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Read the NEXT "It Sucks to be Weegie"Β here!And now, another chapter ofΒ "It Sucks to Be Weegie". Laugh and cry with Mario's little brother Luigi as he struggles with handicap of...well...being Luigi.
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NinjaHeart In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 17:12:50 +0000 UTC]
If you don't want me referencing the movie, then just reference the fan film--his last name is Segali.Β
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SixGunShauna In reply to NinjaHeart [2013-10-16 17:18:53 +0000 UTC]
Hey, Segali is still better than Mario.
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LDMythos In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:54:51 +0000 UTC]
The Mario bros. don't have a surname, like Madonna or Cromartie. (Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles reference, FYI)
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mangagoddess1 In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:52:28 +0000 UTC]
I think its Mario or Mario~bros or to be cool Luigi coulda said "My name is Mr L. Luigi (lol) so Luigi Luigi i guess"...wait how did every else get in because last name don't seem to really exist inΒ the world of Nintendo lol
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Octoboy-the-8th In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:51:48 +0000 UTC]
I actually figured he and Mario's last name was "Nintendo" because Mario's Super Smash trophy (I think the Melee one) called him "Mr. Nintendo". Though that probably wasn't meant to be literal.
Still better than their last name being "Mario" at any rate.
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MetalixK In reply to Octoboy-the-8th [2013-10-16 16:55:40 +0000 UTC]
But they're the Mario Bros. Somehow I doubt Mario has so much ego as to name the pair after himself.
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Octoboy-the-8th In reply to MetalixK [2013-10-16 17:28:44 +0000 UTC]
Does Mario ever actually refer to the two of them as that? I figured that's just something players of the game call them.Β
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MetalixK In reply to Octoboy-the-8th [2013-10-16 22:23:29 +0000 UTC]
Not really no. Mario Bros is mostly just the name of the series.
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shota In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:44:41 +0000 UTC]
I know a million people have said this already, but yes, Super Mario Bros. implies that it's just gotta be 'Mario.' You poor thing. You've shunned your brother from your life so heavily that you can't even remember you last name because it's associated with your superstar, hotshot brother. Luigi needs consoling.
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Mr-Dusk14 In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:43:54 +0000 UTC]
Having Mario as a last name makes sense, the game is called "Mario Brothers" not "Mario and his Brother"
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Alistu In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:40:10 +0000 UTC]
You sure know how to open a can of worms.
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DJCHIMP In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:37:41 +0000 UTC]
Um, if you've seen the Mario Bros movie, you would know the answer. It's Luigi Mario, no joke. T:
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FlyingPrincess In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:37:08 +0000 UTC]
It's Mario. Haven't you ever seen the god awful super mario bros movie? They explain it.
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MGZE In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:34:54 +0000 UTC]
he don't had LastName...
shigeru miyamoto was say that
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mandalorianjedi In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:34:10 +0000 UTC]
Everyone keeps referencing the movie for his last name. Please stop it. If you want to take the logic of that movie into canon, then Luigi is also Mario's Colombian adopted son and the princess Daisey (before daisy was invented so at the time, it was Princess Toadstool because this was also before they named her Peach) is his love interest.
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MGlitch In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:31:54 +0000 UTC]
It's...uh....does he have a last name?
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FudgeFiddle In reply to MGlitch [2013-10-16 19:31:25 +0000 UTC]
- The Mario Bros. consist of Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. They are the Mario Brothers because their last name is Mario. This is why it isn't the Luigi brothers. (Note: This has been confirmed by Miyamato-san himself.)
Says it right in the "Naming" section.
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MGlitch In reply to FudgeFiddle [2013-10-16 21:17:14 +0000 UTC]
Quote, "But just like Mickey Mouse doesn't really have a last name, Mario is really just Mario and Luigi is really just Luigi.", unquote. Shigeru Miyamoto, Game-Informer, issue 234, New Super Mario Bros. U. Don't challenge me on Mario facts and I won't challenge you.
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FudgeFiddle In reply to MGlitch [2013-10-16 22:46:43 +0000 UTC]
Feel good? Feel like a big man?
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MGlitch In reply to FudgeFiddle [2013-10-16 22:49:11 +0000 UTC]
If I felt like a big man I would have ignored your comment. A big man doesn't need to correct others who are wrong. They accept what has been said and leaves it be.
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FudgeFiddle In reply to MGlitch [2013-10-17 00:48:18 +0000 UTC]
I wasn't the one raging around speaking as if my words were gospel. Dude, I agreed with you, just leave it be. I was just making a joke, it was a reference to a cartoon.
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MGlitch In reply to FudgeFiddle [2013-10-17 01:37:28 +0000 UTC]
I have watched many a cartoon and the joke you made was not one.
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FudgeFiddle In reply to MGlitch [2013-10-17 02:07:59 +0000 UTC]
You must be too young for American Dad then. Season 3, Episode 9: Frannie 911
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MGlitch In reply to FudgeFiddle [2013-10-17 02:08:59 +0000 UTC]
Young? I'm 20 years old but I don't care much for that show. Nor have I seen all the episodes.
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koakuma666 In reply to FudgeFiddle [2013-10-16 20:23:45 +0000 UTC]
I thought Miyamoto did the exact opposite : confirming it was false?
www.nintendolife.com/news/2012β¦
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FudgeFiddle In reply to koakuma666 [2013-10-16 20:39:33 +0000 UTC]
Eh, I dunno. It's widely accepted that their names are Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. That article may be true but I'm sure people will still say their last name is Mario. This debate has been going on forever.Β
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koakuma666 In reply to FudgeFiddle [2013-10-16 23:40:33 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, though me i find the idea of them being named mario mario and luigi mario dumb.
I prefer them without last names.
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DANYANTTO In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:28:42 +0000 UTC]
i dunno about it but when i was a kid in the cartoonhe claimed himself (mario i meas) to be "mario fetuccinni" (yeah like the pasta)Β
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OtakuDanny In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:26:30 +0000 UTC]
Your last name is 'Mario', Luigi.
I know everybody hates that last name, But I couldn't help it.
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Team-Lava In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:26:10 +0000 UTC]
Jeez, its about time you brought this back.
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Kon998877 In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:25:46 +0000 UTC]
Sergeant Simon: Okay how many Marios are there between the two of you?
Luigi: Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
Another Hollywood masterpiece!! lol
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Lawlsomedude In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:25:41 +0000 UTC]
We can't base his last name off the title "Mario Brothers." In England, Dream Team was released with the title "Mario & Luigi: Dream Team Bros."
So yeah, there's that.
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doodlescribble In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:25:09 +0000 UTC]
Aww, poor Weegie. Now he can't introduce himself James Bond-style without knowing his last name!
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JoeoftheMasks In reply to doodlescribble [2013-10-16 17:23:09 +0000 UTC]
Mario, Luigi Mario.
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atsirka In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:24:31 +0000 UTC]
Luigi Mario! According to the movie...
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JWink88 In reply to atsirka [2013-10-16 16:29:02 +0000 UTC]
We are NEVER talking about that movie!!! lol
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atsirka In reply to JWink88 [2013-10-16 16:31:33 +0000 UTC]
LOL I never saw it just the Nostalgia Critics review XD
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Benji-Blacksky In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:24:25 +0000 UTC]
Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
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PowerSourceArts In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:24:09 +0000 UTC]
That is funny luigiif you can't remember your last bane how do you remember your brothers?
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MetaLatias5 In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:22:37 +0000 UTC]
I think I once heard that his name's Luigi Mario, like they're the Mario brothers because that's their last name XD Mario Mario and Luigi Mario
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BlueRoseOfSerenity2 In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:21:34 +0000 UTC]
Someone once told me that his last name must be Mario because he and Mario are the "Mario Brothers". Β I'm pretty sure no one would name their kid 'Mario Mario', though, so back to the drawing board/Google?
Anyway, I love these! Poor Weegie always gets the short end of the stick, huh?
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DivinityWitheld In reply to ??? [2013-10-16 16:21:10 +0000 UTC]
His last name is Mario (Super Mario Bros. The Movie) Β still funny though.
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TookieKat In reply to DivinityWitheld [2014-03-04 03:16:40 +0000 UTC]
lol love ur stuff...
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