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Kenthayle — That's five and half already
Published: 2013-01-04 06:19:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 1822; Favourites: 40; Downloads: 5
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I need to start barricading my door better.Next on Off the Shelf: Red Alert mysteriously ends up stuffed in the washing machine! Again.
Lol, just joking. It's about time he got on my butt again about my erratic sleep schedules. Maybe threat of spatula will help me haul myself into the waking world at a decent hour.
Transformers belong to HasTak, who probably doesn't have to put up with this.
My Red Alert is mine because no one else WILL put up with this. He's just lucky he's still cute.
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Pfft...
Hillarious, just freaken hillarios!
I don't have trouble waking up, it's falling asleep that's my problem. 
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Well, at least you're up int he morning! But that sucks when you can't get enough sleep
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Yeah, if I don't get much sleep though it's still not a good thing... ^w^; I think I can get by with 6 hours of sleep, but lately I have only gotten about 5 hours. I know it's to little but I can do little about the cause I'm afraid.
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...I hope to god my Red Alert doesn't get any ideas like that...
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Just keep him busy by telling him the neighbour kid's Tonka Trucks have been talking about expanding their territory. That should keep him from getting bored enough to try this
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He let's you sleep til 8? That's pretty generous. Wheeljack dive bombed me at 4 this morning. He has apparently designated himself as the one to get me up on time to get the kids ready for school. No one told him they DON'T go to school on Saturday. So, I'd pretty much almost pay GOOD money to see Red do a panel by panel STRUGGLE to get out of the sheet bin - with Thrust mocking him and throwing things and then ratting on him for dirtying your sheets for good measure (it's all funny til they get the cat's attention and you have to wash them all over again).
Can I write that? Well yes I can, cause I finished my book that inspired mondo jealous in my toys cause - THEY ain't in it - not that Lockdown would want me to write how he fell in my holiday cookie batter ruining it or how Steve ended up in mother in law's hard candy at the bottom of her purse with the medication smell...
Yeah, I pretty much talk like this to myself ALL DAY (cause the kids, cats, and toys don't listen...)
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I nearly died laughing reading that. Hell yes, lady, you write that!
8am is a very generous time... considering I have a morning class starting soon that requires me to be awake even earlier 
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I would have made it longer, but I always feel bad torturing Red Alert...
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Red had better make exceptions for weekends and holidays.
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It's okay, he's still puny and it takes a while to find his way out of the sheet bin
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But sleeping is so nice in the morning/afternoon anyway I never go to bed unless.it's passed 12 Am. I try to sleep earlier but still dont acctually sleep till 2 XC I need someone to smack me with a spatula
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Awww, lucky! My 'bots never help me wake up. Mostly because they want me to stay in bed longer so they can stay with me. 
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Ugh, I know. Thrust is the worst alarm clock. He sleeps even longer than me.
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At least I can scrape Blurr and Jazz out of bed during school days. Blurr even woke up at four thirty with me when I had to work, and stayed awake all day long.
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I know how you feel. Sunstreaker slaps me with my hair brush every time I wake up past ten. Not the best way to wake up, but he loves me even though he is a diva.
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Naughty Red. Though really, he's just taking care of you.
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Tough love... comes at the price of spatula
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Lol no, it is not. But the decision is out of my hands now
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Well, the mallet just encourages me to sleep more
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It's alright. Even before New Year's, I've had Strafe wake me up screaming that we had Decepticons in the house. *facepalm*
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one phrase: WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK IS HE THINKING! lol sorry for the swear, bad habit.
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