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Published: 2016-09-13 03:58:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 4693; Favourites: 33; Downloads: 7
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Description Daniel: "You HAD to."
Adam: "Don't."
Daniel: "You just HAD to say something."
Adam: "Daniel, don't. Just...don't."
Daniel: "You just couldn't NOT say something."
Adam: "Yeah! Okay, fine! I opened my mouth and planted the thought in his head! And now, we're BOTH stuck in atomic wedgies! There, ya happy?!"
Daniel: "No! Because I'm hangin' off the ground! From a hook! And I'm pretty sure it's ripped a hole in my jeans!"
Adam: "Exactly! So, if you can stop complaining for a minute, maybe you can help me think of a way to get MY arms free and YOUR ass down!"
Daniel: >grumbles < "At least he let us get our pants on before he did this to us."
Adam: "You're hanging off a hook. My arms are zip-tied to my underwear, and my wrists are zip-tied to my belt. Sonuvabitch WANTED us to get our pants on!"
Daniel: "Thank you, Mr. Detective."
Adam: >grumbles< "It's like I'm back in junior high."
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Comments: 8

PokemonRaccoon [2019-07-15 11:41:58 +0000 UTC]

I want this to be me and my dad
Atomic Wedgies in our tighty whities 😂 

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king33333 [2016-09-13 04:13:07 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahahaha how in the name of celestia did this happen hahahahahahaha

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kbates93 In reply to king33333 [2016-09-13 04:18:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I was bored. Didn't really feel like doing anything. Figured I'd just torture them for a beat.

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king33333 In reply to kbates93 [2016-09-13 04:20:05 +0000 UTC]

Lol I like your style

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kbates93 In reply to king33333 [2016-09-13 04:26:40 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. I'm not sure they do, though.

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king33333 In reply to kbates93 [2016-09-13 04:31:58 +0000 UTC]

Ehh they'll get over it and if they don't you can give them more wedgies

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kbates93 In reply to king33333 [2016-09-13 04:34:30 +0000 UTC]

You shouldn't encourage me. 😆

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king33333 In reply to kbates93 [2016-09-13 04:38:46 +0000 UTC]

Anyone who can make me laugh by tormenting their oc's deserves encouragement

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