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I have the blood of far too many adorable baby sphinxes on my hands. This madness has to end. ;DRead MORE "I'm My Own Mascot" here: www.kevinbolk.com/comic/mascotβ¦
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Nefelem [2014-06-08 23:23:15 +0000 UTC]
Wait, aren't sphinxes people-eating monsters? Better kill them before they're grown.
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Sugashi [2014-06-08 23:22:03 +0000 UTC]
So many people have done this, the species of sphinx is extinct already.
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ShadowRaven2006 In reply to ??? [2014-06-08 23:10:05 +0000 UTC]
Don't be silly. Suicidal baby Sphinxes, Bah, everyone knows that at that age, they are too busy learning their first riddles to ever get caught up in things like suicide.Β You're all wrong and I'm rightΒ and.......damn we really do need a sarcasm font.
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magicia In reply to ??? [2014-06-08 22:16:25 +0000 UTC]
Is it my imagination or does that sphinx bear a strong resemblance to the one from tiny toons?
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TheLastIronMan In reply to ??? [2014-06-08 22:10:35 +0000 UTC]
Considering what a HUEG douchebag the original sphinx was, I think we're safe.
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rickcressen [2014-06-08 21:40:14 +0000 UTC]
I probably shouldn't comment. I know nothing about sphinxes.
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AutumnLucy [2014-06-08 21:30:32 +0000 UTC]
I had someone once try to talk to a group of friends and I about the legend of zelda and why link and zelda were actually siblings. We were in shock by the stuff he was saying. Then he admitted he never played or watched anyone play one of the games before. We were shocked. And this...is what this makes me think of.Β
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jack-tallow In reply to ??? [2014-06-08 21:29:57 +0000 UTC]
But sphinxes are complete assholes!
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Xailenrath [2014-06-08 20:51:04 +0000 UTC]
Good sir, you are a GOD!
I JUST got done having an encounter
with someone here who felt the needΒ
to "correct" my "opinion" (in obnoxious air-quotes, apparently)
on a certain trivial subject.
(Ruining my previously fantastic mood on this, the 30th anniversary
of my favorite movie)
Those poor baby sphinxes!
This made my day and helped me regain the positive vibes!
Thank you so much!
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Skasha In reply to The-Screaming-Sphinx [2014-06-08 20:53:47 +0000 UTC]
Because the cyborg pandas are still on strike.
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LiterateKat [2014-06-08 20:20:17 +0000 UTC]
I sphinx I know what I'm talking about, thank you.
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TheDJTC [2014-06-08 20:14:14 +0000 UTC]
Don't like sphinxes curse people? Let 'em die.
Just like the SPACE CRICKEEETS
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ZippyZak [2014-06-08 19:43:56 +0000 UTC]
Sphinxes have wings?!
*baby sphinx kills itself*
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Rot8erConeX In reply to ZippyZak [2014-07-21 14:52:13 +0000 UTC]
Some sphinxes do have wings.Β Usually the ones who have wings are smaller than those who don't.
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MrShuffleDeck [2014-06-08 19:26:38 +0000 UTC]
Sphinxes, can not have children..Unless, they make a lil Sphinxes.Β
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Greed-kun [2014-06-08 19:21:47 +0000 UTC]
So THAT'S why there aren't anymore Sphinxes D:
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HNBBTF In reply to ??? [2014-06-08 19:02:39 +0000 UTC]
Good Sphinxes are a menace to society.
Hopefully I just killed one now.
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ChaosBladewing In reply to ??? [2014-06-08 18:51:11 +0000 UTC]
Well, good thing I know everything about everything
But, in all seriousness, the sphinxes need to calm down a tiny bit. People can hold opinions based on their knowledge. However, they do need to keep in mind how limited their knowledge is and be willing to adapt after learning more about the subject.
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Raenafyn In reply to ??? [2014-06-08 18:47:04 +0000 UTC]
I really don't like when people try to uphold an opinion on something they don't know shit about. :/ This uber-vegan guy a couple years ago kept trying to convince me (a once animal science major taking classes on animal diets) that frozen broccoli had just as much or more protein than beef jerky did. If anything, he may have been thinking IRON, and not protein, but the fact he'd continue to act like I was the idiot was irritating to no end. I'd imagine if I tried to convince him now, he wouldn't admit to the error, some people are just far too prideful to get out of the fantasy world in their head.
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fuzzylittlebastard In reply to ??? [2014-06-08 18:38:32 +0000 UTC]
Those Bosnian politics really PISS ME OFF!
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SchwarzerRitter [2014-06-08 18:21:45 +0000 UTC]
But research wastes valuable trolling time.
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Davehollis [2014-06-08 18:16:28 +0000 UTC]
If I follow this advice, I can't comment on this thread.
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jolan5 In reply to ??? [2014-06-08 18:02:30 +0000 UTC]
But sphinxes grow up to eat people who can't answer riddles, so it's better to have them all die, so as to prevent countless deaths in the future.
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Q9R42 In reply to ??? [2014-06-08 17:56:16 +0000 UTC]
And an adult sphinx dies whenever someone makes the argument "You don't think like me, therefore, you don't know what you're talking about!"
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PokeyFluffytail In reply to ??? [2014-06-08 17:42:13 +0000 UTC]
I look at the comments below me, and I'm saddened~ :c
It's like no one cares about myth and fantasy anymore~ ;w;
No wonder the Sphinxes are dying~ Q ~ Q
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Overrated-Relish [2014-06-08 17:40:20 +0000 UTC]
Well if one knew nothing about a subject they wouldn't be able to have an opinion. To be fair it's more like they know little on the subject or at least not all of it.
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Mali-chan In reply to Overrated-Relish [2014-06-09 05:14:58 +0000 UTC]
You're way too optimistic. I was a tabletop RPG player in the hight of the moral panic in my country (mid 90s). I met a lot of people who held strong oppinions about us being agressive/satanic/etc. who knew nothing about the subject outside of "it exists". Maybe someone somewhere 3 or 4 steps down the rumor pyramid might heard (misunderstood) some somethingsΒ about the hobby but that didn't meant these people did. :/
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Overrated-Relish In reply to Mali-chan [2014-06-09 05:21:45 +0000 UTC]
Well they would have to know like what the word means that's all I'm saying. If you asked some one their opinion on yaoi but they have no idea what that is or if it's even a thing (never heard of it either)the first thing they'll do is either look it up or ask some one what it is.
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Mali-chan In reply to Overrated-Relish [2014-06-09 06:02:41 +0000 UTC]
The definition they have doesn't have to be right though.Β Which is basically knowing nothing. YMMV what is worse knowing literally nothing or knowing something minimal which is also wrong (knowing nothing, but thinking that you do). I generally think that a un/misinformed opinion is worse than a nonexisting one. (Example: "Yaoi? I heard it's p0rn! So gross!")
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There is also the first rule of professionalism. "Never admit ignorance" That's literally presenting an opinion on stuff you don't know anything about to not come off as ignorant or present yourself smarter than you are, you wont fool people, who already know about the subject, but it's still an existing strategy. (Example: "Yaoi is yet another example of the decadence and decaying culture of Japan!" - only had to guess that it's from Japan. If can't be assed to do even that: "The popularity of yaoi in some circles really underlines the fall of morality in our beloved country! *deep-sad-sigh*" )
There are trolls too who do such thing deliberately (I know nothing of this, let's present an uninformed opinion just for shits and giggles).
And I'm not even touching the people who deliberately misinform others for one reason or another. :/
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Overrated-Relish In reply to Mali-chan [2014-06-09 16:54:15 +0000 UTC]
okay you're right. I didn't read a thing you said nor do I care so please leave me alone.
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Mali-chan In reply to Overrated-Relish [2014-06-09 17:52:43 +0000 UTC]
As you wish.
And this reply was only written to tell you to only need tell me that you didn't read (or care for) my argument. Thanks.
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Mattkind [2014-06-08 17:34:16 +0000 UTC]
Fuck EM I say sphinxes are nothing but riddle asking Layabouts YOU GET A JOB YOU LION BODIEDΒ BASTARDS
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VforVignette453 In reply to ??? [2014-06-08 17:29:44 +0000 UTC]
Well...ill "sphinx" about that for a second.
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Pointerofreality [2014-06-08 17:24:54 +0000 UTC]
yo! Kevin! How's the personal trainer thing going? feeling the burn?
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twistedgear [2014-06-08 17:14:55 +0000 UTC]
I just feel people need to know my opinion on something I don't have an opinion about!Β
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NirvanaInKarma In reply to ??? [2014-06-08 17:14:53 +0000 UTC]
Bu-bu-but SPHINXES DON'T EXIST OUTSIDE OF MYTH AND ARCHITECTURE AND ART
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SchwarzerRitter In reply to NirvanaInKarma [2014-06-08 18:22:24 +0000 UTC]
Because the internet killed them all.
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NirvanaInKarma In reply to SchwarzerRitter [2014-06-08 18:40:36 +0000 UTC]
But the sphinx was established as mythical since its inception D:
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SchwarzerRitter In reply to NirvanaInKarma [2014-06-08 18:55:36 +0000 UTC]
No!
It's not true! IT'S NOT TRUE!
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NirvanaInKarma In reply to SchwarzerRitter [2014-06-08 19:11:34 +0000 UTC]
You'll have to defend the antithesis :3
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EB-the-GAMER [2014-06-08 17:04:40 +0000 UTC]
Shinxes kill people, so think nothing of it.
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