer has a lot of money and the right connections to get that bad-bad fanfiction published with a huge and loud adverting.
Also laughed a lot on the Twitards reaction on King's critique, that told a lot about their intelligence to take "revenge" by flooding Stephen King with hate mails (at least he had a laugh time too) or assuming King is just "jealous of the hot look of Edward"
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Lol jealous of Edward I wonder how, he is so ridiculous like the fans of this shit! I'm sure he was so amusing when he read the critisize of Edward and Stephanie Meyer's fans! The movies I had see them because of my old sister and I remember I had laugh from the beginning to the end! You will be amused by the poors characters, they are so stupid and the actors plays very well depression. Just with face's expression, the same from the beginning until the end, even when she would be married with him xD! Kristen Stewart is already dead before be turning into a vampire who eat bambi lol! : D
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Yes, that was funny from those fantards, King achieved everything from life why the hel he'd be jealous of a fictional person or a lame actor. If he really got hate-mails should share the fun with others too
I had seen the first 2 films, it was a major facepalming and laughing time. Really 2 hours per movie all about how to get a boyfriend and the greatest ambition of a schoolgirl to become a vampire after graduating. Guess Kristen Stewart can play mary sue characters only, she brought the same emo Bella character in that Snow White movie, Charlize Theron in the role of the evil witch was far more a likeable and convincing.
Hehe heard something of the vampire marriage and vampire pregnancy crap, that's the must see bullshit for the lolz
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I hate twilight. Every time my husband and I see those posters and crap in the stores we want to destroy them in a burning blaze! They should have never made this series or books. To me its a rip off to Harry Potter.
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I'm rather laughing at twilight, the first film was like watching a comedy with the idiotic self-generated teen drama. Vampires are connected to soppiness and idolized romance so that side wasn't a surprise. Strictly for 12 or under
I like Harry Potter, despite of it was written for kids, it is very enjoyable for adults too. Stephen King's summary about it is the truest "Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend."
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I can't stand watching twilight. When I saw it for the first time, I think it made my eyes bleed. Though I'm glad that you can see it to be hilarious.
I kind of agree though still Stephanie still is a terrible author. When I read her book it seemed she was mainly reaching out to those younger than her. I'm no author but I can tell terrible litature
(Sorry spelled it wrong I'm pretty sure you get it. 
I agree whole heartedly with Stephen King's summary. I thought the same thing as well. The thing that drives me nuts about twilight is when I'm in F.Y.E and I hear some girl screaming when she see's twilight. F.Y.E has a lot of twilight on stock there too. Lol.
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I watched online twilight for the lolz, made me both laughing and facepalming at the blatant situations and dialogues. Stephanie Meyer is writing and thinking like a teenager (who writes crappy but thinks herself a great author), wouldn't waste my time and money on any of her books, but the movies gave the impression the quality of her writing and imagination are just as awful and immature as the tons of fanfictions the internet is flooded with. I get what you mean, don't have to be an author to tell crap from literature
Some girls are way mad when they're hyperventillating at the film premiere or squealing loud about twilight related merchandise and other crap. That's only worse when adult women behaving like that.
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Well like I said, its good you can laugh at it. I just gag. Though I never bought any of that merchandise my friends and step aunt had the full series and I read the first (Well first half)of the first book and the first movie.
Actually there were adults and teen girls mixed in squealing when they saw the twilight merchandise. I saw those grown women and shook my head at them. Lol.
I saw a 30 something woman doing the same at walmart when she saw the new twilight posters. My husband and I said it was stupidity that attacked her. Lmao.
When reading half way through the first book it confused the heck outta me especially when using words incorrectly. Yeah she thinks in her "Mind" She is a great author though, in reality she needs to go to the physic ward. Lol
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This is awesome and funny! and i am with Kain... Edward sucks!!!!
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Thank you. Edward is more like a bad joke, I laughed a lot on that movie when I watched it
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Me too... I hate so much twilight!!!
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Twilight is quite ridiculous with the exaggerated teen drama, gives a lot of laughs, still it's parody "Vampires suck" is more enjoyable, at least that one was made funny on purpose
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Im with you... Besides...The fact that bella gets pregnant of edward...WTF with that?! thats bullshit!!!!
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Vampire pregnacy? 
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Yes!!! and that´s not all... that stupid cliche sounds know... yeah a girl wrote a book using that and with a stupid form that made "Aviable" to get pregnant: A moment when both can became one having sex... jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja.... OMG!!! They must have some more brain and think that it isnt possible!!!!
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The thing I most dislike about modern vampires (from adult fiction like Anne Rice, L.K.Hamilton etc to children's fiction like Stephanie Meyer and that other person with the Vampire diaries) is they're no more the fearsome creatures of the night, but rather the prettyful fancyboys for lonely girls and bored housewives who still need the fantasies about the "dangerous" fanged perfect lover Prince Charmings. The rest of the modern vampires are soppy wusses
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Yeah, thats truth... its a pity that the modern vampires arent anything compare with tha true Vampires... The honest truth? Those vampires get me bored....
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Ez nagyon jo 
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Én már magán a filmen is jót röhögtem annyira gáz volt, az a nagy kedvencem amikor Edward már majdnem bőg és közben arról picsog, milyen veszélyes ragadozó is ő
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en nem lattam a filmet de nem is akarom 
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Nagyon ratyi az a film, annyiban alulmúlja az Anne Rice-féle nyálas vámpírsztorikat, hogy az egész film még röhejes is volt, állítólag a folytatások még nevetségesebbek mint az első film.
Hehe gondoltam Kain simán lecsaphatná Edward fejét, de aztán adtam Edwardnak esélyt fenyegetőzni (a filmben mindig amikor töketlenkedett arra hivatkozott, hogy ő csak visszafogta a "hatalmas erejét", nehogy ártson bárkinek 
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Káár..
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Fairy tale prince with fangs
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Hahaha! *random thought*
His new product: Sparkle-skin! Makes your skin sparkle like diamonds!
Warning: People may confuse you for a disco ball, or a fairy.
I can just imagine all the Twilight-obsessed girls forcing their boyfriends to wear the sparkle-skin lol
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Honestly I burst into laughing when Edward revealed his glittering skin and had a face expression as if he was up to burst into tears while he claimed himself a "dangerous deadly predator"
Hehe guess the boyfriends of Twilight-obsessed fangirls must look like Edward including the sparkly skin, emo face and that ridiculous hair
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I was dying of boredom when I was watching it xD Especially in the sequel. I was like, "Damnit, somebody just hurry up and eat the Mary Sue!" xD
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I laughed a lot on it, especially at scenes that supposed to be epic and dramatic like that glittering skin show-off and the deadliest predator thing, also when Edward wasn't willing to have sex with Bella under the excuse he must keep his "super powers" under control
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Edward's only super power is being a nitwitted-disco-ball xD The only time vampires should fall in love, is loving to drink blood, or slaughtering humans!
Actual Vampire: "Ah... don't ya just love cutting people's heads off? Especially when the blood explodes everywhere!" x3
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Edward is an insult to the vampiric race...I never saw sparkling vampire, it's just the greater bullshit I ever saw!
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Haha so true, when I thought Anne Rice, J.R.Ward and L.K.Hamilton created the most awful vampires ever, Stephanie Meyer prooves she can make her "vampires" even worse 
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