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KeeperOfCoffins โ I'm Bringin' Sexy Back: Part 1
Published: 2013-10-18 19:16:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 240; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 0
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Eliwood is engaging Vincent in another "who's sexier" contest. XDWonder who will win this time?
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LOL XD Eliwood reminds me of Kyo my oc xD he also acts like that random and cute X//D โฅโฅ
Eliwood is the brown haired one right OvO; hope ย didnt mix them up xD
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I'm dying just because of how silly Eli's face is xD
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Oh dear. Eliwood looks.... good O,.O 
See, I'd giggle when coloring nipples. But that's just me xD
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Oh, it's quite amusing when you color the nipples before the skin. XD Oh, does Alli find Eliwood sexy~~?
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>.> Alli might... -blush-
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Eliwood: -pokes his head in- OwO ".....?"
Me: "No, Eliwood. Go away." >_>
Eliwood: -comes in anyway- "Na way!! This lady finds me sexy!!" 
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O/////O -whispers- "Oh shit..."
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Me: "Eli, WHAT are you doing. You're a married man!" >A<
Eliwood: "Ah, chill, Mother Via. I ain't gonna touch 'er."
-it plops onto your shoulder-
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O/////////////,,/////////////O -twitches- "Oh god..."
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Me:
Eliwood: "You think that's good? Check THIS out."
Me: O_O
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O.O -mumbles- "Vincent would kill you..."
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Me: "VINCENT GET IN HERE!!"
Eliwood: "Ah, damn, don't call that tight-assed flower-pickin' money-flipper in here! He'll try to out-sexy me!!" >A<
-Vincent shows up-
Vincent: "What's going on?..." -he looks and sees you here- "...Allison?" o//o
Eliwood: -points at Vincent- "YOU AIN'T STOPPIN' ME, MOTHAFUCKAAA!!!" >: D -he takes his pants off, revealing that he was not wearing any underwear whatsoever-
Me: O__O;;;
Vincent: ".....!!!!!!!!!"
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"OMG!!!" -buries my face in my hands- "Couldn't you put something on under those?! Like rubber ducky boxers or something?!!"
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Eliwood: "Now, WHY would I do that?? I'd be hidin' a MASTERPIECE, then, and you don't cover up a prize, lady!"
Vincent: "YOU'RE CALLING THAT A 'PRIZE'??!?!?"
Eliwood: "Well, yeah!! It certainly gets the job done with my Nadi!"
Vincent: "Oh, God, I think I'm going to vomit...." =//=;;;
Me:
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-turns away and uncovers my face. I rub the back of my neck a little-...-I look toward you and mouth- "Is he on something?"
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Me: -shakes head with an apologetic expression that says, 'Nope, this is him normally.....'-
-just then a red-haired demon woman pokes her head into the room- "....?"
Eliwood: -turns and throws his arms up in delight at the sight of her- "NADI!!!!!" 
Nadia: "....You're naked again."
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-whispers- "Wow..." -looks at Vincent-
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Vincent: -is shaking his head at Eliwood with a disgusted expression-...-then he turns to you and starts leading you away out of the room- "Come on, now, I'll not have your eyes dirtied any more..."
Me: -giggles- >w<
Eliwood: -yells after him- "....YER JUST JEALOUS CAUSE YA GOT A SMALLER DICK!!" >: D
Me: "Oh, God, no." OAO
Vincent: -stops, immediately growing dangerously quiet- "..........."
Nadia: ".....Ouch." -she smirks and fist-bumps Eliwood-
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-stops walking also. Is afraid to look at him but does it anyway- "...."
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Vincent: -slowly turns his head around until he's glancing over his shoulder- "....What did you say, Remenant?......"
Me: o__o;; "........."
Eliwood: "I said yer dick is smaller than mine!" X3 -fist-bumps his smirking wife again-
Vincent: "....Do you care to test that....."
Me: "Oh, dear God, no." OAO
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-inches away slowly toward you, as I feel that is the safest place to be at the moment- @_@
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Me: -hugs you- O_O
Eliwood: "I do NOT want ta see your dick, Mr. Ravenshit. In fact, Nadi and I are gonna go now. We got some bus'ness to attend to!" -he winks and leads his chuckling wife away, out of the room-
Vincent: -growls, then grabs a ruler off of a random nearby table-...-he claws a niche into it and then chucks the ruler after them, shouting- "TOP EIGHT INCHES, YOU ABSURD, BARBARIC SON OF A WHORE!!!!"
Me: "Oh, dear."
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-holds onto you as I giggle quietly- "Oh, my."
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Me: "Um. Vincent?"
Vincent: -turns to look at us-
Me: "You DO realize what you just announced, right?"
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-I bite my lower lip quietly as I snicker-
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Vincent: .///.;; "I....I know!! I don't care!!" -he turns with a huff and storms out of the room, red in the face-
Me: -laughs-
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-bursts out laughing as I hide my face in your shoulder-
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-giggles- Well, whadda ya know....
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Wow...jus-just wow....
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Well, now all his fans know!
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Oh dear, the contest begins...
Cinna: "We should start the contest for us the gals!"
Muneca: "Don't even think about that!"
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Haha!
I love Vincent's face in middle on the right!
I could see Francis pulling some stupid crap like this!
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XD!!!ย Poor Vincent.ย But dang that was funny.
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Yep. That's Eliwood for you! XD
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