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*Daniel and Claire are hanging by their underwear and watching an episode of Hell's Kitchen on Daniel's laptop*

Gordon Ramsay: "THAT'S IT!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!! All one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, EIGHT of you! Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off upstairs! GET OUT!!"

Daniel: *chuckles* "He's pissed now."

Claire: "I hope they get rid of the fat guy. He's been nothing but dead weight since the season started."

*Adam enters*

Adam: "Hey, guys, it's been a really long day, so I'm just gonna order take-out from Dad's. What're you two..." *sees them hanging* "...is there a reason you're just hanging by your underwear with an easy escape right in front of you?"

Daniel: "We, uh...put ourselves up like this..."

Adam: *perplexed* "Lemme get this straight...you gave yourselves hanging wedgies?"

Daniel: "Yup."

Adam: "And how long have you been hanging like this?"

Claire: *nervous chuckle* "About five and a half episodes of Hell's Kitchen?"

Adam: "...Well, hehe...let's be honest, I could've easily walked in on you two doing considerably worse..."

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*Daniel and Claire are hanging by their underwear and watching an episode of Hell's Kitchen on Daniel's laptop*

Gordon Ramsay: "THAT'S IT!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!! All one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, EIGHT of you! Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off upstairs! GET OUT!!"

Daniel: *chuckles* "He's pissed now."

Claire: "I hope they get rid of the fat guy. He's been nothing but dead weight since the season started."

*Adam enters*

Adam: "Hey, guys, it's been a really long day, so I'm just gonna order take-out from Dad's. What're you two..." *sees them hanging* "...is there a reason you're just hanging by your underwear with an easy escape right in front of you?"

Daniel: "We, uh...put ourselves up like this..."

Adam: *perplexed* "Lemme get this straight...you gave yourselves hanging wedgies?"

Daniel: "Yup."

Adam: "And how long have you been hanging like this?"

Claire: *nervous chuckle* "About five and a half episodes of Hell's Kitchen?"

Adam: "...Well, hehe...let's be honest, I could've easily walked in on you two doing considerably worse..."