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Published: 2013-09-07 08:36:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 18406; Favourites: 302; Downloads: 0
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All right people, Chibi Ruby is starting up a business here in Beacon.Hate birdies pooping on your clothes? Hate the fact some giant bird just crushed some old ruins into pieces? Fear not! Chibi Ruby Birdie Dragging Service will have your problems solve!
Yes! For every jar full of cookies or strawberries, Ruby will drag the annoying birdie up some random cliff!
So, what are you waiting for? Call 1900-SCREW-THIS-BIRDIE-IN-PARTICULAR now!
Btw, it seems Ruby's favourite food is strawberry
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I will give 1000000000000000 cookies and 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 strawberry's for the heads of 5 nevermores and 10 crows and one more thing (gives strawberry and cookie Sunday) that's for being adorableΒ 
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Replace the c in crow with Q and sh*t gonna get real
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if they aren't double layered you will be devoured by raptors.
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They're triple layered with double stuff Ruby.
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When it said drag a birdie I thought of her dragging bodies in body bags...
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* leaves a whole garbage truck full of cookies for ruby*
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aw,how cute.*see's sign*~ears perk up~*looks at Ruby,leaves for a second and comes back with a wagon filled with Cookies and strawberries. Smiles and walks away leaving Ruby with the wagon*Good luck with Business,kid.
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She's already killed her first giant creature.Im so proud.
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Yup! SheΒ have head for busines!
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So much cuteness, if I could I would bake her all the cookies she wants.
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Takes the sign and just buries Ruby in several semi truck loads of strawberries and cookies.
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Here you go! *Hands ruby a box of chocolate chip cookies*
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Somebody get this girl a whole dump truck of cookies!
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How can someone so epic and so awesome, and have a hint o mysteriousness back in the trailer, be so funny and adorable now? XD
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Because anime logic
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Because cookies and strawberries. XD
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Better sign:Β I'll keep making this face of cookies or strawberries.
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I called the number and nobody answered. :,( My dreams were decapitated. Β
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That pun... i dont know wether intentional or not....
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HA! What pun I have no idea what you are talking about >:3 Nah it was intentional. OR WAS IT? Dun dun DUN!
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she still deserves coookies no matter what :3
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*hides due to him having wings since he is an Angel faunus*
{Maybe.... if I keep my wings concealed.... then she wont hurt me!.... I hope....}
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You can't hide from C.Ruby
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{well f*ck....}
*flies away*
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Yo! Ruby Rose! Over here!
There's two birds over by Section Brasilia need takin' care of. One's a white bird with a golden mohawk, guessin' 'e's around fiftyish in human years, always braggin' 'bout he was this silver screen big shot back in the day. 'E's 'eavily involved in CRDL's exotic-bird operation. Gun 'im down, their business is sunk. Other bird's blue with a rainbow beak. Can't miss 'im. 'E's the one 'oo's stealin' fruits from the garden, uses 'em for that one cereal with the colorful loops.
10,000 sleeves of Chips Ahoy and 5000 bushels of strawberries I'll pay ya up front. Same amount upon completion (can't letcha fight on an empty stomach now can I?). Bring their bodies to this location. *Has location of the nearest science lab*
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I'll give her the whole damn bakery to kill the birdie
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Cookie Clicker!!....
IT SHALL HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED!!!
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Hey Ruby, gotta job I need ya to do.
Gang of seagulls keeps dive-bombing me, and I'm thinking, that's gotta stop.
500 cookie-loaded jars and 2500 strawberry tubs if you deal with these rats with wings. They're easily recognizable: they're always saying "MINE! MINE! MINE!" Payment on completion of job.
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Yo Ruby, I will give you 1000 cookies to kill 4 birds... (AKA CRDL) They are annoying as HELL.
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So much YES
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or BREAK THEIR LEGS
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Especially to me and Jenna...
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