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Published: 2016-07-18 08:24:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 1413; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 6
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Kaya: "Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!"Paz: "There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus with my foot... Now go away Kaya, I have to work."
Kaya: Ouch...Touché...
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Or more like, when your pick-up line does not work...
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So, I made a thing! Also I made a new character Paz the cat. fav.me/daantia
Just so I enlighten you to the story: Kaya and Paz are working in a club where Kaya is a (gogo) dancer and Paz is a waitress.
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((I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a pic to steal or recolor, I can tell you I don’t have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you won´t steal my art, that’ll be ok. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you will, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.))
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Comments: 24
Ace: *rubs the back of my head* Huh? Wonder why these two are fighting?
Nice and funny picture XD
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Thanks!
Kaya: No idea...
Paz: But I can give you the idea. Yes, I am a lesbian, but that doesn't mean I'm into you. even tho you look good
Kaya: What was that?
Paz: Nothing...
Kaya: She's all over me~ *gets hit by Paz*
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Your welcome 
Ace: I don't know what to say. That both you are beautiful hot ladies or you two have a complicated relationship
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Kaya: That's true *sad face*
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Ace: Why you have a sad face on? *pats Kaya's back*
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Destrow: long time no see kaya~ getting into trouble as usual i see
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Kaya: Yeah, it's been a long time! What have you been up to?~ ヽ(〃･ω･)ﾉ Well, you know me, I´m a little troublemaker~
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Destrow: i've been well just helping my human adjust to the military life is all, and yes sadly i do know you and know you cause lots of trouble
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I laughed at the pick line harder cuz I'm Mexican and I like space. XD
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Erik: and your out, better luck next time hun XD
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Kaya: Eh, I guess you´re right... ¯\_(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧_/¯ What kind of hybrid emoticon did I even use... OTL xD
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Erik: well I would like to say you look good enough to eat out
No idea XD
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Kaya: O really? ヾ(*ゝω・*)ﾉ
Paz: Kaya, could you please stop flirting? Your performance is coming up in a minute... (҂⌣̀_⌣́)
Kaya: I smell jealousy... （〃・ω・〃）
Paz: 凸(•̀ω•́ ) *gives me the finger*
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Erik: oh yeah *pokes kayas nose*
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