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Description XDDD Another great scene for the great Monty Python SPAMALOT play! XD And da song goes like this...

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The Taunter: "Fetchez la vache!"

*cow is catapulted from the French castle landing on Patsy*

King Authur: "Run away! Run Away! Run away from the stench and the trenches!"

All: "Run Away! Run Away!"

Sir Bedever: "From these horrible nasty old Frenchies!"

Sir Robin: "These Frogs with their terrible prattle
Are fighting a battle with cattle!"

Sir Galahad: "We're full of fear so let's get out of here!"

All: "Run Away! Run Away! Run Away!"

Frenchies: "You English are all bugger folk,
Your mothers are all rugger folk,
Your army is a bloody joke,
You couldn't beat an artichoke!"

"If battle you choose to renew,
We'll taunt you till you all turn blue,
We turn our arses as you part,
In your direction we all fart!"

*The French Knight put trumpets to their posteriors and fart the Marseillaise*

The Taunter: "Fetchez les Can-Can-Dancers!"

*The English run head first into line of Can-Can-Girls and all start running around in panic and doing the Can-Can*

The Brits: "Run Away! Run Away! Run Away! RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN AWAY!"

Brits: "Run Away! Run Away!"

King Arthur: "It seems like a helpful solution!"

The Brits: "Run Away! Run Away!"

King Arthur: "To avoid this French Revolution.
We're stuck in a nasty position,
Why don't you take a short intermission,
Have a drink and a pee,
We'll be back for act THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

Patsy: "Two sir!"

King Arthur: "TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

The Brits: "Run Away, Run Away, Run Away, Run Away, Run Away, Run Run Run Run RUN AWAY RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"

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Monty Python: (c) Monty Python

Kelbora as King Arthur: (c)

Dagger as Sir Lancelot: (c)

Dr. Jenishi as Sir Bedever: (c)

Sareiko as Sir Robin: (c)
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Comments: 29

artyom2013 [2013-04-15 04:11:50 +0000 UTC]

the first time running away was productive...

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ramen-channn [2008-01-05 18:57:58 +0000 UTC]

lmao i love those french guys! xD

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kelbora In reply to ramen-channn [2008-01-06 18:43:42 +0000 UTC]

XD Monty in all its enterity kicks @$$!!! Thankies for the comment and fav again! =^_^=

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anyadouc In reply to kelbora [2019-06-20 10:25:23 +0000 UTC]

i love this can you make a story based from that where my username is the king's lady and goes with him to find the holy grail and is carrying his child but dies to save him from a cow catapulted by those french people.?

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ramen-channn In reply to kelbora [2008-01-06 20:24:40 +0000 UTC]

your welcomeee! ~

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ndunsmo [2007-06-04 05:07:33 +0000 UTC]

That was very well done. I especially like the hair you gave the knights.

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kelbora In reply to ndunsmo [2007-06-04 15:16:07 +0000 UTC]

=^_^= Thank you for the comment.

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152716 [2006-07-21 01:41:26 +0000 UTC]

Awesome picture! It's hilarious! I love Monty Python and that song is the best ^_^

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kelbora In reply to 152716 [2006-07-22 02:09:31 +0000 UTC]

XD Rock on!

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DarkDragon-san [2005-12-13 07:00:53 +0000 UTC]

COWS RULE!! humans are *scrathes head with hoof* just humans

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kelbora In reply to DarkDragon-san [2005-12-13 16:40:54 +0000 UTC]

XD lol COWS ROCK! Humans are just so... =o____o=....Common... XD

THANKS FOR THE COMMENT AND THE FAV!

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Cortanis [2005-11-21 18:32:10 +0000 UTC]

What, no guy with cocanuts?

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kelbora In reply to Cortanis [2005-11-24 15:54:19 +0000 UTC]

== Well...we're a rather...er...strapped for cash bunch....sooooooo....er....we...kinda... =o_o;= ate...the....um...ehem...cocanuts...and...er...the guy who was....er...clappin' em.... =^_^;= Hey, ya got to do what you got to do! =^.^=


[:::NOTE::: We didn't acctually eat Patsey...though we did eat his cocanuts. XD ]

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KabochaKitsune [2005-07-05 20:32:13 +0000 UTC]

"Ah fart een yoor genairal dierection!" Holy crap, that's where that's from? XDDD;; I seriously need to watch this movie... T_T;;

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kelbora In reply to KabochaKitsune [2005-07-06 19:09:13 +0000 UTC]

XD Bow before Monty!! XD lol

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paddypaws [2005-06-25 14:20:56 +0000 UTC]

Your army is a bloody joke,
You couldn't beat an artichoke!"

lol!

LMFAO! well done! this rocks!

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kelbora In reply to paddypaws [2005-06-25 18:48:56 +0000 UTC]

XD Danke! *bows*

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DigitalEscape [2005-06-20 13:09:18 +0000 UTC]

Haha! You've got to just love Monty Python and the Holy Grail, it's a classic! But I love your picture by the way.

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kelbora In reply to DigitalEscape [2005-06-20 13:23:22 +0000 UTC]

=^_____^= *bows* Thank you very much for the comment! AND MAY MONTY PYTHON LIE FOREVER!! XD XD

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RebelInABox [2005-06-19 22:35:13 +0000 UTC]

WOOT!!!! Monty Python! *happy dance* great movie and shows !! Awesome job

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kelbora In reply to RebelInABox [2005-06-20 13:23:50 +0000 UTC]

=^_^= Thank you! *bows* Monty ROX!!! XD

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RebelInABox In reply to kelbora [2005-06-20 21:07:55 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes it does..... During my freshman year in high school there was this one lil group who went around the halls before 1st period with coconuts and did a couple of skits while clomping down the hall....i followe the one day till my classroom....It was awesome!

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kelbora In reply to RebelInABox [2005-06-20 23:11:56 +0000 UTC]

XD OMG!! THAT IS THE MOST AWSOME THING EVA!! XD lol There was something similar to that during "Thespian Anniciation Week"! XD I absolutly loved this time of the year! What happened was all of the Wanna-Be-Thespians (Drama People) had to dress up in some crazy theme and do weird stuff for a whole week and if they had completed these ultra weird tasks, they were excepted into the Thespian's Society! My sophmore year I was eating lunch with my buds and we were all in shock at all of the Monty Python people walking around! XD What they had to do was dress up as a character from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail and role play as that character all day! XD My favorite was this one guy who dressed up as The Black Knight who guarded the bridge because he went so far as to put fake limbs on himself and his friend who was king Arthur chased him around school all day hacking off his limbs! XD It was hysterical! lol

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RebelInABox In reply to kelbora [2005-06-21 02:52:35 +0000 UTC]

WOW!!! THAT KICKS ASS!!!!! I wish i could have seen it. Did you take any pictures???? Thats soo cool! *thinks to self* i wonder why i never drew a cartoon from that....*shrugs* awesome stuff!

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kelbora In reply to RebelInABox [2005-06-21 15:30:54 +0000 UTC]

XD lol I wish I had had a camera! These Drama people go all out for this kind of stuff! XD lol Drawing Monty is fun, try it sometime! XD

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RebelInABox In reply to kelbora [2005-06-21 21:24:31 +0000 UTC]

*nods head and smiles* alright i think i shall try some time thank you ^.^ Have fun drawing it yourself

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kelbora In reply to RebelInABox [2005-06-21 23:10:58 +0000 UTC]

XD Danke and good luck with the Monty Art! =^.^=

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JL-Miller [2005-06-19 17:09:56 +0000 UTC]

*laughing* Jeez, Kel... You're a genius! lol!

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kelbora In reply to JL-Miller [2005-06-19 17:23:42 +0000 UTC]

=^_^= Danke sehr! XD

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