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kevinbolk — My Perfect 80's Sitcom Family
Published: 2013-07-18 02:22:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 35010; Favourites: 1499; Downloads: 89
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Read more "I'm My Own Mascot" here: www.kevinbolk.com/comic/mascot…The 80's were a magical time...well, depending on your definition of "magical."
For you young'ns who aren't up on 80's television...
Small Wonder: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnFK1n…
Mrs. Huxtable on The Cosby Show: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPFz_q…
And you should know Optimus Freakin' Prime. ;D
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Hmm, odd, I never imagined having a different family. Having awesome friends, yes, like a dragon or something, but never wished for a different family per se.
What was your real family like?
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I would agree about Clair Huxtable--I was adult in the 80's, but I thought [and think] that she was one of the best TV moms ever!
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Is it just me or does your dream house break apart into Legos?
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i think everyone wanted a lego house when they were a kid.
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Who wouldn't want Optimus Prime as their father?
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Why wouldn't you want her to punch out Hitler?
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He did nothing to deserve it.
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So ordering the killings millions of Jewish and/or gypsy people and having them carried out is a GOOD thing in your book?
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Can you tell me why you think a Jewish Holocaust happened?
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Because I know a woman that lived through it.
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There are more Holocaust "survivors" than there are confirmed dead Holocaust victims lol. Most if not every one of these people who miraculously lived through the concentration camps are lying Zionists.
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Wow, you're an idiot. If the Holocaust didn't happen, then why are there entire museums dedicated to it? Why do classrooms all over the world talk about it? Why are there tours of former concentration camps? What was the real cause of WWII then?
I bet that you also think that man hasn't landed on the moon, Charlie Manson was innocent, Autism is caused by vaccinations, the Earth is flat, the sun revolves around the Earth and many other untrue shits like those.
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Good question. We should also add why it is illegal in about 15 separate countries to deny the existence of the Jewish Holocaust. Why do you personally think it was thought necessary to literally make it illegal to think a certain way about the Jewish Holocaust, and only the Jewish Holocaust? Do you think, perhaps, it's to stop people from questioning the validity of these different forms of propaganda? Or do you really believe WWII was a result of the Jewish Holocaust, and everything within these museums filled with deceit, textbooks with doctored images of typhus outbreaks, Zionist Holocaust "survivors" who insist that sewage pipes spewed blood and faced cruel and unusual punishment, concentration camps which were, for all intents and purposes, considered haphazard in construction, to be absolute truth?
I'd much appreciate it if you didn't rely on false equivalence to justify your denial. I do not believe there is any truth behind any of those conspiracy notions.
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The Holocaust happened. Who ever said it was illegal to think a certain way about anything? People question propoganda all the time. Ever hear of the Red Scare? I believe the result of WWII was the Holocaust. My grandfather was in WWII. I'm not going to doubt anything the guy told me about it because he was a really bad liar and he never lied about his military career.
I would appreciate it if you weren't an idiotic conspiracy theorist that denied the truth behind WWII. Hitler was a bad guy who ordered the slayings of millions because he was an extreme case of nuts, charisma and racism
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The Holocaust happened.
[citation needed]
Look it up real quick. It's illegal in over a dozen countries to question the validity of the Jewish Holocaust. People have been arrested, jailed, and fined for questioning the mainstream account. You're historically ignorant if you believe that Nazi Germany had any sort of means to systematically exterminate 6mil+ Jews domestically whilst also having their military force invading other European territories.
The concentration camps existed in Germany, much to the same effect as the ones within the United States. Thousands of people contained within the Nazi concentration camps died as a result of famine, typhus epidemics, and such other things. Germany did not have any practical means to exterminate 6mil+ people. Zyklon B is a pesticide which took much too long to kill such an exaggerated number of people [who have never been confirmed to exist]. Cremation is an impractical and resource wasting way to dispose of the highly exaggerated death toll within the Jewish Holocaust. Mass grave sites which were said to contain the remains of millions of people have only ever come up with a total around 200k.
Take a look at our conversation critically. I've explained to you the discrepancies in the mainstream account of the Holocaust, and in return you say that textbooks are right because they are right, museums are right because they are right, your grandfather was right because he was right, and a Holocaust survivor was right because they were right. Which one appears to be the idiot in the situation?
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I'm still going to go with you. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to do something that doesn't involve a wacky conspiracy theorist who most likely had no future as a productive member of society.
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I'm still going to go with you. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to do something that doesn't involve a wacky conspiracy theorist who most likely had no future as a productive member of society.
So this roughly translates to:
I've had my argument refuted and thrown back into my face, but I can't accept the fact that I'm being overwhelmed, so I'm going to try disengaging in this conversation whilst throwing a silly ad hominem to make sure I don't look like a complete dumbass
Get wrecked lol.
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I still believe you're just a nutcase. My arguments (all of them most of the time) may be weak but there's plenty of evidence that the Holocaust happened. I just don't feel like actually researching the subject in-depth because most nutcases like you will just deny and deny and live in lala-land while worthwhile people actually contribute to the world.
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I still believe you're just a nutcase. My arguments (all of them most of the time) may be weak but there's plenty of evidence that the Holocaust happened. I just don't feel like actually researching the subject in-depth because most nutcases like you will just deny and deny and live in lala-land while worthwhile people actually contribute to the world.
Roughly translates to:
I still think you're wrong even though I have no argument otherwise. You're probably just a lunatic because you don't agree with what everyone else agrees with, and you'd probably continue to refute my argument so there's no point in talking about the subject in-depth because you're still a lunatic. Excuse me while I continue to get the last word in and act like I'm on the moral high ground because I'm a sheep who doesn't question the validity of certain things.
Anal devastation looks good on you.
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Wow, you must really want me to block you I wonder if you'll block me first since I don't feel like blocking anyone right now. I dare you to visit a gulag in Poland and deny the Holocaust. See what happens then. If the Nazis didn't kill all those people like you've implied, why did they get sent to jail for crimes against humanity? Just for kicks? Were the charges all made up? Educate me, oh wise one. What really happened during WWII? Did we all fight each other over who got to eat the last cupcake by firing water pistols filled with soda pop? Were the nukes that led to the Cold War all just fakes? Is Weekly World News the only news source we can trust? Is global climate change, despite what everyone who could be considered an expert on the climate says, actually some grand scheme designed to sell more sunblock and push up fuel prices?
Let me guess: you're going to try to come up with some rebuttal that involves calling me an idiot while you provide no actual proof to your claims and then you'll try to insult me again at the end of it. Go ahead. Fulfill the prophecy, oh chosen one.
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Nazis are not immune to criticism, and they should be held accountable for the death toll from within domestic territory in concentration camps; from observable information taken at mass graves, no more than 200,000-500,000 people in total. Nazi soldiers and leaders were tortured for their confessions and information supporting the imaginary death toll of six million. Any information written about the concentration camps does not explicitly state a concentrated or systematical attempt at exterminating 6 million Jews. Apparently all the paper work saying anything of the sort conveniently disappeared before the Allies could get that. I'd ask that you take a minute to reflect on this quip: History is written by the winners. Nazi leaders were jailed because they were guilty of whatever the Allies wanted them to be.
I'd suggest that you don't continue throwing around loaded questions. It's one of the more obvious and unimpressive logical fallacies.
Let me guess: you're going to try to come up with some rebuttal that involves calling me an idiot while you provide no actual proof to your claims and then you'll try to insult me again at the end of it.
The sheer irony of this statement is enough of an insult to your credibility as it is, lol.
PS: You replied to me. If you're so emotionally perturbed by this conversation that you find an urge to block me from responding, then I'd suggest first simply trying to stop replying with emotionally charged rebuttals for me to mock you with. I understand that your ego compels you to get the last word in, but I think it would be much more mature if you simply stop when you've been bested. Think about it.
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Yeah, I still see you provide no proof. You're about as credible as I am, mein freund. You yourself haven't proven there's a big cover-up going on. I at least cited some sources (e.g. my grandfather) while you have cited none. You said "observable information" but you do not say where it can or was able to be observed. Show me that information. Let me guess: you're going to cite The Onion if you cite anything at all.
My mood-swings are what first compelled me to talk to you. My state of mind changes at the drop of a hat. I can be angry one second then deliriously happy the next. Still, at least even in my less sane/stable state of mind, I know that Hitler deserved to be killed or at the very least harmed in some way. He actually committed suicide after killing his wife/cousin and their dog but that's not the point of the argument.
If you want proof of how quickly and oddly my mind can change, go find my Sailor Mankey picture and read the comments. I think that it's around the tenth comment that the argument originally ended and on the eleventh that I re-started the conversation to clear up my mental instability.
Go ahead and apply to another art school, Adolf; the privately-run Jewish one isn't the only one you could use to excel your skills.
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The only way this could be better is if your next door neighbors were the Real Ghostbusters.
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Sorry, that would BE so awesome. *Sighs*
Stupid typos...
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strangly enough, the more I think about it, the more I have to agree, this WOULD be the best sitcom family
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well, i wanted my dad to be skelletor or monstar but i guess nobody gets what they want :3
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Who DOESN'T want Optimus Prime as their dad, really?
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Now that's freaking awesome XD
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I love Optimus Prime in your style, but... Robocop.
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YES! The Cosby show!! YAY! I approve of this family. ;D
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I used to watch small wonder when I was a kid lol. This is awesome. I loved all of these shows.
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