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Published: 2019-02-12 23:20:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 1955; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 1
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Khakiston stood over the battlefield, a war he and Arma had helped start, looking down at the chimeric god before him with the expression of a sadistic child who'd found ants to burn with a magnifying glass. "There you are, you puny wimp."If Medik was intimidated, he didn't show it. "And likewise there you are, you violent child of a god. Didn't my father teach you a lessen in not messing with his family?"
Khakiston snarled at the reminder of that humiliation. "Your daddy isn't here. And I see some snacks just waiting to be eaten." The brute licked his lips looking at the wounded soldiers behind the far smaller god.
Medik merely spread his wings widely and stood between the God of Warmongers protectively. "Do not take one more step towards my charges or you will regret it."
The brutish god chuckled. "Oh, are you going to finally fight and be a real god?"
"You wouldn't know a real god if it punched you in the face...and they have, repeatedly," Medik replied. "But no, I won't fight you because I don't feel like giving your twisted worldview a hint of validation."
The giant rolled his eyes. "So what? Are you going to call your daddy on me?"
"No, as amusing as my father handing you your flank a second time would be, I don't need him," Medik replied, turning his hindquarters in Khakiston's direction and looking over his shoulder. "I had something else in mind if you take one more step."
Khakiston smirked and did just that. He then lowered his head so that his humongous eyes were dwarfing Medik's entire body. "And that would be...?"
Medik sighed, though expected as much. He could've hit his target at Khakiston's full height, but the giant had made it easy. The hybrid god lifted his skunk tail like a flag. "This!"
With pinpoint aim, he gave the giant a shot of skunk spray, far more potent due to his size and Divine nature, directly into the pupil of each of Khakiston's eyes. Khakiston screamed in pain, staggering back, clutching his eyes and nose as he hacked and coughed. "YOU LITTLE RUNT! WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
"A little nonlethal chemical warfare," Medik replied, watching the now blind Giant god stagger back, swinging a generated club around and smashing the side of a mountain. Leaving his wards in the care of an angel, he flew around exactly where he wanted Khakiston to go. "Your aim is as bad as your temper. Over here!"
Khakiston roared, blind both from the spray and from fury, swinging around blindly at the voice, unknowingly following exactly where he wanted him.
"Maybe you should cool it and try to wash yourself off at the same time." Medik replied, dodging several more swings and landing on the ground in front of him as Khakiston swung down with enough force to fracture a glacier.
Which incidentally, was exactly what happened.
Medik flew back to his angels as Khakiston found himself buried under several million tons of ice from that nearby glacier (being on the borders of one of the Giant Lands and thus enormous even in scale to the Giant divine) from the avalanche he himself had caused dropped on his head, which would take even him a while to dig himself out of. "Now that that unwelcomed guest is cooling off, back to more important business..."
Yes, Medik's skunk tail does work, and yes, he's very willing to use it in self defense. Wanted to have Medik actually spray, but couldn't figure out a way to make it look right.
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Codex Equestria is a collaborative project started by , though I created this OC.
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Kendell2 In reply to ??? [2019-02-13 20:05:27 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the fav!
And yep, pretty much.
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BrutalityInc [2019-02-13 04:45:14 +0000 UTC]
“It was at this moment, Khakiston knew... he ****ed up.”
— Cultura, of the Novellus Pantheon, commenting on Khakiston’s defeat.
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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2019-02-25 01:08:35 +0000 UTC]
*Cloud of spraay lances out at Khakiston--and the frame freezes with a record scratch*
Khakiston: [Narrating] "Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-13 04:04:20 +0000 UTC]
Especially given he's a god about Princess Luna's height.
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superdude2075 In reply to Kendell2 [2019-02-13 04:05:11 +0000 UTC]
Oh Geez, that’s a lot of musk...
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-13 04:06:40 +0000 UTC]
Yep.
Of course given the guy getting sprayed is the wicked God of Warmongers, kinda had it coming.
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superdude2075 In reply to Kendell2 [2019-02-13 04:08:34 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, but I bet it would still leave you skunkiffeid for... how long?
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-13 04:18:10 +0000 UTC]
Probably quite some times.
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superdude2075 In reply to Kendell2 [2019-02-13 04:19:25 +0000 UTC]
Did you write this in the codex? If so which part?
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-13 04:21:23 +0000 UTC]
Codex Equestria: Deities and Divines (Part 9)
Queen Mab I, the Fae Preeminent
Classification: Ethereal
Portfolio: Nature, Entropy, Chaos
Rank: Primeval
"It's a shame you are all still so dull! Maybe if I turn some of you into worms, with a hundred eyes and a hundred legs? The world could do with a little makeover..."
Very few beings in the world can genuinely cause Emperor Blackthorn to grow concerned. Queen Mab the First is one of them.
Queen Mab I is an ancient Goddess of Nature, Entropy, and Chaos, also known as the First Fae. Her exact origins are unknown, but it is known that her Empire of the Fae was a contemporary of the Alicorn Civilization of old, and it is likely if she is not the first being on Equus to call itself a Fae, she's the oldest in known history. What is also known of her is at some point, she went completely and utterly mad.
Details are unclear, but her daughter Queen Mab II implies that the circumstances involved the Cycle turning and an uprising akin to the First Spawn Rebellion, with t
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superdude2075 In reply to Kendell2 [2019-02-13 04:27:36 +0000 UTC]
Can I ask him something?
Fire: Is he the biggest thing you’ve skunked?
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-13 04:34:04 +0000 UTC]
Medik: Yes, I would say so. He is a giant divine after all.
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-13 04:46:21 +0000 UTC]
Medik: A few dragons who decided to try and pillage war fields and wanted the armor off of my patients and by force.
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superdude2075 In reply to Kendell2 [2019-02-13 04:48:31 +0000 UTC]
Fire: Glad your a good guy
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-13 04:51:22 +0000 UTC]
Medik: Thank you. I do my best.
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superdude2075 In reply to Kendell2 [2019-02-13 04:53:41 +0000 UTC]
Fire: So do you like being part skunk?
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-13 05:03:36 +0000 UTC]
Medik: It's very handy. Nonlethal but very effective.
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superdude2075 In reply to Kendell2 [2019-02-13 13:23:32 +0000 UTC]
Fire: Can you smell without spraying?
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-13 13:36:09 +0000 UTC]
Medik: I have little reason to normally, but magically I can.
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superdude2075 In reply to Kendell2 [2019-02-13 14:38:07 +0000 UTC]
Fire: Care to demonstrate?
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-13 14:39:05 +0000 UTC]
Medik: I normally only do in self defense.
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superdude2075 In reply to Kendell2 [2019-02-13 14:45:46 +0000 UTC]
Fire: It would be just this once... I bet your rather proud of it, too
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-13 14:47:13 +0000 UTC]
Medik: If I may ask, why are you so interested?
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superdude2075 In reply to Kendell2 [2019-02-13 14:49:12 +0000 UTC]
Fire: My wife and I, want to see and smell all the sights of our world, I guess I got it from her being a skunk pony...
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-13 15:24:22 +0000 UTC]
Medik: Ah, I see. Well, I suppose I can oblige in that case.
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superdude2075 In reply to Kendell2 [2019-02-13 15:43:19 +0000 UTC]
Fire: Which do you preference? Spray or scent?
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superdude2075 In reply to Kendell2 [2019-02-13 17:21:48 +0000 UTC]
Fire: Okay, spray them, how about at that flower over there?
Also any warnings?
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-13 18:48:39 +0000 UTC]
Medik: I would prefer a rock or something. I am a deer god if you recall. While I'm not as strict about nature as King Aspen is, I would rather leave nature be if I can help it.
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superdude2075 In reply to Kendell2 [2019-02-13 19:03:30 +0000 UTC]
Fire: Okay, any warnings about the spray, I imagine that it’s pretty sti-
(Can he help finish his scentence?)
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-13 19:30:53 +0000 UTC]
It's not exactly in character for him to say stinky unprompted to be honest.
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superdude2075 In reply to Kendell2 [2019-02-13 19:44:56 +0000 UTC]
OOC: If Fire asked him to, would he?
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-13 19:48:02 +0000 UTC]
OOC: Probably, he's a nice guy.
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superdude2075 In reply to Kendell2 [2019-02-13 19:55:52 +0000 UTC]
Fire: Okay any warnings, if not, can you finish this, I bet your scent is pretty...
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-13 20:31:32 +0000 UTC]
Medik: Foul? Yes, it is skunk spray after all. *Sprays rock*
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superdude2075 In reply to Kendell2 [2019-02-13 20:40:34 +0000 UTC]
Fire sniffs, then cover back up tears in his eyes.
Fire: Oh my...
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-15 03:13:59 +0000 UTC]
Medik: Was that what you were hoping for?
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superdude2075 In reply to Kendell2 [2019-02-15 03:38:49 +0000 UTC]
Fire nods
Fire: How would you discribe it? Must include the word stinky
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-17 03:12:45 +0000 UTC]
Medik: Just so you know, while I'm reasonable there are other gods who don't take kindly to being told they 'must' do something. I'm not one of them, but some of my relatives are.
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superdude2075 In reply to Kendell2 [2019-02-17 03:23:55 +0000 UTC]
Fire: Okay, I understand, I won’t do it again.
Now, can you please answer the question if you don’t mind
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-18 04:25:35 +0000 UTC]
Medik: Very well. And yes, I suppose it is 'stinky'.
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-19 06:07:31 +0000 UTC]
Medik: I hope that entertained you.
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Kendell2 In reply to superdude2075 [2019-02-20 03:17:22 +0000 UTC]
Medik: You are quite welcome.
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