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WARNING: DON'T READ THIS.

The Century HelioThopter Company Produced the 'Meteor' prototype in 1960. By 1963 the Meteor had entered service as an 'Air Superiority Stealth Strike Fighter'. Then, after the Head of the Air-force was sacked for Exaggeration, the Meteor was re-purposed as an 'All Terrain All Weather Multiple Weapons Launch Platform (Sadly, exaggeration runs deep in the Air Force) But it was astonishingly successful. 3 units were manufactured for the Tasmanian Air Armada alone! A further 1 were sold to the New Zealand Fighty Force, which meant that Century were financially viable for the next 4 weeks, at least.

This miracle of aviation engineering had a range of almost to Bob's place over at Ruminant Wind and back, and flew faster (if a little noisier) than a bouncer bowled by the hero of the Third Test, and the Bishop of Waddling, The Most Reverend, Gazzer Reed.

Armed with a big gun, and 8 rockets with their noses painted red, the Meteor bought terror to the battlefield. (Assuming the battlefield was closer than Bob's)

1n 1964, during the New Zealand/Tasmanian war, started a year earlier by a bad umpiring decision at a Rugby match, one Meteor devastated the town of Kingsdick by successfully blowing up Ms Judy Xerxes Talbot of 17 Archaemenid Empire Street, Upper Potty, thus denying the entire Southern Island of it's only full time prostitute! (Note: Ms Talbot eventually recovered and went on to become a popular tourist attraction)

Obviously, this madness could not continue

Tasmania, in desperation, appealed to their powerful neighbor to the north.

Thus, New Guinea entered the conflict.

This was a game changer! All fighting immediately came to a halt and all parties concerned went to the 'Peter The Great' tavern in Sharksnipple, Circumcision.

The legendary 'Peace of the Pints" was signed. The Mayor of Circumcision, Sir Bluey Huang, declared January the 10th, 'Drinky Drinky Day' as all hostilities immediately ceased. (Except for when Frank 'Mad Jenny' Patterson, got whacked over the head with a frying pan by his missus, for absolutely no reason other than she liked to do it every second Tuesday)

The Meteor has gone down in history as an aircraft.

I WARNED YOU.

Description
WARNING: DON'T READ THIS.

The Century HelioThopter Company Produced the 'Meteor' prototype in 1960. By 1963 the Meteor had entered service as an 'Air Superiority Stealth Strike Fighter'. Then, after the Head of the Air-force was sacked for Exaggeration, the Meteor was re-purposed as an 'All Terrain All Weather Multiple Weapons Launch Platform (Sadly, exaggeration runs deep in the Air Force) But it was astonishingly successful. 3 units were manufactured for the Tasmanian Air Armada alone! A further 1 were sold to the New Zealand Fighty Force, which meant that Century were financially viable for the next 4 weeks, at least.

This miracle of aviation engineering had a range of almost to Bob's place over at Ruminant Wind and back, and flew faster (if a little noisier) than a bouncer bowled by the hero of the Third Test, and the Bishop of Waddling, The Most Reverend, Gazzer Reed.

Armed with a big gun, and 8 rockets with their noses painted red, the Meteor bought terror to the battlefield. (Assuming the battlefield was closer than Bob's)

1n 1964, during the New Zealand/Tasmanian war, started a year earlier by a bad umpiring decision at a Rugby match, one Meteor devastated the town of Kingsdick by successfully blowing up Ms Judy Xerxes Talbot of 17 Archaemenid Empire Street, Upper Potty, thus denying the entire Southern Island of it's only full time prostitute! (Note: Ms Talbot eventually recovered and went on to become a popular tourist attraction)

Obviously, this madness could not continue

Tasmania, in desperation, appealed to their powerful neighbor to the north.

Thus, New Guinea entered the conflict.

This was a game changer! All fighting immediately came to a halt and all parties concerned went to the 'Peter The Great' tavern in Sharksnipple, Circumcision.

The legendary 'Peace of the Pints" was signed. The Mayor of Circumcision, Sir Bluey Huang, declared January the 10th, 'Drinky Drinky Day' as all hostilities immediately ceased. (Except for when Frank 'Mad Jenny' Patterson, got whacked over the head with a frying pan by his missus, for absolutely no reason other than she liked to do it every second Tuesday)

The Meteor has gone down in history as an aircraft.

I WARNED YOU.