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Published: 2012-09-05 17:29:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 48907; Favourites: 3016; Downloads: 515
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Description With the GOP & Democratic National Conventions going on in the States, I’ve been encountering a lot of these lately…and not even a master ball can contain them.
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Comments: 476

Majajaja In reply to ??? [2012-09-06 03:11:51 +0000 UTC]

Why don't you reply to what I posted? I'm very curious about what you have to say.

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The-Dude4 In reply to Majajaja [2012-09-06 23:14:48 +0000 UTC]

I am sorry I have not responded sooner. I went offline after my comment and did not come back til now.

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emeraldcrusade In reply to ??? [2012-09-06 01:32:24 +0000 UTC]

Let me guess, your some leftist liberal that supports obama because out of the blue he tells us all that he supports gay marrige? Funny thig that is, its like he was only saying it near the next election to try and get more votes or something right? But hey thats just crazy talk, I mean why would obama lie to get more votes. Its not like he's always did it since he was in office.
But see the thing about it, I know george bush left him with crap, but I'm pretty sure it went something 'hope and change'...right? Well ever since he came into office I haven't been seeing alot of that, infact he's made it worse ten fold, got the US debt up to $50 trillion or so (largest in the world btw) started 2 illigal wars and well lets just say, the list goes on for a while, Also if theres something I have to respect obama is that he's pretty great at lieing, either that or americans are really gullable.

Also I'm sorry the reason most people would go with romney is because he's new and alot of people know that obamas shit and dont want to make the same mistake twice by voting him again like they did with bush, and it doesn't matter how long he was in, he most certainly could of done better or alot good, but he didn't, he couldn't, because he's weak. He would rather sell out the citizens of the US and make them suffer to please the big corparations like every other politician in america so they can stay welathly and keep there little system the've created to make it possible. Also no affense but theres more non gays than gays in american and even though romenys polices are against gays the majority of people would agree with him and sell all gays out because lets be honest, gays rights are quite a new thing to this world and like any other new minority or group of people that are new or diffrent, your all going to be discriminated and treated diffrently for a while and alot of the time hated upon, even if its not out in the open to your face, belive me when I say this but alot of people mainly dont like gays because people think its unnatural, which it is in a essence, again sorry but thats just the hard truth.

Bottom line is america is one of the most courrupt places on this planet and wont last long, trust me american isn't 1# as your all brought up to belive.

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keywii In reply to ??? [2012-09-06 00:56:31 +0000 UTC]

thanks you two for proving the point of this comic. Can I just add that there are conservatives and religious people who believe in Gay rights....etc....You merely have proven the point of the comic.

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i-Clarke In reply to ??? [2012-09-06 00:37:07 +0000 UTC]

You know you're only proving Kevin's point, right?

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emeraldcrusade In reply to i-Clarke [2012-09-06 00:45:29 +0000 UTC]

Nope because I'm not backing any party up, but you can see the angry person clearly has a shirt saying 'my guy 2012' which basicly means either obama or romney, I'm just making sure you all know its stupid to belive theres any diffrence.

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go77go In reply to ??? [2012-09-06 00:29:47 +0000 UTC]

What are you talking about Obama took our falling economy and stopped it from falling. he had ended one of the two wars we had and is ending the second one. those two wars and a lot of bush policies are what caused said nosedive obama is very different from bush. and yes the two party system is stupid.

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emeraldcrusade In reply to go77go [2012-09-06 01:04:42 +0000 UTC]

Are you fucking retarded? Or just some obama loving liberal that belives the whole 'hope and change' bullshit he pitched to you in 2008? Yeah we all know bush was a pretty stupid tool of a president, but technically he did better than obama, if you didn't know in 2008 when obama came into office the debt wasn't so bad, what did obama do, he tripled the debt,bailed out banks numerous times, technically brought you into 2 illegal wars (liybia and syria) with out congresses concent, basicly lied about everything he promised in 2008 yet non of you ever bring that fact up, brought america to its worth in ratings of homeless,housing,war spending, signed abunch of bills that destroy your freedom in general, walk all over the consitution, beg for more money from the chinese and beg for the debt limit to be rased with them so america doesn't look weak to the europeans, prolonged the war in afgan and kept the troops in iraq,afgan for many years to come, lied and cut spending on alot of social budgets, cause racial tension between blacks and whites with the whole stupid trayvon bullshit, supply islamic extreamists in the middle east even though there suppost to be your number 1 enemy (f**king hyprocites) in places like liybia and syria as well as funding them and other terriorts like the cartels in mexico and other south american groups.

I could go on for a long while but the bottom line is america is the actually THE worst 1st world country in the world and a disgrace to all other western countries and all americans should feel ashamed of there current goverments and should be rioting by now, but wait, oh yeah you carn't because you all get fucked side ways by your overlly geared up police, lets face it your all going to be living pretty much like nazi germany soon, but the sad thing about it is most of you are all too stupid to notice, enjoy your shit country fool.

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keywii In reply to go77go [2012-09-06 00:59:53 +0000 UTC]

Yeah Bush was no saint, but Obama has spent more money in his 4 years then Bush did in his. 0_o Just saying get the facts before you go and throw something out there. I am not saying I am in support of anyone but I am sure I am not the only one who feels Obama hasn't given Americans they change we had hoped for...

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Okhorse21 In reply to keywii [2012-09-06 01:48:10 +0000 UTC]

I feel you bro...

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ArtisticApe In reply to ??? [2012-09-06 00:24:56 +0000 UTC]

Was that rant really necessary?

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emeraldcrusade In reply to ArtisticApe [2012-09-06 00:47:09 +0000 UTC]

Ok, well lets see if it is or not with this question, tell me as long or as short as you want how america is doing lately not just politically but on all aspects, awenser that and we'll see if it was necessary or not.

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KattoTang In reply to emeraldcrusade [2012-09-06 01:36:37 +0000 UTC]

How's America doing lately? Better than Spain and Greece.

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emeraldcrusade In reply to KattoTang [2012-09-06 01:48:07 +0000 UTC]

Thats where your wrong, american has more debt than any other country in the world. Also how is america doing lately?I mean how is it doing in your mind? You know the tyipical american mentality, the "where 1#!" mentality, you still taking in the bullcrap? Well let me just give you a little reality check, america is probably doing the shittest overall in terms of 1st world countires, infact there are loads of 2nd world countries that surpass america generally too, wow must suck to be american right about now.

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KattoTang In reply to emeraldcrusade [2012-09-06 03:24:15 +0000 UTC]

Did I say anything about debt? Oh look, no I didn't. If you would've bothered to ask, I would've told you I was referencing their unemployment rates.

Actually, I dislike America very much and am planning on immigrating to Europe in the future. But of course, you just think I'm retarded simply because I'm American, as is evidenced by your ridiculous rant. Bravo sir, you showed just how much better you are than me in your xenophobia.

It's funny too, since I could be considered an Anglophile.

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emeraldcrusade In reply to KattoTang [2012-09-06 13:09:38 +0000 UTC]

You Immigrate to europe? Good luck getting the money to do that as I'm pretty sure people get paid a ridiculously low amount for most jobs, that is if you can even get one, also please indulge me, tell me which country you where thinking of going to?

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KattoTang In reply to emeraldcrusade [2012-09-06 13:47:40 +0000 UTC]



Because you are the authority on American society and culture and economy. Have you even ever been here? I've been to Europe. Haha.

It's amusing, your hate-mongering and xenophobia really make you just like the "typical" Americans you seem to hate so much.

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emeraldcrusade In reply to KattoTang [2012-09-06 14:24:48 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I have actually, I went to texas, and I'll tell you the amount of obese people in just that one state I went to was atrocious, Like litirally your countrys obesity rate is appalling, also dont get me started on your retarded news channels spewing out bullshit like theres no tomorrow, funny that they do thing like that, its like there being told what to say right? I mean I was only there for like a month and a half and I could all ready see america is not as it says it is, its not the best country in the world actually one of the shittest in the world, the amount of homeless people is ridiculous,plus alot of americans are ignorant twats that think there superior to the world when in truth the rest of the world esspecially europe laughts at you all,also where do you think you'll go really? If you think about going to europe prepear to learn a new language, or if you think about going to the UK prepear to feel like a minority and get hated on, because we have a thing of disliking foreigners because they think they can just come to england and live of are economy and not give.

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KattoTang In reply to emeraldcrusade [2012-09-06 15:44:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh, you went to Texas! So you feel you can compare all of America to Texas, right?

Lol, while I realize that America is nowhere close to being #1, but as much as I dislike America, it's not anywhere close to being the worst country in the world. That's just your bigotry talking, and you have nothing to back up such a claim (such as proof via citing sources and statistics).

>"If you think about going to europe prepear to learn a new language"
Mijn Nederlands is slecht, maar beter dan je Engels.

>"we have a thing of disliking foreigners"

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emeraldcrusade In reply to KattoTang [2012-09-06 16:57:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh you can use google translate? well done colonial, oh and unless you like the islam community I suggest not going to the neverlands, because remember your 1# enemy is the islamic extreamists. (even though you fund them with weapons in the middle east, yep, american logic) Also Its plainly obvious that america is the worst out of the 1st world countries when you look at things like amount of national debt, currancy worth, credit rating, crimes ratings ect. If you wanted to I could link you and back up these things but like I've said where just about done here, I made my point clear and that was my objective on this post and I've completed it.

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KattoTang In reply to emeraldcrusade [2012-09-06 19:15:12 +0000 UTC]

Right, anyone who speaks another language obviously is using Google Translate. It couldn't possibly be that someone actually spent time learning the language and speaking it while living abroad. Nope.

So, you don't realize Canada, Australia, and New Zealand have currencies worth less than America's? Seems English isn't the only thing you need to brush up on.

The only "point" you've made abundantly clear is that hollow vessels do indeed make the most noise. Congratulations.

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emeraldcrusade In reply to KattoTang [2012-09-06 23:43:50 +0000 UTC]

fuck you. At least we are civilised and try to get them to stop without using violence. Seriously, you americans wave your guns around as much as a caveman wielding a club. Fuck... you probably don't even know what a caveman is since it wasn't on the curriculum because of some creationist fucktard trying to sneak past the peer-review process. We at least know what evolution entails and how it works and why it works and what makes it work. You can't even get the definition of it straight.
All your universities and renowned schools are filled with foreign students from countries that have had an education. While you're going around playing astronaut and soldier we europeans run the fucking household. Your debt is sinking deeper than ever with the rightwing mentality that far to many voters have and it's nearly ensuring that the USA is an intellectual and financial sinkhole. Isn't it about fucking time the US started restricting the creation of guns and sold that excess metal on the market? or what about your bloated military? it's so fucking huge yet you can't even handle a couple of sandniggers.
You were once the most secular nation in the west, but you've reverted to a country more in line with medieval europe, you know, that time called "the DARK AGES" from which we have already lifted ourselves. in terms of religiosity you rank just above turkey.
you give tax-breaks to the rich and suck the poor dry and you still claim to be the greatest fucking country in the world?... you're a fucking joke.

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KattoTang In reply to emeraldcrusade [2012-09-07 02:08:00 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes, I can see how civilized you are as you cuss at me and flaunt your xenophobia and racism. Very posh indeed.

>"you probably don't even know what a caveman is since it wasn't on the curriculum because of some creationist fucktard trying to sneak past the peer-review process. We at least know what evolution entails and how it works and why it works and what makes it work. You can't even get the definition of it straight."
So which do you want to talk about: Neanderthal, Australopithecus, H. erectus, H. habilis, H. ergaster? We could go for one of the lesser-known ones too, or talk about other prehistoric things. I like Dicynodonts and Mosasaurs.

>"we europeans run the fucking household."
Correction: The European Union runs the household, and even then it's mostly the eurozone. Eastern Europe doesn't really come into play, and the UK seems to like to try to distance itself from the rest of the EU.

>"you still claim to be the greatest fucking country in the world?"
You keep saying "you" which means this is directed to me--the person who said they don't even like America and is leaving eventually.

Hold on, I'm gonna go lol forever.

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Majajaja In reply to emeraldcrusade [2012-09-06 03:17:53 +0000 UTC]

For hell's sake at least use spellcheck if you can't do it yourself.

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emeraldcrusade In reply to Majajaja [2012-09-06 13:06:57 +0000 UTC]

Doesn't really matter, I think I made my point clear enough to you.

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KattoTang In reply to Majajaja [2012-09-06 03:35:42 +0000 UTC]

I can't quite tell if he's serious or just trolling.

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ArtisticApe In reply to emeraldcrusade [2012-09-06 01:07:10 +0000 UTC]

What I meant is that no one wants to hear it

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emeraldcrusade In reply to ArtisticApe [2012-09-06 01:13:23 +0000 UTC]

Freedom of speech you fool, I know I know, america is trying to always censor freedom of speech but seriosuly, keep your tyranical bullcrap from the rest of the world. Also I'm sure some americans that didn't know could be interested to know, also even if they didn't its always good to express feelings right.

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ArtisticApe In reply to emeraldcrusade [2012-09-06 01:26:13 +0000 UTC]

I know you have freedom of speech. I know my rights. I never said "you can't say that", I simply said "no one wants to hear it". It just means no one cares.

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emeraldcrusade In reply to ArtisticApe [2012-09-06 01:36:22 +0000 UTC]

Ok can you account for every last single person that comments on this post? No you carnt, and even if you could its abit obvious that some one cares, that being you can every last single person that replys to be me, because just the fact you bothered to reply even if its just to argue, you still cared enough to do it wheather you like it or not thats just the plain and clear truth at the moment, now do your self a favor and read this accept defeat and dont reply back.

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ArtisticApe In reply to emeraldcrusade [2012-09-06 01:46:07 +0000 UTC]

Nah, this is too fun now. Your reactions amuse me.

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emeraldcrusade In reply to ArtisticApe [2012-09-06 01:53:04 +0000 UTC]

Oh is that so? So what else do you want to argue about then? Because you seem to get amused by my so reaction, even though all it was was me prooving you wrong and pretty much making you look like the tyipical stupid america that you are. But what ever, after all its me chuckling every time you reply trying to look cool in this situation, please reply and amuse me more,colonial.

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ArtisticApe In reply to emeraldcrusade [2012-09-06 01:59:23 +0000 UTC]

Well, as far as I see it it's a win-win situation. I'm getting amusement from you're stupid comments, and you're getting amusement from my stupid comments.

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emeraldcrusade In reply to ArtisticApe [2012-09-06 02:04:33 +0000 UTC]

Nope, I think your alittle of the charts stupid there, the thing is, I'm not making any stupid comments at all, you are. See thats the diffrence there, dont know if you can see it soo well like but most people could spot that one, unless you want to proove me wrong? But still thanks for the free entertainment, watching idiots try and act smart always makes me chukkle.

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ArtisticApe In reply to emeraldcrusade [2012-09-06 02:24:33 +0000 UTC]

Please get down from your high pedestal. I'm no longer going to reply, and you'll probably be ignorant enough to take that as a sign that I lost, but no, that's not it. The reson I'm going to stop responding is because your arguments are pointless and in no way prove that you're smarter than me. Your arguments have consisted of calling me an idiot in order to make yourself appear smarter, an attempt which you've been failing at. I am now ready for the predictable "Ha, you're only quitting because you knew I was right and you were wrong, moron". I'm done arguing with someone who has the mental maturity of a 10 year-old. Good day

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emeraldcrusade In reply to ArtisticApe [2012-09-06 02:32:05 +0000 UTC]

Funny you should talk about "arguments are pointless" the thing is you started argueing with me I prooved you wrong you wouldn't stop arguing, then you get put in your place and now your trying to take the " I'm too good for this arguement" position, predictable so very very predictable. And the sadest part is when I finesh saying this your going to look like a bigger fool than before, but the thing is there actually was no real logical awenser you could of gave me at the start of this to proove your self right so in all you set your self up for this, good night faliure.

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KattoTang In reply to emeraldcrusade [2012-09-06 03:28:29 +0000 UTC]


How can you prove someone wrong when all they were doing was making a snide comment to you originally?

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emeraldcrusade In reply to KattoTang [2012-09-06 13:10:45 +0000 UTC]

No because the person was claiming not to me making stupid comments which she was, so I prooved her that she was being stupid.

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KattoTang In reply to emeraldcrusade [2012-09-06 13:26:59 +0000 UTC]

"claiming not to me making stupid comments which she was"

Do you even look at what you type before you hit that "Add Comment" button? Your lack of literate sentences coupled with your asinine ranting says more about you than anything else.

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emeraldcrusade In reply to KattoTang [2012-09-06 14:36:08 +0000 UTC]

Ah see that I'll give you and wont try and make an excuse for it, I up was pretty late last night so I was up to my useual tone for argueing, but thanks for poitning that out anyway, and trust me I dont lack the literate skills. Also back to subject,now that I have the audience of a yank, I'd love to know why your countrys banks are all owned by jewish people? And why does your goverment insist on bailing out the banks at the expense of the people? Are you proud of america? Do you think that shit hole is 1#? Its funny because your founding fathers fought for liberty and freedom, when in fact your just gong back to a tyrannical goverment but the amazing thing about it is at least 8/10 americans dont even relise it, seriously I use to think america was a great country from the looks it, but I guess thats all america is right? All looks and behind the looks is corruption at its finest, actually no I take that back, not its finest, it will get worse, belive me it will. To be honest it doesn't bother me much if you find a few grammatical or spelling errors. Because at the end of the day I think i've made my point clear to all blind sheep like americans that your days are numbered. Enjoy your shit country while it lasts, also good luck with europe....nah just kidding your going to struggle as hell to earn enough to even move there for a holiday let alone live there.

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KattoTang In reply to emeraldcrusade [2012-09-06 15:42:39 +0000 UTC]

I already said I dislike this country. Are you retarded or something? Oh wait, I remember now, your literacy skills suck. That's why you can't seem to accurately read anything anyone says to you and always respond with run-on sentences, lack of decent punctuation, lack of any knowledge of using paragraphs, and just general incoherence.

Oh, but wait, I'm American so I'm just stupid, right? I couldn't possibly know what I'm talking about.

By the way, the bank I use is called Citizens Bank. Funny little thing about it...
"Citizens is a wholly owned subsidiary of The Royal Bank of Scotland Group, with headquarters in Edinburgh, Scotland, UK. Following the financial rescue of RBS, the company's controlling shareholder is currently the British government."

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EA-Firestorm In reply to ??? [2012-09-05 23:47:49 +0000 UTC]

Lol, elections have been busy here in the Netherlands as well... You just can't wish for everyone to think rational these days

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Cuzzberry In reply to ??? [2012-09-05 23:45:36 +0000 UTC]

True story...

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DB-KT In reply to ??? [2012-09-05 23:41:30 +0000 UTC]

oh so true
so true

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Catbot158 In reply to ??? [2012-09-05 23:35:13 +0000 UTC]

This is why I stay out of politics. I don't really care who wins either. Both of them don't really stand out...
Also, nice job!

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pikaplusmin In reply to ??? [2012-09-05 23:34:21 +0000 UTC]

Nostalgia... It's coming back!! This is awesome...

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DatJerome In reply to ??? [2012-09-05 23:26:40 +0000 UTC]

lvl. 12 guy is every citizen of every country who has ever argued over something political. As for people how are glad he didn't pick a side its because there isn't a side in this to pick. You're misinformed and the worst part is you believe the lies your fed and you believe them enough to actually pick one liar over the other.

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Gakumerasara In reply to ??? [2012-09-05 23:22:11 +0000 UTC]

awesome

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StunnerMan In reply to ??? [2012-09-05 23:20:30 +0000 UTC]

I know that feel...

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Ecapa In reply to ??? [2012-09-05 23:11:06 +0000 UTC]

ROFLMAO

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